Chris court appearance

[Bullooo]

I wonder when this fuck is going to realize he's never getting his toys back.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No concern for the victim. Fuck you Chris. Fuck Green County for playing around with this BS. I hate Chris.

 

[Beverly Laurel]

Fucking lmao this shit just gets more and more surreal as time goes on

 

[Super Guido]

Lmao I know everybody expected him to sperg out and all but actually reading he did is amazing. It’s probably dawning on him right about now how fucked he really is

I don't think he's there quite yet, but I bet he's gonna get a Contempt of Court charge if he keeps up his little manbaby tantrums.

 

[latter day taint]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

There are actually prisons in the US that have specially modified PS4 and Switches that have all internet capability removed prisoners can purchase.

 

[Esquilax]

Don't let him go home to get his extra medallion and class ring! They're the source of his power! He can make portals to the mall!

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

Some truly ebin troll is about to read this, get in his mom's car, and go snatch Chris' transformers, rocks, and pony toys in the name of justice.

Yep wouldn’t be surprised if we start seeing posts about people stealing shit on 4chan or Reddit

 

[Aqua Panda]

So we have his lawyer info, but did we get a full list of initial charges? Also, he's already pushing his luck interuppting the judge. Lmao.

Held at minimum till September, no toys and none of his hoard around him is going to cause him to sperg out. Hard.

 

[Madre Muerte]

I'm expecting a breakdown by Chris in a week or less.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Hopefully the pets are okay...

 

[Direlection]

Can probably get a bottom barrel price on that smelly house now that it will go into liquidation to pay for the nursing home. Good job, Chris. Not only did you rape Barb, you raped her bank account too.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Norway prisons are like that. But then, prisoners are given a bill for their stay once they’re released, so it’s not taxpayers paying for them

Now I'm wondering what happens if a released prisoner desn't pay the bill.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Hopefully the pets are okay...

According to another thread, the neighbors have taken them in.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Hopefully the pets are okay...

They're certainly better off than they were when Chris wasn't in prison

 

[Retarded INTP]

Hopefully the pets are okay...

As I said, we have no info about Barb so far.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Ok but actually who's gonna go sit in on the actual trial, just this news report is gold but I'm sure they left out bits that a Kiwi would catch. The true crime would be if we relied on journos.

 

[Golly]

Is it possible that the items he wants to retrieve are more insidious than the ps3 and lego collection?
He knows what he did was wrong. I bet he wants to hide any sex toy/fixture/etc referenced in conversations with Bella.

Can probably get a bottom barrel price on that smelly house now that it will go into liquidation to pay for the nursing home. Good job, Chris. Not only did you rape Barb, you raped her bank account too.

Barb systematically raped the Chandler finances herself. Chris exacerbated it further, but he had one hell of a role model.

 

[Uncle Meat]

He's probably more worried about the Sonichu binders than he is the legos. He knows he can always sell them and they are his art and valuable in his mind. I don't know where he'd keep anything in prison though. It's nice that he's being relatively cooperative though... at least when he isn't stamping his feet and demanding things.

 

[Czechem Republic]

Chandler was arrested following a Friday, July 30, post on a web forum dedicated to her life in which texts and audio purported to be from Chandler describe a series of sexual assaults,,,

Say the name you fucking journo-pussies

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Can you get released on bond if you don’t have a place to stay?
Would he be allowed to stay at home if Barb isn’t there?
It’s all moot since he doesn’t the money to post bond, but if he did, he’d have to have someone in the county to house him, right?