The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[RodgerDodger]

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You can't fool me. That's a Raider Camp from a Fallout Game.

 

[who dare wins?]

https://www.facebook.com/1256669134...ist&__rv__=video_home_www_playlist_video_list

In other news, I found the today show report which actually aired on live TV across America. (I do not know how to download Facebook videos on a laptop so excuse me if I cannot archive it)

 

[mr.moon1488]

More like kidnapped at gunpoint.

Lol oh god, I don't even want to think about that. I could just see Penny talking to some poor rando they threw in a pit saying "it puts the hormones in it's skin, or it gets the hose again!"

 

[100pcent]

420 pages! Toke up for the fuhrer!! Yeah!!!

 

[veri]

imagine if during their next special op extraction to rescue a trans woman hostage they shoot and kill him by accident because they mistake him for one of the white supremacist guards

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

A steady diet of home-grown (burned) eggs, hormonal dysfunction, neo-"vaginas" (i.e. pus pocket) and alpaca shit. What a lovely, dainty scented place.

This ranch stinks so bad even the skinwalkers stay away.

I’m not convinced that they aren’t skin walkers.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Tranch Twitter update time! First and foremost, Bonnie vaguely mentioned the outcome of Operation Troon Storm, which apparently took place in the woods now. View attachment 2366926
Is it a white supremacy den or is it a forest? Or was it a cave that had white people in it? Pick one.
Also jerking himself off about being such a good samaritan hours earlier:
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In actual Tranch news, get ready to open your wallets for some TOP QUALITY wool! View attachment 2366929
More cooking, I know you guys like to give your two cents on the culinary talents demonstrated to us by the tranchers.
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Hay delivery day.
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More tractor simping:
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Of course, they tweeted some alpaca photos as well. I’m only including a couple because quite frankly I’m too lazy to do this any more.

Spoiler: Someone save these animals for the love of God

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I love how they put 'three months before we expected it' like it's a good thing. It just screams 'we have no fucking idea what we're doing ' and gives lie to 'top quality'

Also why is the alpaca of colour having to wait until the white ones finish eating to eat? looks like we found out where the 'white supremacist den' is

 

[Law]

I've fucking seen troons like the Tranchers peak trans trannies.

If a trans gets peak-transed, do they detransition?

IDK, maybe I just get outside more, but... No.

So if the brave men and men of the Tranch aren't "real" transwomen, what is a "real" transwoman?
"Men can be women if they put the effort in!" Well several of them have been on hormones for years and have gotten their balls cut off and their dicks inverted, how much more "effort" do you want?
Transwomen are men. Yes, even the pretty ones. Yes, even the ones who are "good at makeup" or are polite or truly believe super deep down in their tum-tums that they're women. The "true trans" argument is as shoddily constructed as Jarrod's pallet wood shanty-town, and holds less water than the Tranch's non-existent rain-catchers.

It needs a genuine genius director, like whoever directed Who Killed Captain Alex.

In this thread we refer to Nabwana I. G. G. by name, and he would make a perfect Tranch movie. It could have cameos from Ebola Hunter and Bruce U, exploding black helicopters, and the locals of Wakaliga laughing at all the stupid Americans who think these men are women.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I’m not convinced that they aren’t skin walkers.

If they were Skinwalkers, then they would be able to pass as women.

 

[3MMA]

by troons, for troons

Reminds me of that clothing brand for black people, I think rapper Puff Daddy or Jay Z, created it (iirc): FUBU meaning “for us, by us.”
But for troons, FTBT or BTFT doesn’t have that rhyme, nor reason. Not to mention the topic was the disgusting porn they consume, rather than clothing. By Troons, For Troons…

Huh. A thought: If a woman is a Mary Sue, and the man version is a Gary Stu, what is the troon version?

Lilith Snoo, Lilith Stu, Lilith Troo?
Idk, I liked that Hairy Stu or Hairy Snoo one quite a bit.

you do not ever need numbers badly enough for it to be worth putting up with an infestation of predatory assholes, before the parasite load manages to kill the movement.

