The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Complete Reprobate]

You should learn the exquisite science of using your bare hands.

Use these bare hands to reload nigga

 

[Haint]

You should learn the exquisite science of using your bare hands.

Tacticool faggots should learn about correct shot placement and trigger discipline. It only takes one good shot for effect. Anything else is just wasting ammo.

 

[norbo]

"Pulled person out..."

I mean am I the only one thinking they just legit abducted someone? Yeah you can say "look how heroic we are" on twitter but for all I know, you groomed someone and then abducted them. Maybe there will be a police report from some family saying their teen daughter or son was taken while they were gone for a few hours.

 

[heathercho]

OK, to play the part of Annoying As Fuck Autist here, Saguache County is right on the other side of the Sangre De Cristo Mountains. You know, where Crestone and its zillions of weird microcults are. Yes, the same Crestone where Love Has Won and Mother Dog and her dozen pussylickers lived.

So, I'm thinking that you have a mentally ill 19 year old guy who is "questioning" his sexuality (and everything else about him) because of all the degenerate bullshit on social media and TV. He spends all of his time on the internet because that's what all 19 yo guys do nowadays.

Ultimately he finds the webpage of some obscure cult in Crestone that worships Trump as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler (or the cult leader as such) and hits it off with them. They fly him out to Pueblo and take him back to Crestone. A few days later they find that the kid has packed some bras and panties in his luggage and decide that he's a degenerate commie. So they dump him in the middle of the desert to die, like LHW did with that guy whose name I can't recall.

Only these guys aren't as diabolical as Mother Dog, so the kid still has his clothes and phone. He manages to get a SMS text out to one of his friends, who gives him the number of the Tranch. He calls the Tranch and of course this is what Penny and Bonnie fucking LIVE for, so they pile in whatever vehicle they have that is still sort of running and head off to rescue their transwomxn sister. The kid is just glad to be out of the desert and still alive so he agrees to all their terms.

Yeah, I know, Occams Razor and blahblahblah, but this story not only matches what the troons have tweeted but it is at least somewhat plausible. I bet there are all sorts of "white nationalist" cults out in Baca Grande, in fact I don't doubt there is all sorts of bizarre shit out there that hardly anybody knows about, LHW wasn't discovered by the wider world until they flew to Kauai and Mother Dog started screaming I'M PELE BITCH!!!!!! at the locals all the time.

Yeah, Dumb and Autistic ratings incoming, but I've been thinking of this for the last few hours ever since I read those tweets.

These are men who chopped up their functioning penises to invert them into holes inside their own body, that they have to dilate constantly.

These men aren't functioning with a full deck. There was no cult. They're just full of shit and dilators as usual.

 

[hasbinot]

You’re god damn right SHE will!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The right to own firearms is a Constitutionally protected individual right in the United States. There are less than a handful of States that require a license to purchase and own firearms. There are a few cities which have license requirements, but for the majority of the US it's viewed as unconstitutional to require a law abiding US citizen to get a license to exercise their individual right to keep and bear arms. Colorado does not require a license to buy or own firearms. All it takes is being a resident of the State, a valid state-issued photo ID (driver's license, state ID card, or concealed firearms license), filling out ATF Form 4437 for the transfer of the firearm, and having your background check returned with no felonies, violent misdemeanors, or warrants for your arrest. Of course, that's if you're buying a firearm from a licensed FFL dealer like a local gun shop. Most states allow face to face sales/transfers between two private citizens without a background check. Its really difficult to have your personal liberties stripped from you in the US. It requires things like judges and trials and shit.

