The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Barney Calhoun]

You know, watching this, I feel sorry for the US. The country that basically payrolled the USSR to rush Hitler and later was the only one that put its money were its mouth was and stood up to the same USSR and forced it to dissolve its now dissolving itself with this gay insanity. Sad, sad indeed.

 

[MasterDisaster]

How do you fuck eggs up that bad?

Too much butter, heat too high and overcooked. Signs of a shitty cook.

 

[White Devil]

You know, watching this, I feel sorry for the US. The country that basically payrolled the USSR to rush Hitler and later was the only one that put its money were its mouth was and stood up to the same USSR and forced it to dissolve its now dissolving itself with this gay insanity. Sad, sad indeed.

How do you think those of us here that are still sane feel?

 

[Cool Username]

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You’re god damn right SHE will!

Why is he wearing jeans for battle?

 

[Rekkington]

I feel like they maybe took it too far with this latest scheme, thinking they would get a bunch of donations again like last time, but it seems like people aren't taking the bait. None of it makes sense. How does someone get lured to the middle of nowhere, alone, with no car? Especially a troon, who all seem to operate with paranoia levels cranked to 11? Or at least that's what they say. They all act like they can't even walk down the street even in a liberal city without being targeted and harassed, so one would think that there would be little that could "lure them a two day walk to town in a place crawling with bigots" with the amount of hypervigilance they act like they need to have in order to survive. Hmmm, tells me maybe they don't feel so unsafe everywhere, and that's all a big act...who knew?

Also, they aren't talking much about this mission. If they weren't going to go to the cops, or tell their audience who these white supremacist terrorists are, then why did they even make the initial tweet, with the picture of them in the car, all dressed up? Either don't say anything at all about this retarded mission, or say what really happened. They were pretty careful about the little detail they said. They didn't say anyone got kidnapped or raped, just kind of-sort of implied it, but not really. They act like they can't go to the cops in their county because they are KKK members or whatever, but surely for a big boy felony like kidnapping, they could get the attention of someone in Colorado, a state that has areas that aren't all white power militias? Or the FBI? Are you really so "ACAB" that you would risk a den of potential kidnappers, rapists, or murderers getting away with this? I think that made some of their would-be donators on the more normie side of things hesitant to want to go along with this whole thing.

None of this shit happened, and they aren't talking about it on social media much based on the tepid response they got. Like others have said, if they did anything, they went and picked up some NEET from their parent's house after Dad said something about trannies in the Olympics or something.

Also, they should call their little special ops team The Expendables.

If you pay attention to their language it all makes sense.
They said den and not compound, a den is just a place with people. They said it was "sketch," not dangerous. White Supremacist, according to them, would be anyone with a red hat on or an American flag hanging on their porch.

What most likely happened, if anything, is they found a new emotionally unstable recruit and they drove to pick this person up. You can easily imagine a big argument or yelling as this person was piling into a car with weird old strangers, but more of a "if you leave you're cut off!" slamming the door sort of thing that is common with these people. They interpret that as trans abuse, and believe whatever insane story this person cooked up, probably because they just want to be in their compound. Back in the day fags would just flee to the city to find some sodomy hive to join, now they find alpaca farms with sparkley armed guards.

 

[Melon_salt]

Too much butter, heat too high and overcooked. Signs of a shitty cook.

Thats a feat considering the average French omelet is about a 2 table spoons of butter per 3 eggs

 

[Smash That Kike Button]

The Tranch Strike Team is Oscar Michelle

 

[AltisticRight]

Notice how all these disgusting subhuman troons are White? Yes, there's lots of Asian ones, but they are all traps, not troons, though equally degenerate and disgusting.

The Tranch is a White supremacist commune.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Tranch Twitter update time! First and foremost, Bonnie vaguely mentioned the outcome of Operation Troon Storm, which apparently took place in the woods now.
Is it a white supremacy den or is it a forest? Or was it a cave that had white people in it? Pick one.
Also jerking himself off about being such a good samaritan hours earlier:

In actual Tranch news, get ready to open your wallets for some TOP QUALITY wool!
More cooking, I know you guys like to give your two cents on the culinary talents demonstrated to us by the tranchers.

