Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Pissmaster]

I’ve still got an entire folder of those on an old harddrive somewhere. One day I’ll get around to uploading that shit somewhere.

And that one day is today. Carpe diem motherfuckazzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Here's what I had in my folder, 74 screenshots from Sony's Dating Game Online when SA played it around 2002. Man, this game was lightning in a bottle and I can't believe its never really been brought back by anyone, in any form since.

 

[Big Nasty]

Many thanks for posting the old 2008 SASS Gooncon thread. Check out these sex machines:

 

[Ghostse]

Many thanks for posting the old 2008 SASS Gooncon thread. Check out these sex machines:
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If you ever wondered why SA troons believe they can pass as women, hopefully this has answered that riddle for you.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

Man I'm actually legit excited about the waffleimages thing. The only actually good part of the website (the archived threads before the forums became gay) is now a lot better

 

[ohm]

dare to dream

 

[Mr. Boogedy]

If you ever wondered why SA troons believe they can pass as women, hopefully this has answered that riddle for you.

There's a reason that there was the joke:
[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[x] Goon

 

[Ghostse]

There's a reason that there was the joke:
[ ] Male
[ ] Female
[x] Goon

Wait, it was a joke?

 

[Gestalt Writhe]

I kinda want to dig out old threads and see what's been restored.

It'll be like playing Diablo 2: Resurrected,

Except instead of revisiting a classic ARPG it's all cheeto dust and cum jars.

 

[Big Nasty]

Also, that old Gooncon thread contains lots of photos of smug-looking fat guys who are probably prancing around in miniskirts and Hello Kitty panties today.

 

[The Grognard]

The fashion threads in W&W were genuinely hilarious towards about the late 2000s.

Goons had two looks and it was either emaciated emo band frontman or desperately trying to pull off a suit and trilby like you're an old black guy.

They only stopped doing the Suit + Trilby (NOT A FEDORA!) combo when they got told that it's very uncool because all the PUA/MRA/Redditor stereotypes wear them too.

 

[AnOminous]

I kinda want to dig out old threads and see what's been restored.

It'll be like playing Diablo 2: Resurrected,

Except instead of revisiting a classic ARPG it's all cheeto dust and cum jars.

Fun forum game: if you have an old account and haven't posted in a while, pretend you've gone all wokeshit and find "problematic" waffleimages restores, then report them to the fagmods. Bonus points if the problematic content is from someone who is now a notable wokeshit on the forum.

 

[Kwopsie Peepsie]

I know some of these may be reposts, but...

Spinster dump!

This goonette is over 50. Here are some pics she posted of her younger self:

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I know some of these may be reposts, but...

Spinster dump!

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This goonette is over 50. Here are some pics she posted of her younger self:

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I'm guessing she's crazier than a shithouse rat?

 

[AnOminous]

I'm guessing she's crazier than a shithouse rat?

She was one of the catlady era of mods, so more of a normie than the current lot.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

She was one of the catlady era of mods, so more of a normie than the current lot.

1. At least it's an actual woman.
2. Am I supposed to recognize her?

 

[Fictional Character]

She was one of the catlady era of mods, so more of a normie than the current lot.

She's probably what the current crop of forum 'women' is trying to be and failing.

 

[Aquinas]

I’ve still got an entire folder of those on an old harddrive somewhere. One day I’ll get around to uploading that shit somewhere.

Upload them to here, i want to read it again, i thought that shit was hilarious

 

[Silas]

Wow she... sure looks like a woman in her 50s

 

[Croco]

Her hair looks like a squirrel's nest. She should do something about it.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

Many thanks for posting the old 2008 SASS Gooncon thread. Check out these sex machines:
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I would fuck that snaggletooth if she didn't have those nasty play-dough arms.