🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 383 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.4%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 697 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,768
Tess could go without that trashy fucking skirt and her pussy would stay behind a curtain of fat. The smell of these gorls must be something else. A sweaty LA bar (she's not in Mexico anymore?), rolls and rolls of fat and alcohol.

And Olly is def using these gorls are thinspo.
 
You know how Tijuana is a dump? Rosarita is a small step above. Nobody local would fly there, it’s only a 45 minute flight from San Diego and with Covid tests and security pains at airports, it’s a lot easier just to drive. Especially if you are a cow size, and going to pay two seats for a flight anyway, you might as well go to Puerto Vallarta, Cancun, Cozumel, Tulum or someplace nice. Going a few miles over the border doesn’t require a plane.

They just wanted cheap margaritas in a cheap hotel with a pool and you can’t get that in CA.(cheap, I mean)

Those yellow toenails in the photo aren’t Tess, vomitious as they are. But the next ones in animal print are her hideous feet.

Shit, girls, did you notice? It looks like she grew genitalia right between her big toe and the next. Probably a Darwinian advancement since fats keeps their legs closed permanently. If that thing bleeds, I call dibs on the paper.

Surprised Tarantino hasn’t hired her for something after seeing this:


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Angry New Ager said:
You'll never see her vag, not unless she lies on her back and hoists her legs practically over her head (as she once demonstrated doing for her waxer). There is too much fat in the way. Anything that resembles a pudenda? Fat.
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Ninja'd by the lovely @Angry New Ager, but can confirm what @multiverse thinks is a vulva is likely just thigh fat at the top of the inner thigh with pressure applied, and the genitals are well-underneath. Not picking on you, but I know a few respectable nurses and doctors who made the same mistake.
 
multiverse said:
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LOL. Skirt slits are supposed to be on the side. Either Tess is too dumb to dress herself properly, or her sheer fatness is tearing up her skirt.

If i didn't know it was Olly, I would think that Tess picked up poor rough trade on the side of the road.
 
So Ryann made a wall of text post about her dad and of course it's all about HER and not him. The photos are not that lulzie, but there's a hilarious video of her on a beauty pageant, which I hope someone grabs.

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NeoGAF Lurker said:
I don’t think Tess is capable of having sex with a man for that reason. No dick is capable of navigating through all of the fat folds.
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Not from the front, anyway. But as we've seen a few dozen pages back with her fake candid paparazzi beach pics, much like an enormous and similarly scented yak, she could be...(I'm so sorry)....mounted? I guess is the word? from behind.
I await my well deserved Islamic ratings.
 
FuckDuckSeagull said:
So Ryann made a wall of text post about her dad and of course it's all about HER and not him. The photos are not that lulzoe, but there's a hilarious video of her on a beauty pageant, which I hope someone grabs.

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She's a giant fucking asshole. Not only did she publish more photos of Rylee, she published text messages her dad sent her. He took her and the boys fishing and this resulted in some super adorable photos of her dad teaching Bowie how to fish. But of course, she had to make this all about herself, and call her dad an abusive dick to boot.
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multiverse said:
Have you ever wanted to see Tess Hoven's yeasty, beefy vag? Well, here it is anyway.
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Someone probably already said it, but...that's not her vulva. But MEIN GOTT, that's bad enough. And Ollie (Golf clap) Wowwww, giving the ol' one digit salute while covered in tard scribbles like the world's most busted third hand refrigerator. She looks like a toddler who got a hold of one of his daddy's Parker Pen sets--the ones he usually keeps on his desk at work.

Imagine working at a bar/restaurant and suddenly finding out you and the rest of the staff need mandatory HAZMAT training for general cleaning.

EDIT: Those yellow toenails in the photo aren’t Tess, vomitious as they are. But the next ones in animal print are her hideous feet.

Yes, I knew when I posted it. I wanted to post an example with a better angle to illustrate the toenail situation type deal thing.
 
