🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
Quality wasn't the point of this. I just want to see how long I could keep my fingers on the keyboard. Forty minutes is a new record for me.
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And it's utterly pathetic that forty five minutes is your max. You couldn't even last an hour. Shame. Just shame. You should go stand in the corner for an hour, but I'm sure you'd give up before that was over too.
 
Connor may I make a suggestion? You are at least middle class. Your family has some money. Why not invest in some kind of... I dunno... herb? I mean, I think it would take the edge off you.
 
Connor Bible said:
I'm just a novice, man.
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You'd be better than a novice at a lot of things if you applied a bit more effort. Trying is the same thing as doing, you know. So nut up, sit your ass back down and type for a solid hour. Don't go for quantity, go for fucking quality. Draw the reader in, not repulse them with utter trite.
 
Connor Bible said:
I may not have found the drive yet. Writing is a skill, not an inborn talent.
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If you think you can make a career out of only forty minutes of uninterrupted write-time every two weeks, then I'm a proud independent translatinx mujer who don't need no hombre. It's a skill, but the skill comes from inborn talent, a strong work ethic, and a commitment to self-discipline - all things that are lacking in your character.
 
MasterDisaster said:
You'd be better than a novice at a lot of things if you applied a bit more effort. Trying is the same thing as doing, you know. So nut up, sit your ass back down and type for a solid hour. Don't go for quantity, go for fucking quality. Draw the reader in, no repulse them with utter trite.
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You're setting the bar awful high man. It's best to start small. I actually like what I wrote so far. If I kept doing it, I'd be hooked.
 
Connor Bible said:
You're setting the bar awful high man. It's best to start small. I actually like what I wrote so far. If I kept doing it, I'd be hooked.
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That's great man, you need to enjoy what you write but here's the thing... To be a writer so do OTHER PEOPLE.
 
Connor Bible said:
I may not have found the drive yet. Writing is a skill, not an inborn talent.
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You think the first baker made perfect bread the first time? Or that Jordan was making free-throws out of his crib? Stop making excuses and you'd start seeing results.
 
VLAD said:
If you think you can make a career out of only forty minutes of uninterrupted write-time every two weeks, then I'm a proud independent translatinx mujer who don't need no hombre. It's a skill, but the skill comes from inborn talent, a strong work ethic, and a commitment to self-discipline - all things that are lacking in your character.
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Well he can make it a career out of it..It'd just be that his books will be the shit ones you always see in bargain bins or charity shops
 
Connor Bible said:
You're setting the bar awful high man. It's best to start small. I actually like what I wrote so far. If I kept doing it, I'd be hooked.
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So wait, you wrote for less than an hour today and now your done? Way to puss out three feet from the starting line when you felt that first bead of sweat. If you can't even reach the goals you set yourself and they're already that low what's the point of even trying, amirite? That's what you want to hear, isn't it? You're right, writing is hard, so fucking hard, so goddamn hard it's practically breaking my fingers to string all these words together just to drive in a valid point you'll just go around to piss out your own retort to.
 
I remember when I was a little kid, scribbling wild stories on paper, complete with primitive drawings. In retrospect, they were shit, yes, but I enjoyed doing it back then. I have yet to grab the pebble.
 
Connor Bible said:
Quality wasn't the point of this little exercise. It was to see how far I could go. One of my friends told me to ""write when I'm cold" until I overheat.
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Did your friend ever tell you about this marvelous thing called "editing?"

Connor Bible said:
Quality wasn't the point of this. I just want to see how long I could keep my fingers on the keyboard. Forty minutes is a new record for me.
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No wonder that book report took so long OK, OK, I'M SORRY. The joke's overdone.

But seriously, Connor, if you can't stand writing for more than an hour when you consider it "your hobby," consider getting a new hobby.

Connor Bible said:
I may not have found the drive yet. Writing is a skill, not an inborn talent.
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Most people refer to their "drive" as their passion compelling them to work longer than most people would at something that interests them. If 45 minutes is your limit, then either this isn't compelling for you or your passion is about as fiery as a damp tissue.

Connor Bible said:
You're setting the bar awful high man. It's best to start small. I actually like what I wrote so far. If I kept doing it, I'd be hooked.
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Then why the fuck did you stop?
 
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