The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The sign is a subtle joke]

reminds me of one of my favorite subreddits

r/liberalgunowners

r/liberalgunowners: Gun-ownership through a liberal lens.

www.reddit.com

 

[White Devil]

reminds me of one of my favorite subreddits

r/liberalgunowners

r/liberalgunowners: Gun-ownership through a liberal lens.

www.reddit.com

Cognitive Dissonance : The Subreddit.

 

[Drums Into Space]

Not to mention he's the tranch's person of 'colour'.

Looks pretty white to me. Is this one of those situations where a white person claims to be a POC but white passing. Remember when sparx tried that shit saying he was middle eastern then a month later said he was German. Make it make sense

Edit: wrong pronouns :p

 

[Haint]

Disgusting little troll who spins yarn and wants to steal your children... Is Kevryn's real name Rumpelstiltskin?

Crumpledskinslit

 

[Law]

I've wondered why they don't get into the mohair market. It's already established market, and much more supported.

So they could get actual government subsidies to do this? You'd think they'd love to get some gibs from Uncle Sam to raise fluffy goats and rabbits.

I guess the USDA doesn't give you a bonus for withstanding an attack from Earl the invisible fascist though, so maybe it wouldn't work.

Looks pretty white to me.

Paul "Bonnie" Mendoza is actually Latino. His father, Luis Mendoza, was a pedophile (info is on page 839 of the Kevin thread).

 

[Drums Into Space]

His father, Luis Mendoza, was a pedophile

Like father like son

 

[Law]

Look, I think you're confusing a person being nice vs. being an asshole with someone being a "real" transwoman vs. a troon. Just because people like the tranchers are bigger pieces of shit who are more aggressive in imposing their attitudes towards women on the world than whatever transexuals you're friends with doesn't mean the latters' attitudes are any less warped and insulting.

I think she also thinks that her trans friends are "real trans" because she just hasn't seen their crazy side yet. I'll try to add this without powerleveling or going off-topic too much, but I am also friends with transwomen in real life, and I think that being trans is like a religion or a mental illness or addiction. People with contradictory beliefs, mental illnesses, and addictions can be cool people and good friends - nobody's perfect after all, and everyone's got issues. But once you see the consequences of those problems (a transwoman who's impulsive with money and e-begs when he shouldn't, another transwoman who looks fine in public but whose house is a hoarder's den) it can really change your opinion. I have several other friends who have gotten more sceptical about trans stuff the more they hang out with trans people. It's possible to disagree with someone's beliefs, or be critical about their choices, and still feel respect and affection towards them and enjoy doing things with them.
Sometimes the crazy just takes time to show itself.

 

[RodgerDodger]

They are mobilizing?
Well guys, would be absolutely a shame if they gathered every troon lolcow and created a commute together. Then it would be absolutely terrible if they built a very high fence around. Additionally it would be completely unbearable if they also put this fence on electricity and then never interacted with the outside *dangerous* world again.

Then we send the new troons there and make the camp troons use their own Intranet so we don't have to interact

But it seems very inefficient to have to send Bonnie and Clod out on these high stress commando missions. Plus they've surely run low on gas money by now. What they need is a better solution. A low carbon footprint solution. Like a special train service to deliver the distraught troon in need of rescue straight to their pens. Maybe make it a duel purpose train that could also be used to haul Alpacas around?

 

[Humpty hump]

So to be fair Penny has defended the way he does, saying that’s the way that his Iranian stepparents made it. The ones that adopted him after his parents abandoned him and he couldn’t stop getting raped.
stepmother is now suffering from Alzheimer’s and mis-genders penny like a he’s a Kiwifarmer trying to break a world record.

Wait, is there any evidence of Anahid (who, by the way, is Armenian, not Iranian) misgendering Phil?

 

[nicetry]

as well as to direct activists who might have been doing something useful instead into idiocy like pushing the right to have a dicklord show off his cock to women and children in a locker room.

This is an aspect of the tranny phenomenon I hadnt considered. I think you're on to something here

Spoilered the Original movie just in case someone doesn't know

• Saving Ryan's Privates
• Alpacalypse Now (someone has made a poster for this already)
• Zero Dark 41
• Cope & Glory
• Come & Seethe (alt: Cope & Seethe, Cope & See)
• Starship Troonpers
• Black Unicorn Down
• Das Troont
• An Occurance at Alpaca creek Bridge
• The Big Red Hon
• The Life & death of colonel Brick
• The Steel Dilator
• Platroon
• The Dirty Dozen (this one is fine as is, The polycule however is "the flirty dozen")
• The Gibes at Midnight
• The Burmese Larp
• War Unicorn
• Grand Illusion (this one is also fine as is)

Spoiler: Movies Parodied

Saving private Ryan
Apocalypse Now
Zero dark 30
Hope & glory
Come & See
Starship troopers
Black Hawk Down
Das boot
An occurrence at owl Creek bridge
The big red one
The life and death of col. Blimp
The steel helmet
Platoon
The dirty dozen
The chimes at midnight
The burmese harp
War horse
Grand Illusion

Hamburger hill

You don't even have to change the name

 

[Law]

Hamburger hill

Uncommon Squalor
The Girldicks of Navarone
Three Queens
The Sum of all Queers
Assault on Polycule 13
The Hunt for Raped October Evans

 

[Sourceress]

It was actually a different thread (the Tranny Sideshows one) which I guess makes it less likely. It's just weird to see it come up so soon after when it's such an unusual topic, and even using similar phrasing. I suppose an alternate explanation is that he has had voice feminization lessons (I don't know the real name for those) and was taught about the subject there.