Spoiler: Full image

Hay delivery day.

Spoiler: Full images

More tractor simping:

Spoiler: Full images + bonus

Of course, they tweeted some alpaca photos as well. I’m only including a couple because quite frankly I’m too lazy to do this any more.

Spoiler: Someone save these animals for the love of God

 

[TyrasGuard]

I feel like they maybe took it too far with this latest scheme, thinking they would get a bunch of donations again like last time, but it seems like people aren't taking the bait. None of it makes sense. How does someone get lured to the middle of nowhere, alone, with no car? Especially a troon, who all seem to operate with paranoia levels cranked to 11? Or at least that's what they say. They all act like they can't even walk down the street even in a liberal city without being targeted and harassed, so one would think that there would be little that could "lure them a two day walk to town in a place crawling with bigots" with the amount of hypervigilance they act like they need to have in order to survive. Hmmm, tells me maybe they don't feel so unsafe everywhere, and that's all a big act...who knew?

Also, they aren't talking much about this mission. If they weren't going to go to the cops, or tell their audience who these white supremacist terrorists are, then why did they even make the initial tweet, with the picture of them in the car, all dressed up? Either don't say anything at all about this retarded mission, or say what really happened. They were pretty careful about the little detail they said. They didn't say anyone got kidnapped or raped, just kind of-sort of implied it, but not really. They act like they can't go to the cops in their county because they are KKK members or whatever, but surely for a big boy felony like kidnapping, they could get the attention of someone in Colorado, a state that has areas that aren't all white power militias? Or the FBI? Are you really so "ACAB" that you would risk a den of potential kidnappers, rapists, or murderers getting away with this? I think that made some of their would-be donators on the more normie side of things hesitant to want to go along with this whole thing.

None of this shit happened, and they aren't talking about it on social media much based on the tepid response they got. Like others have said, if they did anything, they went and picked up some NEET from their parent's house after Dad said something about trannies in the Olympics or something.

Also, they should call their little special ops team The Expendables.

It's almost like it's completely fictional. Great scenario for grifting though, especially when you are a troon which makes you basically untouchable on social media and immune to any questioning or investigations.

I look forward to their future totally real operations, can't wait until they try to pull some Splinter Cell looking shit.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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Why does this read like they found an abandoned dog in the middle of nowhere? Do trans people think of themselves as no better than animals?

 

[AMHOLIO]

am by no means a regular on this thread, so I am curious: do they even have a dedicated social media/PR person? Not even someone they hire, just someone there who takes on the role informally. There's one guy who just sits around and tweets all day, isn't there? Have they ever sat down together and talked together about their brand image, mission statements, that kind of thing?

Generally Penny does most of the tranch's social media, posting cute pictures of alpacas, updates, and reeing at haters (which he may or may not follow up on his personal account and comment twice with). At the start of the new year Penny broke his foot so he had more time to do it. Kevin has some sort of presence and might have taken up a bit of the farm's social media, we know he's been blocking people left and right on the ranchers' accounts, but it could be because he knows how to use blockchain and the rest may not.

The later question: gonna take a stab and say "Probably fucking not." Penny and Bonnie probably think it is self evident, with Penny having more of a vision and Bonnie just wanting to ranch and shoot at people in peace*. They probably think they have a unified mission statement but think it in slightly different ways. I guess no because they're usually too full of hubris or stupidity to do these things.


*peace means saying he's better than everyone and getting into gun measuring contest when told otherwise.

You know, watching this, I feel sorry for the US. The country that basically payrolled the USSR to rush Hitler and later was the only one that put its money were its mouth was and stood up to the same USSR and forced it to dissolve its now dissolving itself with this gay insanity. Sad, sad indeed.