You're also not to be on any federally prohibited drugs (doesn't matter if it's legal in the state they're in, this is a federal law) and all the tranchers admit to smoking weed so they've lied on all their 4473s but basically nobody gets prosecuted for lying on the 4473 so whatever.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

The right to own firearms is a Constitutionally protected individual right in the United States. There are less than a handful of States that require a license to purchase and own firearms. There are a few cities which have license requirements, but for the majority of the US it's viewed as unconstitutional to require a law abiding US citizen to get a license to exercise their individual right to keep and bear arms. Colorado does not require a license to buy or own firearms. All it takes is being a resident of the State, a valid state-issued photo ID (driver's license, state ID card, or concealed firearms license), filling out ATF Form 4437 for the transfer of the firearm, and having your background check returned with no felonies, violent misdemeanors, or warrants for your arrest. Of course, that's if you're buying a firearm from a licensed FFL dealer like a local gun shop. Most states allow face to face sales/transfers between two private citizens without a background check. Its really difficult to have your personal liberties stripped from you in the US. It requires things like judges and trials and shit.

But surely a little common sense wouldn't go amiss when Kevin and crew walks in, pops in a fresh dialator and says he needs weapons to liberate his trans-sisterkin from the invisible rampaging lynch mob only they can see, any reputable gunstore owner would refuse to serve them. I get there's loopholes, gunshows, private sales, etc hell even a glock with a filled down serial number off some cholo gangbanger. I'd just hope any actual legit store would tell them to "Kick the bricks and please take your horsecock dildo with you Sir.

 

[irishAzoth]

I've just stumbled upon this thread frens because of the happening. I will do my best to read the OP and most of the highlights of this thread. Just a tad question: Is this some sort of Troon version of the Branch Davidian? Is this gonna be another Waco?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Tacticool faggots should learn about correct shot placement and trigger discipline. It only takes one good shot for effect. Anything else is just wasting ammo.

Are you a sniper?

ETA: gotta have a pratice shot.

 

[one_time_user]

I am really disappointed that they didn't use the opportunity to 'raise funds for gas money'. amateurs

 

[AprilRains]

but basically nobody gets prosecuted for lying on the 4473 so whatever.

Yes, they do.

 

[Cow Poly]

I've just stumbled upon this thread frens because of the happening. I will do my best to read the OP and most of the highlights of this thread. Just a tad question: Is this some sort of Troon version of the Branch Davidian? Is this gonna be another Waco?
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Yes and we hope so

 

[Wyzzerd]

Oh shit, troon A team out here to help "lost" trannies. now where's the B team?

B team is made up of the remaining 41% of the troon paramilitary forces.



Rest in peace B team...

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Some people have nice avis.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

I've just stumbled upon this thread frens because of the happening. I will do my best to read the OP and most of the highlights of this thread. Just a tad question: Is this some sort of Troon version of the Branch Davidian? Is this gonna be another Waco?
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For my money, no. Atleast not any time soon. I think that they will probably just coast on donations from farming groups for woke cred and currency from others until the unlikely day the IRS gets tired of their tax exempt status being flaunted. (Unlikely due to all the headlines they regularly get)

Its fun to speculate but realistically, its not happening, they are too valuable to keep as an icon of tolerance of rural/traditionally conservative lobby groups (farmers, rural towns, etc), hidden away in bumfuck nowhere where they cant hurt anyone if nothing else.

At the very most exciting, they might have an internal civil war if they grow large enough with 2 competing polycules. As the testosterone continues to flow from day labor and flushes out their estrogen injections, one of them will snap, probably at kevin overtaxing their shitty power generators. But first there needs to be population growth followed by internal division then a struggle for leadership power within the ranch.

 

[Techpriest]

Are you a sniper?

No, he’s just got a .50 BMG or one of those crazy hot loads of something like .338 Lapua, or just .375 H&H. Something like .375 H&H will do nasty fucking things to the chest inside a plate carrier. Your plates rated for .308? That’s nice, .375 H&H shoots at a similar trajectory with about double the muzzle energy.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I don't think the embedded image could have been a more ogre-like picture, holy fucking shit. That is PRIMO Man-Ogre photography. I can't tell if it's the weird lumpy state of Bronnie's body but those are some seriously gnarly triceps if I'm seeing this right. Holy moly. If anyone can take a good look at this sasquatchian creature and define it as a woman they'd have to have exceptionally bad eyesight or brain damage.

