🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

Sure, why not. Since she lies about everything else, why not pretend that a stranger is actually her husband?

 

[TheMilkMaiden]

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lol, she wishes.

Eurrrgh if you want another deathfat to explore unskinnyhero who commented below is one.

 

[Anal birth]

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lol, she wishes.

He looks like a gay version of Skepta (who laid pipe so well that it caused Adele to lose weight so maybe they'd be a good match?)

 

[Diet Cake]

Is hubby the male "bestie"? Do words mean anything anymore?

 

[blue gopher snakes]

1. Look at the warping on her headphones in the podcast screen caps. Embarrassingly blatant.
2. Driving to Mexico is fine. She lives kind of further than I’d be arsed to drive over the border from, but it’s doable. The real question is whether she made sure to purchase Mexican car insurance. State Farm ain’t your neighbor down there.
3. I hope she ate lettuce rinsed in local water. Please. That blended margarita thing might do it too. Cake farts are about to get a little more soggy than before.

 

[Umaibae]

pps she drove to Mexico because she is too fat and poor to fly. Ha-ha

While it’s fun to point out Tess and her money problems, someone here mentioned she went to Rosarito. That’s like 10 miles from the border. You don’t really fly to Baja. Almost everyone from LA and SD gets there by car. It makes no sense to fly unless you’re going all the way down to Cabo or La Paz.

It says “BAD”, she posted them before

No, they say SAD GIRL. They’re from a famous LA Chola culture brand for LATINAS. Tess is appropriating POC culture again.

SadGirl Slides - Black

SadGirl slides are super soft bottoms & comfy for ya daily looks!! - Black strap & footbed - US women size - Fits true to size, if you are in between sizes or have wide feet, SIZE UP!

bella-dona.com

Sad Girl is a specific reference to Mi Vida Loca, an iconic film about Latina women in Los Angeles.

Tess is a fucking clown who does the shit she attacks others for.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

While it’s fun to point out Tess and her money problems, someone here mentioned she went to Rosarito. That’s like 10 miles from the border. You don’t really fly to Baja. Almost everyone from LA and SD gets there by car. It makes no sense to fly unless you’re going all the way down to Cabo or La Paz.



No, they say SAD GIRL. They’re from a famous LA Chola culture brand for LATINAS. Tess is appropriating POC culture again.

SadGirl Slides - Black

SadGirl slides are super soft bottoms & comfy for ya daily looks!! - Black strap & footbed - US women size - Fits true to size, if you are in between sizes or have wide feet, SIZE UP!

bella-dona.com

Sad Girl is a specific reference to Mi Vida Loca, an iconic film about Latina women in Los Angeles.

Tess is a fucking clown who does the shit she attacks others for.

Oh shit, you're right. I combined Sad and Baby in one in my memory

This is the second time I make a mistake recognising Tess’ shoes. Am blind, apologies

 

[In Memoriam]

Yeah I know driving to Mexico is fine and I would probably have done the same. But you just know it chaps Tess’s ass to have to drive like a pleb rather than flying first class, and no one deserves unwarranted ridicule more than Tubsters here. Ha-ha fat and poor

 

[Law]

How does she not see how unflattering it is to wear compression garments as clothing?

I noticed that Whitney Way Thore did the same thing. Maybe running about in your skivvies and scream-laughing is some sort of pre-diabetes symptom?

 

[bloomingcactus]

Oh shit, you're right. I combined Sad and Baby in one in my memory
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This is the second time I make a mistake recognising Tess’ shoes. Am blind, apologies

It's not like you wanted to focus on those hooves for long. The mistake is forgivable.

Yellow is a really bad color for toenail polish. They look like claws. Yuck.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Sorry if late, but I don't believe this video has been posted on the farms. Tess talks about her "anorexia."

Quote from Tess during the interview: "I would go all day without eating, and I would chalk it up to, 'I'm busy.' ... But the thing is I had hunger pain all day, and I was sick all day."

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Making up fake husbands? Is Tess related to Sammie B?

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Making up fake husbands? Is Tess related to Sammie B?