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FuckDuckSeagull said:
So Ryann made a wall of text post about her dad and of course it's all about HER and not him. The photos are not that lulzoe, but there's a hilarious video of her on a beauty pageant, which I hope someone grabs.

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Lord, how much I hate this SJW/snowflake/libleft/whatever-this-thing-belongs-to-in-West World newspeak: ‘learned so much’, ‘healing’, ‘living/speaking my truth’, ‘problematic’, ‘celebrate [noun; as in “let's not look down/tolerate/support”]’, ‘I see you’ - the hell that even means?

Why do they use this speech? It's as cliche as «teenagers use ‘like’ instead of prepositions». Skim text for these words, and it's a guarantee this is some RightSideOfHistory sperging.

This is probably the most ridiculous instance for me. How on Earth voice can be melanated. I get that I'll probably recognise Ella Fitzgerald from Peggy Lee, even if I've never heard them before (although I did fail to guess Sammy Davis Jr. race from his singing); but that's not what they mean anyway.
I read several times about the usage of “bodies” as in “black bodies”; nevertheless, failed to grasp its meaning.

So for me, an ESL easterner, this sounds as dumb as “people of colour”, which considered polite, while “coloured people” is a hate crime; you change the order of words, how is that so different?

Puzzle pieces welcomed.

ETA: long-blond-haired angelic-looking child juxtaposed with ‘fucking love’ is as beautiful, as Tess.
 
multiverse said:
She's a giant fucking asshole. Not only did she publish more photos of Rylee, she published text messages her dad sent her. He took her and the boys fishing and this resulted in some super adorable photos of her dad teaching Bowie how to fish. But of course, she had to make this all about herself, and call her dad an abusive dick to boot.
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The first picture is probably the happiest I’ve ever seen Bowie.
 
multiverse said:
More photos of Ryann stretching 4x Flabletics gear to the max, and stuffing her face with coffee milkshakes and cookies.
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Imagine taking a little boy to a place with such foul language adults would avoid it.
multiverse said:
She's a giant fucking asshole. Not only did she publish more photos of Rylee, she published text messages her dad sent her. He took her and the boys fishing and this resulted in some super adorable photos of her dad teaching Bowie how to fish. But of course, she had to make this all about herself, and call her dad an abusive dick to boot.
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I teared up at the photos of Bowie with his grandpa. Life will never be any better for the both of them than that moment. It just doesn't get better than that, and Tess misses it completely. I don't like jumping on the, "She's a narcissist," boat because it's such a serious accusation, but she has some serious reason to consider it as a possibility.
 
multiverse said:
More photos of Ryann stretching 4x Flabletics gear to the max, and stuffing her face with coffee milkshakes and cookies.
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The caption says: “I’m so proud to be a Fabletics Ambassador”

The face expression says: “fucking FUCK THIS FUCK THIS SHIT I’M TESS HOLLIDAY, I was on the goddamn red carpet a few years ago I WAS ON A COSMO UK COVER, sure just cut me out of all the good gigs because I put a wee bit of poundage on, BARELY GAINED ANYTHING, a measly extra 75 lbs ish...fuck this spandex hell, I broke a sweat just getting into this tight athletic rubbish, can’t believe this is my only paying gig besides letting some rich feeder perv spackle cake icing into my arse by the bucket, i swear to god if one of those dozens of black or gay people I @ed on social media as my BFFs doesn’t comment SOMETHING back and agree to be on my podcast, i will burn this fucking house down.”
 
AbraCadaver said:
if one of those dozens of black or gay people I @ed on social media as my BFFs doesn’t comment SOMETHING back and agree to be on my podcast
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Crepidodera fulvicornis said:
For the first time since April 13th (#JusticeForDaunteWright post on IG) Tess remembered her BLM activism, dressed up and had a podcast
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Oh look, how boringly predictable (and performative) she is.
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Again, before her last episode (yep, one on the screenshot), her previous #blm post was from April 13.
 
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