🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[MasterDisaster]

40 minutes not enough? I'll write for an hour. After that, an hour and a half. Then two hours. Two and a half. Three...

Holy shit I think he's got it.

 

[Watcher]

Clinical depression can really do damage.

They have pills for that you know. It's not an excuse.

 

[Squealer]

40 minutes not enough? I'll write for an hour. After that, an hour and a half. Then two hours. Two and a half. Three...

Or here's an idea. Shut off the internet for an hour or two, and get creativity flowing. That's perfect

 

[Watcher]

40 minutes not enough? I'll write for an hour. After that, an hour and a half. Then two hours. Two and a half. Three...

You gotta write like every single day.

It's not enough to just do it all in one day and then blow it off for 2 months. You need to do it every single day.

Even just writing 5 pages a day is enough to finish a novel in only a few months.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

40 minutes not enough? I'll write for an hour. After that, an hour and a half. Then two hours. Two and a half. Three...

Not blaming ya. Coming up with obtuse similes, shitty aphorisms and incredibly turgid prose is an exhausting task.

 

[Kirby]

40 minutes not enough? I'll write for an hour. After that, an hour and a half. Then two hours. Two and a half. Three...

Why don't you start by writing a children's book? That seems more up your alley.

Spoiler

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
That Sam-I-am!
Do you like
Green eggs and ham?
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
Green eggs and ham.
Would you like them
Here or there?
I would not like them
Here or there.
I would not like them
Anywhere.
I do not like
Green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You can handle at least this much, right?

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

40 minutes not enough? I'll write for an hour. After that, an hour and a half. Then two hours. Two and a half. Three...

40 minutes in 1 week is nothing. If it were 40 minutes every single day, that'd be different.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Not blaming ya. Coming up with obtuse similes, shitty aphorisms and incredibly turgid prose is an exhausting task.

Hey if Fifty Shades of Grey can do it so can he.

 

[Holdek]

Clinical depression can really do damage.

What are you doing to address that?

 

[Connor Bible]

My father gave me some advice when it comes to writing once. "Write, and it shall come."

 

[MasterDisaster]

My father gave me some advice when it comes to writing once. "Write, and it shall come."

Yeah, notice the part about it that said 'WRITE'.

 

[Kirby]

My father gave me some advice when it comes to writing once. "Write, and it shall come."

ok cool

 

[Watcher]

My father gave me some advice when it comes to writing once. "Write, and it shall come."

Mine said "Get a job"

Which one is more useful?

 

[Connor Bible]

Besides, I only have class two days a week this semester. That's plenty of fucking time.

 

[Watcher]

That's plenty of fucking time.

That you'll waste yes. Like you always do.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Besides, I only have class two days a week this semester. That's plenty of fucking time.

At this pace, you'll graduate by... 2025!

 

[MasterDisaster]

Besides, I only have class two days a week this semester. That's plenty of fucking time.

So why in the fuck aren't you writing instead of pissing around here? And don't be going to hide on Skype neither.

 

[Watcher]

So why in the fuck aren't you writing instead of pissing around here? And don't be going to hide on Skype neither.

 

[autism420]

What do you fucking do in your free time Connor? Do you just jack off for hours at a time or what?

 

[Watcher]

What do you fucking do in your free time Connor? Do you just jack off for hours at a time or what?

He watches shitty 80s movies and complains