What's the bigfoot sightings map like for their area? Any nearby zoos on the lookout for an escaped chimpanzee? Christ on a cracker. That chin protrusion, that lumpy saggy face, good God. It's like someone reached into a fantasy concept book and pulled out a depiction of the word Ogre or Troll and made it manifest in reality.

Bravo to the photographer, you really captured everything there is to capture about troons. Whoever was writing or editing this story deserves an applause too for having the balls to put this as the centerpiece on embeds.

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I don't think my words can accurately convey just how hilariously on point this is for the Tranch and troons in general. Jesus Christ

All that’s missing is a five foot nothing woman with her and we have another trans and cis women photo.

I've just stumbled upon this thread frens because of the happening. I will do my best to read the OP and most of the highlights of this thread. Just a tad question: Is this some sort of Troon version of the Branch Davidian? Is this gonna be another Waco?
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Not even close.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

No, he’s just got a .50 BMG or one of those crazy hot loads of something like .338 Lapua, or just .375 H&H. Something like .375 H&H will do nasty fucking things to the chest inside a plate carrier. Your plates rated for .308? That’s nice, .375 H&H shoots at a similar trajectory with about double the muzzle energy.

Well. You think you're gonna get shot?

Bullets are expensive.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

You hit the nail on the head.

99% of the people that the tranch thinks should obviously donate to them - leftists, liberals, whatever - are going to look at someone like Penny and shudder. Internally, of course, because they're probably fairly polite. Oh, they know she's a real woman and struggles terribly and blah blah fucking blah, but once you get past the veneer of expected Validation of their Womanhood... they're men. Everyone can see that they're men. They're large, broad-framed, hairy, sweaty, likely smelly men that move, speak, and behave like men, no matter how loudly they claim to be women.

If the ranch denizens looked like Hunter Schafer or MJ Rodriguez, this would be an entirely different story. But they don't, and whether or not Good Liberals want to admit it, AGPs that are extremely clearly play-acting at womanhood are viscerally repulsive. They could be guilted into donating once, but it's not going to happen again. The guns, animal abuse, and general degeneracy is all a side note, and that might be the excuse they gave if they were ever pressed, but when it comes down to it, it's because they know these aren't real transwomen (if such a thing even exists), and they resent that their cooperation is demanded to the extent that they're expected to give their own money to these freaks.

The existence (or not) of real transwomen is pretty much irrelevant here, and to assert it might be is probably being highly charitable to the Tranchers.

The Tranchers are dudebros in dresses--and they'll never be anything else, and it has nothing to do with if it's possible for a man to become a woman and everything to do with the simple fact that it isn't possible for them.

Of course they're not going to ever be women, for the same reasons they're not going to be getting griftbux from the people whom they think should be showering them in it, and maybe also asspats. They're White or close enough, and most AGPs are... Well, it tends to show that they spent way too much time wanking to low-quality feminization porn--the stuff made by troons, for troons, and just the kind of quality you expect. (It usually fails horribly as porn, but works pretty well as horror...including on the meta level of "The person who wrote this ragingly misogynistic pedo shit sincerely believes this is hot.")

They have just a baseline lack of comprehension of what women are, outside of the kind of misogynistic basement-dweller incel fantasies of what women are like that leave everybody else not sure these people have ever met a woman at any point in their life.

Also they claimed back in march that they had over 200 alpacas, as of july their herd was reported as almost 170. Meaning either the earlier figure was actually across all animals they have and I misread it, or they have lost over 30 alpacas since the beginning of this thread. Which, how do you lose 30 x 150 pound animals in summer? Are wolves a big thing in Colorado?

Offhand? Disease, ill health, "What is this water thing you speak of?" and general incompetence.

Maybe there's people in the area taking in refugee alpaca, too.

 

[Techpriest]

Well. You think you're gonna get shot?

Bullets are expensive.

Yeah, and plates are even more expensive really.