Maybe it's another stolen “vernacular” thing?
Like ‘momma’, ‘sis’, ‘daddy’? She calls Ollie (and vice versa) ‘family’, so I wouldn't be surprised to hear from her ‘wifey’ or in this case, ‘husband’

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh shit, you're right. I combined Sad and Baby in one in my memory
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This is the second time I make a mistake recognising Tess’ shoes. Am blind, apologies

Jesus Christ this ticks about all the boxes for 5edgy3me seventh grader LARPING as a gang member or trailer court gas giant LARPING as a classy ladeee:

* Landwhale with out of control lymphedema
* Unhygienic, over long, never cut toenails because she can't reach and Bowie's grip isn't strong enough to bear down on the clippers to get through the toe fungus
* Shower slides because too fat to ever wear closed toe shoes
* Garbage, trash tattoos. Will call you racist (as tattoos is a "race") when she approaches you for a date and you want a nice clean cut young lady
* Ghetto ass "Old English" font on shower slides as seen on every middle schooler try-hard gang member's locker and notebooks. Also seen on try-hard fat stank ass trashbags like Ryann who thinks this and those ass ugly Chinese knockoff purses they sell at the Loves and Flying J are the apotheosis of high class

Only thing missing is the smell, but I am reassured with each sexy pic of Ryann that it not only is still there, but the bouquet is every bit as complex as Chantal, Jen, and Anna's is.

Spoiler: Don't take my word for it.

 

[Umaibae]

I’d wish people would stop making broad assumptions about Latina culture and trying to give it a “trailer trash” reading simply because Tess is appropriating the style like the Race LARPer she is. If you don’t know, don’t post like a retard.

Let me clarify again: No one, not even rich people, fly to Rosarito from LA unless they’re idiots who fly their own little Cessnas. It’s not really a place super rich people go; they still all go to Tulum like it’s 2011. But, it’s not uncommon to hire a car service to take you there. Again, it’s not a place most rich people fly to.

 

[Constellationzero]

I’d wish people would stop making broad assumptions about Latina culture and trying to give it a “trailer trash” reading simply because Tess is appropriating the style like the Race LARPer she is. If you don’t know, don’t post like a retard.

Let me clarify again: No one, not even rich people, fly to Rosarito from LA unless they’re idiots who fly their own little Cessnas. It’s not really a place super rich people go; they still all go to Tulum like it’s 2011. But, it’s not uncommon to hire a car service to take you there. Again, it’s not a place most rich people fly to.

Bold to assume it's "Latina" culture. You must not have been inside any middle and high schools. Even in the midwest, there is an overwhelming number of blacks and whites who shit everything up with obesity, shower shoes, shitty "Old English" font (as if that spells class and not ghetto), and name dropping, apropos of nothing: Lexus, Crown Royal, Fendi, or whatever else they think makes them look like old money.

So, if you don't know, well...

 

[Little Dark Age]

Bold to assume it's "Latina" culture. You must not have been inside any middle and high schools. Even in the midwest, there is an overwhelming number of blacks and whites who shit everything up with obesity, shower shoes, shitty "Old English" font (as if that spells class and not ghetto), and name dropping, apropos of nothing: Lexus, Crown Royal, Fendi, or whatever else they think makes them look like old money.

So, if you don't know, well...

It isn't bold, or an assumption. It was detailed on the previous page what this brand is and what it's referencing.

No, they say SAD GIRL. They’re from a famous LA Chola culture brand for LATINAS. Tess is appropriating POC culture again.

SadGirl Slides - Black

SadGirl slides are super soft bottoms & comfy for ya daily looks!! - Black strap & footbed - US women size - Fits true to size, if you are in between sizes or have wide feet, SIZE UP!

bella-dona.com

Sad Girl is a specific reference to Mi Vida Loca, an iconic film about Latina women in Los Angeles.

Tess is a fucking clown who does the shit she attacks others for.

 

[multiverse]

Have you ever wanted to see Tess Hoven's yeasty, beefy vag? Well, here it is anyway.

 

[Voivode]

Have you ever wanted to see Tess Hoven's yeasty, beefy vag? Well, here it is anyway.
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Jfc Olly looks like a toddler next to these hambeasts

 

[Angry New Ager]

Have you ever wanted to see Tess Hoven's yeasty, beefy vag? Well, here it is anyway.
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You'll never see her vag, not unless she lies on her back and hoists her legs practically over her head (as she once demonstrated doing for her waxer). There is too much fat in the way. Anything that resembles a pudenda? Fat.

Jfc Olly looks like a toddler next to these hambeasts

You can't convince me that isn't part of the reason Olly hangs with fatties in the first place.