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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
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Cerabella said:
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"Thing is when I scream I use my big girl voice"🙄 BiG GiRL. Yeah, try to infantilize yourself some more. You use your natural autistic man scream. Just call it what it is.
It's a productive day for him. He got to scream at a woman in his real voice, call her a bitch and complain to twitter.
 
Swerf'n'Terf said:
Not to mention he's the tranch's person of 'colour'.
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More like person of blubber.
Rainbow Frog Army said:
The existence (or not) of real transwomen is pretty much irrelevant here, and to assert it might be is probably being highly charitable to the Tranchers.
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Each and every Trancher is a 100% true and authentic transwoman. This thread is a great way to learn about how transwomen look and behave.
Aquinas said:
im going to go to the tranch and put an upper decker in all their toilets and their water tanks
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Norintha would just thank you for leaving him a snack.
contradiction of terns said:
Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group?
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Not sure if they count as officially paramilitary but South Africa has the Black Mambas, an all-female armed group that stops poachers.
 
Tovarisz said:
If any white males (lol) tried setting up a commune like the tranch and ran around in larp gear we'd be reading and laughing about FBI raiding a nutjob compound.
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DemonicMustache said:
This. It'll die out like most Commie inspired Utopias. The only "what if" factor in my book is a "war" with another militia, but I seriously doubt that would happen.

These guys aren't
1. running a religious cult (David Koresh, YFZ ranch);
2. gun running (Ruby Ridge)
3. Militant Anti-Jim Crow (Black Panthers)
4. Marxist Revolutionaries (Weather Underground)
5. Racist Terrorists (Ku Klux Klan)
6. Running an underground radioshow and feuding with neighbors (William Cooper)

These dudes are eunuchs with a gun fetish. They have not underlying ideology a part from sexual perversion. They aren't trying to overthrow the government. Hell, if anything, they are pro-government all the way. This is just a harmless LARP. Entertaining, but pointless.
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Maybe if they do something other than live on something that looks like Bethesda level and landscape designs, we may get some fireworks.
Cerabella said:
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What a sad, embittered individual.
 
Law said:
More like person of blubber.

Each and every Trancher is a 100% true and authentic transwoman. This thread is a great way to learn about how transwomen look and behave.

Norintha would just thank you for leaving him a snack.

Not sure if they count as officially paramilitary but South Africa has the Black Mambas, an all-female armed group that stops poachers.
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I appreciate everyone who offered possible answers to my all female paramilitary group question, as it's given me a lot of great info and I really enjoyed looking into the various groups (like the Kurdish YJP, The Amazons, and now the Black Mambas).

I did some research myself and the closest I was able to find was the ARU, who were a small, splinter group of all women associated with the Weather Underground. The story ends exactly as you would expect, with this group of Communist females (much like our brave and stunning tranchers!) blowing up a government building.

We can only hope the tranchers will aspire to such heights.

Also, I still think that their paramilitary LARP is the manliest thing about them besides their jawlines.
 
Cycleye said:
WTF is that thing lying in front of the animal? The thing that looks like a snake.
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It looks like a dried up Yucca stem. There are two species native to Colorado, and their distribution covers most of the state except the northwestern corner (of course it could also just be a stick brought from somewhere else).

Otherwise it might be some kind of rope or "toy" they tried to buy for it.
 
contradiction of terns said:
I appreciate everyone who offered possible answers to my all female paramilitary group question, as it's given me a lot of great info and I really enjoyed looking into the various groups
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That's what I love about the Kevin thread and the Tranch thread. You can learn so much about fiber arts, guns, online shopping, animal husbandry, improvisational construction techniques, wolf sanctuaries, groin anatomy, and stove destruction.
It's a veritable treasure trove of knowledge, autism, and wierd dicks.
 
Swerf'n'Terf said:
Bonnie. By sheer mass.
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Not to mention he's the tranch's person of 'colour'.
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He would probably snap his own rifle by falling onto it after tripping over the unkept farmland they have and never fucking use.
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Why the fuck would you snap back at that remark of all things? Even then sounds like you tards were likely walking in the middle of a space like a bunch of deer in headlights anyway
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
The bacon is simultaneously over and undercooked and the eggs are way overcooked. That looks fucking disgusting. Such a shame to waste food, particularly when bacon and eggs are so damn easy to make. I am guessing its because their stove is so caked in grease, but bacon cooked like that is just weird to me. I have no idea how you could even cook it like that if you tried.

You'd think if they wanted to be women they'd learn how to cook, but nope. It's really not hard to cook bacon and eggs. It's literally one of the easiest things to cook.
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I feel like this is deja vu from when they first came to our attention. Do these freaks know how to make anything besides fucking breakfast burritos. I guess I can rest a little easier when it’s just a plate of shredded cheese instead of a salad bowl. The eggs in the pad thai I had for lunch were less brown than those.
 
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