Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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There was a goonporn.zip at one point that had all of the homegrown in it but god knows if it still exists on the internet these days. Having seen the contents, I can safely say we arn't missing much.
 
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There was a goonporn.zip at one point that had all of the homegrown in it but god knows if it still exists on the internet these days. Having seen the contents, I can safely say we arn't missing much.
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Some pictures are allegedly of the thot that unsuccessfully tried to #MeToo Chris Hardwick, Pilot aka Chloe Dykstra. She wanted to be the goon queen bee and when that failed (failure is a common theme with her), she had a meltdown and during that meltdown, claimed her images were of her under 18. She was well into her 20s but all the more reason why that zip file is radioactive.

I never checked goonporn.zip out, not just because of how disgusting it would be but because we know how fast and loose goons are with the legality of things. I’d advise Kiwis to stay far away from it for multiple reasons.
 
NeoGAF Lurker said:
I never checked goonporn.zip out, not just because of how disgusting it would be but because we know how fast and loose goons are with the legality of things. I’d advise Kiwis to stay far away from it for multiple reasons.
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It contains pictures of Pele and MissMaynard that I'm pretty sure are considered a warcrime by the Geneva Conventions.
 
I used to have it and you can find links on the something sensitive archive if you REALLY want it.
It's all rather crap but the ones with bluedandy are jawdroppingly unpalatable and you can play a mean game of I-Spy with the horrible goonlair in the background.
The one where missmaynard holds up a sign that says "HOBO SEX" is p funny.
 
Big Nasty said:
Spinster has posted actual fully uncovered tits when she was drunkposting.

Edit: Spinster's tit pics used to be on Scarboil but Trip is a fucking cock and has deleted all old attachments.
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i think something stupid happened and most of the early attachments got lost
 
There's been enough back and forths and accusations that even if someone had the full goonporn.zip they'd be stupid to admit to it and share it just because of the mess it could help drop in their lap, even if every claim people like Pilot made is false.

Also Jesus is she looking rough these days

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There was a goonporn.zip at one point that had all of the homegrown in it but god knows if it still exists on the internet these days. Having seen the contents, I can safely say we arn't missing much.
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The only homegrown goon porn I remember is this tanned blonde with short hair and an absolutely smoking bod that turned out to be underage, like well underage, 14 or something.

Goons used to openly post underage porn, one guy started an entire thread about his underage ex-girlfriend, complete with a nude picture of her. The thread wasn't removed from what I remember.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
I never checked goonporn.zip out, not just because of how disgusting it would be but because we know how fast and loose goons are with the legality of things. I’d advise Kiwis to stay far away from it for multiple reasons.
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Lol I keep it totally in plain sight on my desktop because I don't live in a 1st world shithole where 1% of the population is or was in prison, where you end up doing a fist-only rikersisland.wad run because you accidentally tapped a Pasheeit jumpscare ad that hides interesting images in your browser cache which later prompt some totally-not-a-trojan hidden Android update utility to inform the authorities (who doesn't have the time to review another fucking 34032445-page ToS update?), where you roleplay as a hobbit trapped in Moria after people see you talking to a little girl without her parents while in reality you were giving her directions, or you play-pretend living in the Matrix with Agents crawling up your ass after a Chernobyl Nigger shares his personal Jeffrey Epstein Gold Member Package with a 4chan thread you innocently save for offline reading.

USA is like if the Pythons designed a worldwide superpower, man.
 
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kuniqsX said:
Lol I keep it totally in plain sight on my desktop because I don't live in a 1st world shithole where 1% of the population is or was in prison, where you end up doing a fist-only rikersisland.wad run because you accidentally tapped a Pasheeit jumpscare ad that hides interesting images in your browser cache which later prompt some totally-not-a-trojan hidden Android update utility to inform the authorities, where you roleplay as a hobbit trapped in Moria after people see you talking to a little girl without her parents while in reality you were giving her directions, or you play-pretend living in the Matrix with Agents crawling up your ass after a Chernobyl Nigger shares his personal Jeffrey Epstein Gold Member Package with a 4chan thread you innocently save for offline reading.

USA is like if the Pythons designed a worldwide superpower, man.
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lol
 
kuniqsX said:
Lol I keep it totally in plain sight on my desktop because I don't live in a 1st world shithole where 1% of the population is or was in prison, where you end up doing a fist-only rikersisland.wad run because you accidentally tapped a Pasheeit jumpscare ad that hides interesting images in your browser cache which later prompt some totally-not-a-trojan hidden Android update utility to inform the authorities (who doesn't have the time to review another fucking 34032445-page ToS update?), where you roleplay as a hobbit trapped in Moria after people see you talking to a little girl without her parents while in reality you were giving her directions, or you play-pretend living in the Matrix with Agents crawling up your ass after a Chernobyl Nigger shares his personal Jeffrey Epstein Gold Member Package with a 4chan thread you innocently save for offline reading.

USA is like if the Pythons designed a worldwide superpower, man.
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Which hand do you use to scoop shit out of your ass, left or right?
 
kuniqsX said:
Lol I keep it totally in plain sight on my desktop because I don't live in a 1st world shithole where 1% of the population is or was in prison, where you end up doing a fist-only rikersisland.wad run because you accidentally tapped a Pasheeit jumpscare ad that hides interesting images in your browser cache which later prompt some totally-not-a-trojan hidden Android update utility to inform the authorities (who doesn't have the time to review another fucking 34032445-page ToS update?), where you roleplay as a hobbit trapped in Moria after people see you talking to a little girl without her parents while in reality you were giving her directions, or you play-pretend living in the Matrix with Agents crawling up your ass after a Chernobyl Nigger shares his personal Jeffrey Epstein Gold Member Package with a 4chan thread you innocently save for offline reading.

USA is like if the Pythons designed a worldwide superpower, man.
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So this guy's into child pornography is the takeaway from all of this. "I live somewhere the government won't come after my child porn" is a real weird flex.
 
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