The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Thomas Highway]

I pity the poor feds who have to monitor this group of fat white men with micropenises.

 

[Ita Mori]

Nunca serás una mujer de verdad. No tienes útero, ni ovarios, ni huevos. Eres un homosexual corrompido por medicamentos y cirugías vuelto una cruda imitación de la obra perfecta de la naturaleza.

Toda la "validación" que recibes es hipócrita e insincera. A espaldas tuyas la gente se burla de tí. Tus padres están horripilados y avergonzados de tí, tus "amigos" se ríen de tu aspecto grotesco a puertas cerradas.

Los hombres se sienten repugnados por tí. Miles de años de evolución han permitido a los hombres detectar fraudes con increíble eficiencia. Incluso transexuales que se "disimulan" lucen raros e innaturales al ojo. Tu estructura ósea es una pista obvia. E incluso si logras convencer a un borracho a irse contigo a la casa, huirá el momento que huela tu herida pudrida e infectada.

Nunca serás feliz. Logras sacar una sonrisa falsa cada mañana y te dices que todo va a estar bien, pero dentro tuyo sientes la depresión montando como mala hierba, a punto de aplastarte bajo su inmenso peso.

Eventualmente va a ser demasiado para tí - comprarás una cuerda, la atarás en soga, te la pondrás en el cuello y te tirarás al precipicio del más allá. Tus padres te encontrarán, adoloridos pero aliviados de ya no tener que vivir con tanta verguenza y decepción. Te enterrarán con una lápida marcada con tu nombre de verdad, y cada transeúnte por el resto de los tiempos sabrá que un hombre está enterrado ahí. Tu cuerpo se pudrirá y volverá al polvo del que vino, y todo lo que quedará de tu legado es un esqueleto inconfundiblemente de hombre.

Ese es tu destino. Eso es lo que tú elegiste. Ya no hay vuelta atrás.

Demasiadas palabras para decirle al puto que es puto.
Mandalo a chingar a su madre y ya.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

How do you fuck eggs up that bad?

Just be a troon. All they can do is play video games quickly.

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

Don't know about you lads but I am sure keen for when the ATF decides to shut this down. Please start a siege, please start a siege.

 

[contradiction of terns]

I saw that the thread made front page earlier and tried to read a bit, but was ultimately forced to go handle business before getting to comment. While I was busy I tried to explain the recent tranch update to my partner, who occasionally gets tidbits of tranch gossip from me.

I wound up asking a question I thought the Kiwis might want to take a crack at (he had no answer).

Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group?

Like, I know there's that one all women group in India that hunts down rapists and wife-beaters to threaten them with sticks, but since sticks are their best weapons I can't really consider them 'paramilitary' (no guns). I know there are a few militaries in various countries that have had all women divisions (Russia had the all women pilots group in WWII), but that's not paramilitary. It's just regular military.

So, do any Kiwis know? Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group, or are the tranchers proving they're really men by virtue of their LARP?

 

[Uncle Phil]

Gonna feel cheated when my next Uber driver isn't a trio of grimjawed airsoft drag queens.

Anyway, can't wait for cult compound standoff. If these e-begging chunk monkeys don't even train to be in shape, safe bet they don't train to git gud at using or maintaining their hardware. It's going to be cute when they open fire at the police barricade, hit nothing, and promptly lock up with stoppages they don't know how to clear.

 

[Longdrink]

New puff piece | https://archive.ph/A3M7g
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Tweet | https://archive.ph/QHIhF

"Logue and Nelson said there’s another property with an additional 40 acres just over the hill from where they currently live that they’re interested in buying, but the new Earthship on it won’t be completed for another two years."

Wait, so they don't own that earthship they've been posting about? Did someone pay them to work on it? I remember seeing images of them renovating it and talking how they're going to house so many troons once it's ready. And wasn't there some gofundme for that?

 

[Particle Bored]

It depends on how it is being transported/secured.

