The Cole Smithey Thread

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Hogar Grupal said:
I wonder if it's ever crossed Cole's mind to use Chris to further his own career? Compare his twitter to Chris'.
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Bit of a newfriend question there for a 2018 farmer.

We know this much well: Cole is far too narcissistic for that. To gain anything off the shame that is being related to Chris-Chan would be absolute anathema to him.
 
AnOminous said:
Congratulations, you just responded to an eight year old post by someone who died over three years ago. That may be the most ridiculous necro I have ever seen.
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Doesn't that just make it a more proper necro?
 
DawnDusk said:
Bit of a newfriend question there for a 2018 farmer.

We know this much well: Cole is far too narcissistic for that. To gain anything off the shame that is being related to Chris-Chan would be absolute anathema to him.
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I just love the fact he seethes every time he thinks of the fact that his embarrassing, autistic, tard of a mong brother is vastly more popular and more liked than he is.

It is Chris who should be embarrassed to be related to Cole Smithey, not the other way around.
 
AnOminous said:
I just love the fact he seethes every time he thinks of the fact that his embarrassing, autistic, tard of a mong brother is vastly more popular and more liked than he is.

It is Chris who should be embarrassed to be related to Cole Smithey, not the other way around.
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Cole should feel embarrassed he's related to an autistic man child and a narcissistic horder.
 
If I was Cole Smithy I would just start making tons of chris Chan videos right now. It would get him tons of attention right now and might even get people to look at his reviews of movies and whatever else he does. It would be easy instant fame basically without even using much effort. It would just seem so tempting I don’t understand why he is not making a video about Chris Chan. The first video he should make can be about how Barb almost shot him one time when a intruder came in. Then make a video where he meets someone at a bar to drink the craft beers thing and someone record them as he discuss Chris Chan and really go into detail regarding Chris Chan. It would be a treasure trove of information about cwc.
 
Shiversblood said:
If I was Cole Smithy I would just start making tons of chris Chan videos right now. It would get him tons of attention right now and might even get people to look at his reviews of movies and whatever else he does. It would be easy instant fame basically without even using much effort. It would just seem so tempting I don’t understand why he is not making a video about Chris Chan. The first video he should make can be about how Barb almost shot him one time when a intruder came in. Then make a video where he meets someone at a bar to drink the craft beers thing and someone record them as he discuss Chris Chan and really go into detail regarding Chris Chan. It would be a treasure trove of information about cwc.
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A little too obsessive over Christian Weston Chandler. Perhaps try and be less like CWC in all sense of real talk and things of that nature. Just be yourself. Cwc is fanatically obsessed with getting nothing but attention from the internet as an attention whore being a full time retard. You would not prefer that would you?

Oh wait bad question
 
Shiversblood said:
If I was Cole Smithy I would just start making tons of chris Chan videos right now. It would get him tons of attention right now and might even get people to look at his reviews of movies and whatever else he does. It would be easy instant fame basically without even using much effort. It would just seem so tempting I don’t understand why he is not making a video about Chris Chan. The first video he should make can be about how Barb almost shot him one time when a intruder came in. Then make a video where he meets someone at a bar to drink the craft beers thing and someone record them as he discuss Chris Chan and really go into detail regarding Chris Chan. It would be a treasure trove of information about cwc.
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Destroying any shred of dignity Cole may have left. Not worth it.
 
Cole the intellectual clearly knows what the respective editorial lines of Anti-War.com and Bellingcat are
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AnOminous said:
I just love the fact he seethes every time he thinks of the fact that his embarrassing, autistic, tard of a mong brother is vastly more popular and more liked than he is.

It is Chris who should be embarrassed to be related to Cole Smithey, not the other way around.
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I suspect he’s distancing himself from the Chandlers because he doesn’t want debt collectors coming after him, especially after Barb dies. You know they won’t be able to take very much from Chris, but Cole actually has a job and a paycheck they can garnish.
 
I raped a dog 2day said:
I suspect he’s distancing himself from the Chandlers because he doesn’t want debt collectors coming after him, especially after Barb dies. You know they won’t be able to take very much from Chris, but Cole actually has a job and a paycheck they can garnish.
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You're not responsible for a relative's debts unless you signed some papers (and in some states, marriage papers). They might try, but legally, there is no obligation for Cole to pay any of it.
 
Volthoom said:
I never said he was more popular than Chris. But Cole did turn out normal. While Chris is stuck in is own personal Trueman show.
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All the other kids from Barbara and Bob are successful people: one of them is a doctor, another works in Government and Cole (who Barb and Bob hated him) ended up having a good career being a critic of movies.

I often wonder if Chris is like he is because of Autism, parenting, low motivation or a combination of a lot of things. Chris is the antithesis of the whole "nature vs nurture".
 
Now I’m starting to wonder, is Cole Smithey Austicic-phobic? Is the reason why he won’t make videos about Chris Chan because he is worried if people find out his brother is Chris Chan then perhaps people might start to suspect that Cole himself has autism as well??? Is Cole Smithey TERRIFIED of autism???
 
Shiversblood said:
Now I’m starting to wonder, is Cole Smithey Austicic-phobic? Is the reason why he won’t make videos about Chris Chan because he is worried if people find out his brother is Chris Chan then perhaps people might start to suspect that Cole himself has autism as well??? Is Cole Smithey TERRIFIED of autism???
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It's not something to be ashamed of, it's what keeps the clean mingling with the normal people and not on kiwifarms
 
If i were Cole Smithey, i would get a hidden cam and go and visit my dying mother and all, making sure to film the squalor, extra bonus if i got the time to sneak in a Super Sonic full dress, pretending to leave for the store and then come in as Sonichu and messing with Chrissy. Telling him he has sinned and is not his father anymore and all rights of the Sonichu franchise should go to Alex Beary because he is way past cool. End it all up with shooting at Barb (or was it his stepdad that misfired a gunshot or something in the house?)
 
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