If he did pick it up from the thread, he seems to have interpreted it as something all women do, rather than a relatively rare thing that is mostly done as part of professional vocal training?

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He says "You know, like, from my chest" as if it's something the average female reader would understand. Is it? Honest question, does anyone who hasn't done voice training think about resonance in their chest or where their voice is coming from?

Honestly, I feel a little violated at the idea that he might have read about my individual experience and then absorbed it into his Borg understanding of what being female is.

I've actually had voice training, and I hardly ever think about that sort of thing unless I need to. Like, okay, if I'm trying to go contralto or tenor? But otherwise nah.

My first thought when I saw him say "you know, like, from my chest" was "oh, you mean like how men yell when they're angry?" I have never heard a woman yell from the chest when she's angry - but I've heard loads of men do it. And it's pretty clear imo that Kevin means it as "I yelled at her using my deep male voice in the loudest, deepest and most intimidating way I could yell at her because I wanted to scare her".

Just trans-identified male things: Intentionally scaring the shit out of women if they don't behave the exact way you want them to at all times.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Disgusting little troll who spins yarn and wants to steal your children... Is Kevryn's real name Rumpelstiltskin?

Hate to do an "ackshually" here but Kevvy does not spin yarn neither do any of the other tranchers. They take the raw fibers to a textile mill in bulk (lord knows how they store those fibers until they drive them over tho). Kev is more like an awful little changeling.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Someone get these poor animals out of there before one of them starves or is declared an animal troon by these lunatics.

A few have starved and/or froze to death by this point. They blamed the deaths on Earl, who has become a folk hero in this thread.

 

[Gone Ham]

A few have starved and/or froze to death by this point. They blamed the deaths on Earl, who has become a folk hero in this thread.

a lot have also died from eating insulation, which is just terrible for anything. Wouldn't be surprised if they used asbestos either

 

[Jarolleon]

I like how they think that they can roll onto a 'white supremacist' compound, IE private property held by presumed rednecks, in full tactical gear, pile out of their truck, and not get lit up, cut down, and written off as self defense because "Yea this nondescript truck rolled onto our private property and folks with guns piled out, we assumed we were about to get cartel'd, we never invited them here".

The smoking gun that this is bullshit really is the fact that they're not all in the hospital right now, whether the wards or the morgue. I don't even buy that it could have been a benign hitchhiker event, name one hitchhiker who would be desperate enough to get into a car full of people rolling in full tactical with AR's out. Not to mention that would require them to regularly drive not only in full battle rattle, but full rifles out. We haven't seen them get that autistic yet, its always just been sidearms and edgelordism.

Firstly, those roast tweets were such a nice a whitepill to read. Gives me hope for the future.

Secondly this is 100% a fabricated story, Kevin gave it away with using the word “trans sister”.
Kevin never uses that word, it’s not in his cadence, he’s doing it because they have a narrative that they are pushing and hes stamessage “Unicorn ranch saves trans sibling”. Not mentioning any names or photos, from a ranch where even a sad plate of re-fried beans gets glamour shots and posted on Twitter.

Thirdly, if me and my friends just rescued someone in an armed standoff I think we would be talking about for a few days. The ranch has stfu about this and now are back to posting puff pieces and alpaca photos... just a normal day I guess.

also does this mean Kevin manages the tranch social media?

Maybe they just rolled up to some poor family's house and scared the shit out of the grandma and grandpa with their cartel-tier arsenal, and they'd rather pretend to be heroes than give details that lead to the shameful truth .

 

[Arc]

I am so so very late to the party but…
Shemale Team Six

Alpacalypse Now.
Edit: fug it's been done.

 

[Old Fart]

Hate to do an "ackshually" here but Kevvy does not [...]

...do anything productive at all, akshually.

 

[Valentinian II]

Those trannies really love to play tough, they larp as colombian death squads, or try to look threatening with a baseball bat. But when they talk about violence, it's often about how much they are being killed by evil huwite supremacists, and british cat ladies.

 

[Tour of Italy]

This is a fun thread.

It’s like Four Corners where the border of the Lolcow, A&H, Beauty Parlor and Community boards all meet.

Everybody has a reason to hate and/or make fun of the Tranch.