Fuck I'm late shut up
I never realized he was a troon too. I just thought he was a chaser.
Jarrod is such a low quality troon that he looks like a standard neckbeard. His dedication (or lack there of) to being unkempt makes him the craziest looking man on the farms, matching his personality like a giant warning sign.
This is literally the plot of Mice and Men; only every character is Lenny.
Thank you, I laughed too hard at this.
A few have starved and/or froze to death by this point. They blamed the deaths on Earl, who has become a folk hero in this thread.
Earl is not fat and I would have sex with him.
This is a fun thread.
It’s like Four Corners where the border of the Lolcow, A&H, Beauty Parlor and Community boards all meet.
Everybody has a reason to hate and/or make fun of the Tranch.
Exactly, and with a dose of Animal Control thanks to Kevin & Ash Coyote being furries as well as DenFur. They fail so hard at everything all at once that it's like they have the "kick the autistic" sign tattooed onto them and written in the dirt at the tranch, an irresistible kiwi signal.
Half of Kevin's thread is women shitting on him for being a terrible example of a "woman" and it's one of my favorite threads because of it.
being furry/wiccan/sucking toes/terminally online/substance abusers like the the majority of the 1st world
What the fuck, have you been outside/to a first world country? There's a reason the word "normies" is uttered by most of those groups (substance abusers are too high to care) and why most of the people we cataloge on this site fall into those categories. These people aren't the norm, they're an incubator for the exceptional. Not being terminally online is a sign of normality and is practiced by most people.
There is a certain "Awww look at the poor widdle uwu [pet minority] who is incapable of doing anything bad, must have done it because of the ebil White cishet men!" involved on the Wokeandian side, and...people who take advantage of that are scum.
This is so hard to convey to other blue leaning people in my life who are below boomer age and why they get so surprised when a pet minority screws up or takes advantage of them. It's why a lot of left leaning Americans are on the SJW flavored threads, we have to cope and seethe until the people around us learn the hard way (or just ignore it).
Autistic shower thought: Never have I seen a group of cows that I've more wanted to recreate as a Sims household just to see what happens.
You know, maybe that's why they never fixed up the hot tub or implemented a farm pond.
how come it's always MtF trannies sperging out and acting like retards. FtM do it too but it's like a 9/10 ratio when it comes to which side is having a fucking autism fit.
Entitlement. Trans women are WOMEN, meaning that they are forced to become underprivileged lesbian women by biology, and experience homophpbia, misogyny, and transmysoggyknee at the same time. Therefore according to woke lore they are some of the wisest and most deserving of everything and we should listen to them (and trans men are MEN so they should shut up and woke transmen follow this).
This means autistic men who are raised with the world handed to them by their parents (plenty who aren't who don't chimp) and cluster Bs jump in and scream for tendies. These guys have less self awareness than most people due to their conditions, so they are more accustomed to throw giant tantrums in public.
Women are raised to focus more on social skills and part of that is learning to be mindful of others. They chimp out in more passive aggressive ways that aren't as funny as their male counterparts because they're raised and expected to be subtle about chimpouts while men with previously stated conditions have less of that instilled in them. Testosterone also enables them to be more destructive like others said.
Besides, male run of the mill transtrenders who don't chimp aren't catelogued by the farms. We also think a man in a dress who doesn't pass is funnier and has more cognitive dissonance to us than a women wearing men's clothing (which is only a bit different than normal and T is stronger and helps them pass more).
They probably did wash the yarn but there's so much vm in the yarn from the shit quality wool being "sticky" so to speak that they couldn't get all or even most of it. Healthy wool on healthy animals "repels" debris to a certain extent instead of being plant Velcro.
They can't wash and condition their hair and it extends to their livestock. I'm kinda offended that they can't even be bothered to craft shit with it. At least make a God's Eye you shiftless bastards.
Trancher thoughts: Penny seems like the type of person who really likes cute things and "taking care of them", but doesn't commit to it. He wants to be motherly, but pissed out of his own children's lives to pick up Kevin and Jen, both adults who like being cared like children but are independent enough that when Penny doesn't want to play he can ignore both of them. This seems to extend to the alpacas, in a sense: Penny LOVES photographing his hoard of alapacas, yet we never see care taken for them outside of basic feeding and hearding (Luna Slater and her hoard of actual dirty objects comes to mind). He seems to be attached to them but only passively, playing with them like toys then putting them back in a heap.
Penny, in spite of being an anarchist, is the ring leader along with Bonnie (who seems to be filled with contempt for himself and mostly others so he doesn't give a fuck about most things that don't make him look good or bring him pleasure). How these two trans women model is how their ranch hands follow. Sure, someone could suggest a vet check, but would anyone really follow up on it if Penny or Bonnie didn't take any steps to schedule it? The same applies to hosing down the alpacas and making sure each alpaca gets fed the proper amount. Shit, I don't even know if those fuzzy bastards are getting mineral blocks they need, and that requires someone just to toss one into the farm and forgetting until the next one is released. I think the only proactive member of the tranch who doesn't just go with the ordered chores flow is Jarrod, but unfortunately he's become number 3 since he is invested in Penny and Bonnie's habits of guns and aggression and is gun ho about it.
I like how the ducks and chickens have been ignored since they're not as cute and don't require much care. Penny put down those toys a while ago and hasn't given much thought since. I'm focusing on Penny btw since he runs the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch twitter and is the one giving constant updates.