As long as you're in compliance with the laws of whatever state/county youre traveling through theres no law against just taking a legally owned firearm across state lines.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I saw that the thread made front page earlier and tried to read a bit, but was ultimately forced to go handle business before getting to comment. While I was busy I tried to explain the recent tranch update to my partner, who occasionally gets tidbits of tranch gossip from me.

I wound up asking a question I thought the Kiwis might want to take a crack at (he had no answer).

Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group?

Like, I know there's that one all women group in India that hunts down rapists and wife-beaters to threaten them with sticks, but since sticks are their best weapons I can't really consider them 'paramilitary' (no guns). I know there are a few militaries in various countries that have had all women divisions (Russia had the all women pilots group in WWII), but that's not paramilitary. It's just regular military.

So, do any Kiwis know? Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group, or are the tranchers proving they're really men by virtue of their LARP?

Kurdish YPJ (women's protection units) and the Bethnahrain Women's Protection Forces? They are independent groups that are part of an alliance with the Syrian democratic forces.

 

[contradiction of terns]

Kurdish YPJ (women's protection units) and the Bethnahrain Women's Protection Forces? They are independent groups that are part of an alliance with the Syrian democratic forces.

I checked these out and they're both listed as official military organizations.

Paramilitary groups are like the Irish Republican Army (not actually an army or backed by the gov) or Al-qaeda. They're unofficial organizations not affiliated with any known government.

That was why I clarified the all women's Russian division in WW II wouldn't count as it was an official military group (Russian Army).

I do appreciate the suggestions tho! I was unaware of these two groups and will be reading up on them with great interest, especially the Kurdish group.

Edit: The Kurdish YPJ comes pretty close on deeper reading. I wish I knew more about Kurdistan now. lol.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Spoiler

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No wonder this nigga uses glasses, no one can look like a gay ghoul like that and actually think "So cute "

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

I saw that the thread made front page earlier and tried to read a bit, but was ultimately forced to go handle business before getting to comment. While I was busy I tried to explain the recent tranch update to my partner, who occasionally gets tidbits of tranch gossip from me.

I wound up asking a question I thought the Kiwis might want to take a crack at (he had no answer).

Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group?

Like, I know there's that one all women group in India that hunts down rapists and wife-beaters to threaten them with sticks, but since sticks are their best weapons I can't really consider them 'paramilitary' (no guns). I know there are a few militaries in various countries that have had all women divisions (Russia had the all women pilots group in WWII), but that's not paramilitary. It's just regular military.

So, do any Kiwis know? Has there ever been an all female paramilitary group, or are the tranchers proving they're really men by virtue of their LARP?

I could be mistaken so take this as a grain of salt:

Spoiler: Possible lead

There's huge rates of femicide in Latin America. It's a big problem; about a month ago there was about 30+ bodies of women found in the house of an ex policeman in El Salvador and iirc Mexican cartels are big on sex trafficking. The police there doesn't give a shit. A Mexican friend has told me that women, especially the older women, have started to take shit up for themselves and began protecting and escorting young women. I vaguely remember reading an article about it, but I can't find it at the moment.

Seeing shit like the mass rates of femicide makes me legitimately cry. These are my sisters, and the only thing that prevents me from being one of those women is being fortunate enough to not be born in a shithole country. My heart aches for them. It's real doomer radfem hours.

 

[Cuckoman]

Is that fucking stuffing? Who the hell serves stuffing for breakfast?

edit: According to @Hollywood Hulk Hogan that's supposed to be eggs. If those are eggs...

Well, Connor Murphy eats his own feces, for health reasons.
Chris Chan used to drink his own semen on youtube.

Maybe these troons take the weird shit that pours out of their am-holes and fry it up for breakfast, for health reasons?

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

They need to get their hands on an extremely impractical tank next.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I am not at all suggesting this and this is not to be taken in anyway shape or form as a suggestion.
But advertising that these stupid trannies roll out in full self gendered battle rattle like this is such a fucking dumb idea. If you can get a van full of trannies with guns to roll up on a place with guns by calling them up and pretending to be a 15 year old tranny trapped in a biker bar bathroom or something, then call up the biker bar and warn them heavily armed trannies are about to roll up and start some shit..you could probably jump start a WACO situation at the tranch.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Ladies and gentlemen: they got him.
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I'm going to guess that the guy trooned out and his parents didn't like that.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Oh, I assure you, they're not self-reliant.