Don't worry that much, we'll live. Most of our youth isn't heading for transbian communes, they're headed towards normal lives or regular neetdom. The troon swarm is slowly becoming a self correcting problem. For these guys, the harder they grift and the more outlandish stories they tell, the less return they'll see on their gofundmes and their main source of income. The tranch will collapse due to financial, ego, or safety related reasons (man do they have a scary wiring set up) and it will be a messy breakdown for all involved.

I really mean this in all honesty and genuine concern for the finances and mental/physical health for those involved: the sooner the tranch closes, the better everyone escapes with at least some sort of money attached.

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Also jerking himself off about being such a good samaritan hours earlier

Of course he is. Good people don't humblebrag about their "accomplishments". They don't flip their hair and say that you're not as morally pious and pure as they are. Licking your own ass while putting others down is a sign of am ego being hurt, not a sign of being morally upstanding.

Do trans people think of themselves everyone not themselves as no better than animals?

Fixed that for you, and yes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Now it's 2 dainty 'ladies' they rescued from Bowser?

 

[Vesperus]

Tranch Twitter update time! First and foremost, Bonnie vaguely mentioned the outcome of Operation Troon Storm, which apparently took place in the woods now. View attachment 2366926
Is it a white supremacy den or is it a forest? Or was it a cave that had white people in it? Pick one.

Did he just complete "A Night in the Woods"? Because that sounds like some self-insert NITW fanfic by a deranged troon.

(For the uninformed, go look at Zoe "I wouldn't put Null's dick in that" Quinn's thread and check out that game designer she drove to suicide.)

Huh. A thought: If a woman is a Mary Sue, and the man version is a Gary Stu, what is the troon version?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Tranch Twitter update time! First and foremost, Bonnie vaguely mentioned the outcome of Operation Troon Storm, which apparently took place in the woods now. View attachment 2366926
Is it a white supremacy den or is it a forest? Or was it a cave that had white people in it? Pick one.
Also jerking himself off about being such a good samaritan hours earlier:
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In actual Tranch news, get ready to open your wallets for some TOP QUALITY wool! View attachment 2366929
More cooking, I know you guys like to give your two cents on the culinary talents demonstrated to us by the tranchers.
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Hay delivery day.
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More tractor simping:
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Of course, they tweeted some alpaca photos as well. I’m only including a couple because quite frankly I’m too lazy to do this any more.

Spoiler: Someone save these animals for the love of God

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The soil quality of property is looking worse by the day. The entire top layer is going to start blowing away soon. Can't wait for the complaints about dust getting into Penelopes cooking.

 

[Yamamura]

I figure the "white supremacist den" are an 80-year old couple who are a tad worried their live-in son (42) doesn't eat well and uses illicit substances.

They were just about to have their afternoon tea when two rather corpulent men in ill-fitting combat fatigues and guns with orange tips in the barrel burst in the front door, which bent the hinges and was rather unnecessary as the door was already open.

As the father lit another cigar, he and his wife watched in baffled amazement as the intruders proceeded to take their stoned-as-a-shrimp son from his bedroom and into a dilapidated horse trailer, after which they drove off into the wild blue yonder.

It all would have been rather scary, weren't it for the fact they met in a Da Nang field hospital in '68 so there's really not much that they haven't seen before.

She's glad she can finally vacuum his room.

This got me thinking. Perhaps this can be the one business venture they can actually succeed in. What if they create a kind of troon removal service. For disgruntled parents?

Have a lazy unemployed adult son who thinks he's a woman? Call Tenacious Unicorn Troon Removal service and we'll haul him away. We safely release them into the wild where they can couch surf and ebeg to their hearts content.

*Tenacious Unicorn LLC is not held lliable in case of 41%

 

[Stackbodiesbro]

Anyone have better pictures of them larping in gear? I need if for reasons...

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Wait, so the one in the back seat with a 5 o'clock shadow is supposed to be a woman too? Jesus make an attempt, man.

 

[Gone Ham]

Wait, so the one in the back seat with a 5 o'clock shadow is supposed to be a woman too? Jesus make an attempt, man.

Yeah that’s Jared. He’s the most mentally unstable, and his parents are literal glowniggers

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'll take my clocks if this joke has been made already, but: