🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Constellationzero]

Lord, how much I hate this SJW/snowflake/libleft/whatever-this-thing-belongs-to-in-West World newspeak: ‘learned so much’, ‘healing’, ‘living/speaking my truth’, ‘problematic’, ‘celebrate [noun; as in “let's not look down/tolerate/support”]’, ‘I see you’ - the hell that even means?

It's the performative and racist white girl way of holding up a finger, scowling, and dodging their head like a regurgitating owl while going:

MMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMM!

 

[Oscar Winner]

That family photo with Tess, her dad and the kids, guy on the far left is her youngest brother.

I'd SS'd a few of these, but cbf cropping and posting and went back to sleep. Saved me some work, lol. Thanks

A few things to add: Tess was apparently giving money to people for being black

There was a long list, one SS is enough to give you the gist. I'm sure many shift workers would love to pull a double just to give someone a day off.

If she keeps banging on about trans rights, being queer, and doing her makeup like this, people are going to assume she was born male

Just for the lols... she turned too fast for the filters to keep up, and her shorts look like they were done in MS Paint. Also the shorts rolling up her leg because they're too fucking small.

Edit: that See More with the up arrow is really unfortunately placed

 

[NoReturn]

It's the performative and racist white girl way of holding up a finger, scowling, and dodging their head like a regurgitating owl while going:

MMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMM!

I'm convinced this is how Tess sees herself:

 

[LonesomeDud]

Novel idea for Tess: Fill in for black fathers coworkers on Father's Day so they can be with their children. I doubt that fits her agenda, though.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I'm convinced this is how Tess sees herself:
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Same. And she’s pig mad the world won’t let her “act more black” in public to hop on the oppression points, as an “honourary black girl.”

She sees the oppression of black people not as something systemic and terrible, but as a lucky break for black people because they get to use their Black Card to win idiot woke arguments online. She’s a racist idiot.

“Ask yourself when was the last time you had black people in your house” is killing me. Am I supposed to make sure my black friends come over twice as much to balance out the white, asian or middle eastern visitors? Do I get double points if they’re queer? Should I fling the front door open and yell into the street, “WOULD ANY BLACK PEOPLE LIKE TO COME IN FOR A CUPPA? I’M TRYING TO GET MORE BLACK PEOPLE IN MY HOME.”

It’s good to expand your friendship circle and not let race determine with whom you wish to be friends. It’s not good to see your friends as tokens, based entirely on their race, that you need to shuffle around in order to win woke points.

Just the phrase, “the last time you had black people in your house” disgusts me. No Tess, I don’t have “black people” over. I have my friends over. I don’t count which ones are which race and then tally them up for my ultimate score. I don’t define my friends by their race and only that. I introduce my friends as “this is my friend”, not “this is my BLACK friend.”

Horseshoe theory is alive and kicking. Also Tess, when was the last time YOU had a black person over in your house? Meeting them at the club or tagging them on IG doesn’t count. Sugar daddies also don’t count.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Pl, I have black family members through marriage. I'm white. No1curr but imagine if I texted my cousin and said hey girl, I know were not usually super close, but happy juneteenth and come over next time you're in utah. Thanks black bestie! Btw, here's $5 because you're black.

How fucking backhanded and performative does that sound?

 

[Flawmil]

Who could have guessed this would have been posted? Honestly surprised she hasn’t made a whole other post about herself on Father’s Day. Surprise it’s just a story for now.
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[George Floyd Sneed]

Who could have guessed this would have been posted? Honestly surprised she hasn’t made a whole other post about herself on Father’s Day. Surprise it’s just a story for now.
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This is actually how I expected Tubby Tess to celebrate Father’s Day. I’m legitimately surprised that she even talked about her own father, even if he did it in the most narcissistic way possible.

 

[Flawmil]

This is actually how I expected Tubby Tess to celebrate Father’s Day. I’m legitimately surprised that she even talked about her own father, even if he did it in the most narcissistic way possible.

It’s interesting how she says she does it all on her own yet fails to mention a whole ass man who isn’t Rylees biological father is living with fathering her eldest son. guess he doesn’t get a mention but Ryann posts about herself on Father’s Day several times. Rylee doesn’t even live with you!!! How do you keep saying you are doing this with no help?!

 

[Law]

Novel idea for Tess: Fill in for black fathers coworkers on Father's Day so they can be with their children. I doubt that fits her agenda, though.

Things she would also never do: read a book by a black author, learn to cook a recipe by a black chef, hang out with a black person without posting it to social media.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

From Tess’s Father’s Day IG post:


Looking at Lisa’s page, it seems she has two sons who I assume are Tess’s half brothers, just look at the boy on the right in these pics, he looks SO MUCH like Rylee!

 

[AbraCadaver]

From Tess’s Father’s Day IG post:
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Looking at Lisa’s page, it seems she has two sons who I assume are Tess’s half brothers, just look at the boy in the right in these pics, he looks SO MUCH like Rylee!
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Weird how obese bodies are totally a result of genetics and your body’s natural set weight, and yet no one in Tess’ family is a gigantic hamplanet like she is. None of them post four hundred photos of themselves devouring entire cakes, either.

One might be inclined to draw some conclusions from these two facts.

 

[Water-T]

Funny how Tess is now reconnecting with Mama Beth AND Papa Doug. I bet good money she did get cut off by her sugar daddy and is plotting to beg them for money and/or a new residence.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Those yellow toenails in the photo aren’t Tess, vomitious as they are. But the next ones in animal print are her hideous feet.

Shit, girls, did you notice? It looks like she grew genitalia right between her big toe and the next. Probably a Darwinian advancement since fats keeps their legs closed permanently. If that thing bleeds, I call dibs on the paper.

Surprised Tarantino hasn’t hired her for something after seeing this:


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I'm surprised nobody has pointed out that Tess is so fat, she has actual Pussyfoot.

(Yeah, I'll show myself out. Thank you; you've been a lovely audience...)

 

[Little Dark Age]

Who could have guessed this would have been posted? Honestly surprised she hasn’t made a whole other post about herself on Father’s Day. Surprise it’s just a story for now.
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Poor Tess. She's had no help at all.* It really is hard for single moms out there.

*Oh wait, no help except when her mom raised her kids, then Jolene raised Bowie for years, then an ex took in Rylee, and there's also the other ex who would like some involvement with his kid and who she threatens to cut off to get what she wants.
But yeah other than that: utterly, totally alone, so strong, doing it by herself, doesn't get help from anyone, totally a person who fulfills both roles of mother/father to both children all by herself

 

[Umaibae]

Bold to assume it's "Latina" culture. You must not have been inside any middle and high schools. Even in the midwest, there is an overwhelming number of blacks and whites who shit everything up with obesity, shower shoes, shitty "Old English" font (as if that spells class and not ghetto), and name dropping, apropos of nothing: Lexus, Crown Royal, Fendi, or whatever else they think makes them look like old money.

So, if you don't know, well...

…which came from 1970s Los Angeles Latino low rider culture. Please don’t explain Latino culture to me.

Tess is appropriating Latino culture. End of story. A&H will love your racist, autistic ramblings. I suggest you take your retardation there.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Poor Tess. She's had no help at all.* It really is hard for single moms out there.

*Oh wait, no help except when her mom raised her kids, then Jolene raised Bowie for years, then an ex took in Rylee, and there's also the other ex who would like some involvement with his kid and who she threatens to cut off to get what she wants.
But yeah other than that: utterly, totally alone, so strong, doing it by herself, doesn't get help from anyone, totally a person who fulfills both roles of mother/father to both children all by herself

This is what is so fucking infuriating about her! She could have spinned this "Oh it takes a village and I'm so grateful for people x, y, z for being there for the boys..." but nah it's all her. Always the victim. Always the survivor. Just hoping against hope that Rylee and Bowie can keep in contact with this guy, even when he somehow injures Ryann's gigantic ego.

 

[bloomingcactus]

I just thought I'd point out the fold and rolls. How do they think this is selling their products? Ugh. I guess they're durable. We all know she doesn't exercise in these. Like posted up above those shorts would roll right up if she moved athletically. The idea of Tess moving athletically.



I'm so glad her back tits have support!



Those lips are way overfilled. They look like the top is blown out a bit. Plus she overlined the bottom lip. Yuck. She looks like a drag queen. I included the extra chins for extra lols.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

JFC even if she just flopped around at "pilates" that would be better, than this where she just says "super cute" over and over again.

 

[Oscar Winner]

JFC even if she just flopped around at "pilates" that would be better, than this where she just says "super cute" over and over again.

Imagine how confused she was when she found out pilates was exercise, and not pie and lattes.