Nice turn of phrase! And stellar advice.

 

[shuppet]

If a trans gets peak-transed, do they detransition?

Sometimes, but usually it seems like the sunk cost fallacy kicks in and instead they try to draw a line between the respectable "real" trans people and insane guys like the tranchers. I think this is how the truscum vs tucute debate started.

 

[Death Grip]

Copes.
Copes is filmed on location with the men and more men of Tranch Enforcement. All townsfolk are considered Nazi militants until proven guilty in the court of Twitter.

No Country for Trans Identifying Men
Also did the sheriff bring a vet with him, because not sure he would have the knowledge to work out if the Alpacas were actually in good health?

 

[behindyourightnow]

They don't, really. They're just sacred cows. They can get away with whatever dumb shit they like, but suppose they tried to tell a company they couldn't clear-cut timber in a place full of endangered species, or build a pipeline through wherever, or dump arsenic into the water supply.

The fact is they're completely impotent, they're a distraction and controlled opposition to get people mad at them as well as to direct activists who might have been doing something useful instead into idiocy like pushing the right to have a dicklord show off his cock to women and children in a locker room.

The most accurate thing I have ever read. In 70 years humans will wonder (in between trips venturing out from their shacks to scavenge for rotten seaweed since the topsoil is all gone) why people in an era of wildly reckless for-profit resource extraction, off-the-charts wealth inequality, unrest, poverty, and general environmental degradation, people instead chose to focus their time and resources on ensuring that a 47-year-old computer programmer named Steve was allowed to flash his unwashed genitals in a women's locker room.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Apologies for the double post. Does Kevin read the trans-related threads here? Maybe I am being solipsistic, but it is strange that I posted on July 15th about how I learned to yell from the chest as part of having voice lessons and how 'bellowing from the chest' makes a female voice lower when you yell, and a week later Kevin (who I can't imagine has had singing lessons) uses this same information to make himself seem more feminine while describing an interaction. Because that information gives him an 'excuse' for that element in the story (his voice being low enough to be mistaken for a man).

Maybe it is just a coincidence, but it's weird. How many non-singers use terms like 'from the chest' anyway?

 

[Popcorn]

Look at their storefront:

Holy shit I thought that they would have gotten this sorted out.

What intrigues me is that they have removed the Soundview Mill supplier note. I know if I were a fibre miller I wouldnt want my name on that shit, maybe they only agreed to actually spin the yarn in that sorry state (maybe the tranch refused to pay extra for extra scouring). But it does raise questions. I wonder if the miller wanted their name taken off this subpar product because of that...

If the mill had severed ties with them I think that we would see transphobia posts, not what we saw as I doubt they have the forebearance to avoid souring relationships with the only 30 alpaca fleece mills in the country. But it would explain why they got a shipment 3 months early.

Does fleece length have any connection to what thickness of yarn it can be spun into? That could explain the choice of thicker yarns.

Apologies for the fiber autism you are about to receive

High levels of VM is normal in high crimp fiber but not in alpaca. It's usually found in rug grade wool from sheep bred specifically to produce rug grade wool. I also wouldn't care about lots of VM if they were selling whole washed fleece or spinning yarn themselves - but lots of VM in milled yarn is an indication that their animals are being kept filthy and the mill couldn't do anything about it.

You can keep wool animals' wool nice and low in VM in surprisingly trash conditions just by having them wear a kind of jacket when it's nasty and feeding them so they make healthy wool. Its not a high effort thing - they're literally bred for it.

Its also not uncommon for mills to reject fiber with too much VM or is generally just too shitty in quality. The first mill may have just sent it back and said "no thanks we don't want that pozloading my neghole our equipment"

Staple length affects strength, Shorter staple lengths are weaker and longer are stronger for the most part. Alpaca are supposed to have super long staple lengths made up of very fine fibers, but if the alpacas aren't getting the nutrition they need for proper wool production or they just aren't correct well bred alpacas meant for wool production (I don't know what the Tranch has, but this is common with rescued alpacas with unknown genetics) the length of the fiber won't matter because it will have the structural integrity of bleach fried hair.

 

[Borscht]

Most likely they've realised this grift didn't work so "oh she moved away to a safe place we found her" is a great way to close that chapter.

My headcanon is she went to Project Wolf. You know, to play with the puppies. Just like all the alpacas who seem to be disappearing from the ranch at an alarming rate.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

I am so so very late to the party but…
Shemale Team Six

 

[100pcent]

I am so so very late to the party but…
Shemale Team Six

S(h)e(m)al(e) Team SiX(Y chromosomes)

 

[Ultrapenguin]

IDK, maybe I just get outside more, but... No. Troons like the Tranchers don't really want to be women of any sort; they loathe women. You can see it in everything they do that this is what's fueling their AGP fetish, part of the LARP is the whole pretense of being a transwoman so they can justify berating women who don't want a fucking dudebro in what's supposed to be women's spaces and harassing women and generally being sex pests.

Troons are basically seriously off-brand and suspicious bonbons where the outer candy shell of LARPing-as-a-woman covers a thick layer of munchiness surrounding a liquor center of seething Incel misogyny. (The sweetness is, of course, antifreeze.)

I've fucking seen troons like the Tranchers peak trans trannies. It's honestly going to be pretty entertaining to see how it all falls out--if it'll be grasped that you do not ever need numbers badly enough for it to be worth putting up with an infestation of predatory assholes, before the parasite load manages to kill the movement.

Ok, and your real tranny buddies don't really want to be women either. That's a nonsensical and impossible concept.
They want to be some arbitrary stereotype they've attached some arbitrary meaning to, and while the specific nature of their delusions vary in focus, whether it be more about getting them off, or because they think their life will be easier, or because they're looking to prey on and control women, no matter what they're looking to get something out of it that has no direct relation whatsoever to having XX chromosomes. At most they're emotionally stunted people who are incapable of processing their emotions without attaching themselves to some kind of external archetype, a la autists like Chris Chan.

In fact since you get out so much, unlike losers who don't make it a point to spend their time hanging out with the mentally ill, maybe you could ask one of those true and honest trans individuals who really want to be a lady what exactly that entails? I'm sure everyone, especially women, would be very interested to hear what truly defines womanhood from someone who's never at any point experienced being one.

Look, I think you're confusing a person being nice vs. being an asshole with someone being a "real" transwoman vs. a troon. Just because people like the tranchers are bigger pieces of shit who are more aggressive in imposing their attitudes towards women on the world than whatever transexuals you're friends with doesn't mean the latters' attitudes are any less warped and insulting. I agree with @Law, the tranchers are as legitimately trans as any other trans person out there.

Apologies for the double post. Does Kevin read the trans-related threads here? Maybe I am being solipsistic, but it is strange that I posted on July 15th about how I learned to yell from the chest as part of having voice lessons and how 'bellowing from the chest' makes a female voice lower when you yell, and a week later Kevin (who I can't imagine has had singing lessons) uses this same information to make himself seem more feminine while describing an interaction. Because that information gives him an 'excuse' for that element in the story (his voice being low enough to be mistaken for a man).

Maybe it is just a coincidence, but it's weird. How many non-singers use terms like 'from the chest' anyway?

I'd think he was way too sensitive, but then his "Uwu I'm a delicate little girl" shit is probably mainly a larp intended for Twitter, and it's not like he has anything else to do.

I just hope if the tranchers do read the thread that maybe they'll pick up some tips from the obviously superior farmers so their animals won't have to die a horrible prolonged death.

 

[skol]

They are mobilizing?
Well guys, would be absolutely a shame if they gathered every troon lolcow and created a commute together. Then it would be absolutely terrible if they built a very high fence around. Additionally it would be completely unbearable if they also put this fence on electricity and then never interacted with the outside *dangerous* world again.