They're all dating each other.
Penny is Kevin's Mxtress, Kevin flies in clown prostitutes for booty calls, Bonnie and one other one have their husbands moved in with them, at least some have formed a polycule. There's plenty of friction and resource squandering.

yes but none of them ever have sex with each other. I'm sure some of them claim to be asexual, the last time we got any kevxpenny mentions was before they moved to the first ranch (and you know if it was happening he'd be posting 24/7). We never got visual confirmation wedge was able to enter the amhole and now he's cut his balls off so its even less likely.
The married couple never seem like anything more than casual acquaintences
in summery there's convents with more sex going on than the tranch

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

What does abduction via tranny cult actually entail? Is it like Patty Hearst minus the negro and the beautiful heiress me?

 

[AMHOLIO]

The TL;DR is that inevitably, if they wanna keep the grift going, they'l need to step up their game, and we're already at the part where they're LARPing shit that calls to mind the glory days of Deagle Nation sending Eli to Israel on an assassination mission. That they are going to fuck up in the most entertaining possible way is a bygone conclusion; the only question is what else goes down when they do.

See this is why they need to shoot an alpaca themselves and frame Earls for it. Go big or fuck off.

I don't wish the alpacas death to be honest, I'm trying to imply they need to ramp up the head biting faster.

No. There are farmers trying to piece firm numbers together. The Tranch updates births and they occasionally reference herd size. All of the narrators talking about this, be it the media or Tranchers, are unreliable and are generally vague. I believe this is the latest post on it

I'm wondering if that's one of the reasons the tranchers let their alpacas run wild on breeding season: they're replacing dead stock. They don't know and probably don't think they need to know about how babies are made nor how to take care of a mother carrying a child since it's like an easy bake oven to them. Imagine being a woman farmer but not thinking your ewes need extra prenatal and post baby care.

9mm is coming back. Buy a Hi Point. Perfect gun for a kiwi.

If you ain't blasting your enemies with a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha with your official sonichu medallion around your neck then you ain't a true and honest fan.

I could be mistaken so take this as a grain of salt:

Spoiler: Possible lead

There's huge rates of femicide in Latin America. It's a big problem; about a month ago there was about 30+ bodies of women found in the house of an ex policeman in El Salvador and iirc Mexican cartels are big on sex trafficking. The police there doesn't give a shit. A Mexican friend has told me that women, especially the older women, have started to take shit up for themselves and began protecting and escorting young women. I vaguely remember reading an article about it, but I can't find it at the moment.

Seeing shit like the mass rates of femicide makes me legitimately cry. These are my sisters, and the only thing that prevents me from being one of those women is being fortunate enough to not be born in a shithole country. My heart aches for them. It's real doomer radfem hours.

We've had it so good in more developed countries for so long it's hard to imagine life prefemminism. Some of people forget why we needed feminism in the first place - you can see it happen on the farms too. I feel you, sending you my fellow female condolences.

Well, Connor Murphy eats his own feces, for health reasons.
Chris Chan used to drink his own semen on youtube.

Maybe these troons take the weird shit that pours out of their am-holes and fry it up for breakfast, for health reasons?

Jen/Northina aka Penny/Phil's older (non sexual since penny got castrated) slave has reportedly ate his own shit in a historical something awful thread I can't be assed to pull up. Just search for it and you'll find it.

 

[jason analberg]

Is that fucking stuffing? Who the hell serves stuffing for breakfast?

edit: According to @Hollywood Hulk Hogan that's supposed to be eggs. If those are eggs...

It's a shitty omelet probably, you need to remember that the tranch is populated by 30-50 something men who used to have women cooking for them, whether the women were their mothers or ex wives/fiancés. Either way, I wouldn't even want to touch that vomlet shit with a yardstick.