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I raped a dog 2day said:
I suspect he’s distancing himself from the Chandlers because he doesn’t want debt collectors coming after him, especially after Barb dies. You know they won’t be able to take very much from Chris, but Cole actually has a job and a paycheck they can garnish.
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That would be viable if Chandlers lived in North Korea, but that isn't the case sadly
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
I suspect he’s distancing himself from the Chandlers because he doesn’t want debt collectors coming after him, especially after Barb dies. You know they won’t be able to take very much from Chris, but Cole actually has a job and a paycheck they can garnish.
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He doesn't owe shit to anyone. What weird world do people live in where they think you're somehow on the hook for the debts of your other adult relatives? Cole owes nothing to any of these people and they can't do shit to him.
 
While I feel for and completely empathize with Cole when it comes to living/dealing with emotionally abusive and delusional family members (something I have personally dealt with), he seems extremely full of himself and gives off some douchebag vibes.
 
Googie dot com said:
While I feel for and completely empathize with Cole when it comes to living/dealing with emotionally abusive and delusional family members (something I have personally dealt with), he seems extremely full of himself and gives off some douchebag vibes.
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Runs in the family, who do you think he got that from?
 
Yeap and that's where my empathy ends with the dipshit. He reminds me of that one kid who skipped a grade and thought they were the greatest gift to mankind (again something that runs in the family) and yet all he does is write interviews on the internet and rides on the sepsis-ridden coattails of Chris's infamy.
 
I was checking up on Cole's site to see if he's still an abject failure. My takeaways:

1) He still is committed to his online presence and uploads every few months.
2) He is advertising a website called CrazyCole which is now some random storefront, but it's the very first thing you see visiting ColeSmithey.com
3) He advertises video editing services now.
4) He has a link to a defunct podcast about food. There was a buffer where his cohost talks about a hypothetical situation involving their mothers and Cole reacts very negatively. This clip is 4 years old but made me grin.



The podcast lasted several years, had about 120+ episodes, and never broke 100 listens.
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LA GRANDE BOUFFE (THE BIG FEAST)

Gen X veteran film critic Cole Smithey invites a different co-host to copiously consume international politics and culture through the prism of a single film and a different craft beer.
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Null said:
I was checking up on Cole's site to see if he's still an abject failure. My takeaways:

1) He still is committed to his online presence and uploads every few months.
2) He is advertising a website called CrazyCole which is now some random storefront, but it's the very first thing you see visiting ColeSmithey.com
3) He advertises video editing services now.
4) He has a link to a defunct podcast about food. There was a buffer where his cohost talks about a hypothetical situation involving their mothers and Cole reacts very negatively. This clip is 4 years old but made me grin.

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The podcast lasted several years, had about 120+ episodes, and never broke 100 listens.
soundcloud.com

LA GRANDE BOUFFE (THE BIG FEAST)

Gen X veteran film critic Cole Smithey invites a different co-host to copiously consume international politics and culture through the prism of a single film and a different craft beer.
soundcloud.com soundcloud.com
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You reminded me that both Cole and Chris still have active Patreon's. This will never stop being funny to me:

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Googie dot com said:
Yeap and that's where my empathy ends with the dipshit. He reminds me of that one kid who skipped a grade and thought they were the greatest gift to mankind (again something that runs in the family) and yet all he does is write interviews on the internet and rides on the sepsis-ridden coattails of Chris's infamy.
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The only person I have empathy for is whatever poor woman was dumb enough to marry Cole, and now works to support both of them while he sits at home and plays film critic.
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
You reminded me that both Cole and Chris still have active Patreon's. This will never stop being funny to me:
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I love how a regular content creator who puts serious effort into his work gets his ass completely trounced by his literally retarded brother who doesn't do anything at all except tism out online about ponies and shit.
 
AnOminous said:
He doesn't owe shit to anyone. What weird world do people live in where they think you're somehow on the hook for the debts of your other adult relatives? Cole owes nothing to any of these people and they can't do shit to him.
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From the same idiots who have the same "family responsibility" as Chris. They all think Cole should divorce his wife, move back home into abject squalor while Chris travels the US, UK, and Australia to get his cheeks busted by basement dwellers.
AnOminous said:
I love how a regular content creator who puts serious effort into his work gets his ass completely trounced by his literally retarded brother who doesn't do anything at all except tism out online about ponies and shit.
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It's the world we live in.
 
AnOminous said:
I love how a regular content creator who puts serious effort into his work gets his ass completely trounced by his literally retarded brother who doesn't do anything at all except tism out online about ponies and shit.
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Maybe Cole should have voted for Chris' video after all. Day late and a dollar short now Mr. Smithey.
 
Null said:
I was checking up on Cole's site to see if he's still an abject failure. My takeaways:

1) He still is committed to his online presence and uploads every few months.
2) He is advertising a website called CrazyCole which is now some random storefront, but it's the very first thing you see visiting ColeSmithey.com
3) He advertises video editing services now.
4) He has a link to a defunct podcast about food. There was a buffer where his cohost talks about a hypothetical situation involving their mothers and Cole reacts very negatively. This clip is 4 years old but made me grin.

View attachment 2249942

The podcast lasted several years, had about 120+ episodes, and never broke 100 listens.
soundcloud.com

LA GRANDE BOUFFE (THE BIG FEAST)

Gen X veteran film critic Cole Smithey invites a different co-host to copiously consume international politics and culture through the prism of a single film and a different craft beer.
soundcloud.com soundcloud.com
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For whatever reason the audio on this doesn’t work for me.
 
We all know Barb wants to fuck Chris and turned him into her ersatz husband, but did she try the same with Cole? Is that why she had Chris, because Cole ran away and she wanted a second chance?
 
Let's be honest, that whole family is fucked in every way. Smithey has at least some semblance of lucidity left, in his wannabe "UHM aCtUAllY I aM AN ArTisT" mindset.
 
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