✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

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hashtagsinning said:
tbh, never knew why anyone liked him. his makeup trash and hes kinda shitty as a person.
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Dude I knew of him on MySpace back in the day, all his shitty music and tacky band merch was all over hot topic. He wasn't even nice then. He's always been a miserable ugly alien in gucci.
 
Selections from the undead's Twitter:
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The greys are real.
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That dog looks like @Null
 
The TRUTH [sic] About My Car Accident
Attention whore appears in a neck brace, films 30 minute video.
I made an archive but it won't upload. I don't know why.
  • "I've driven on that road a lot. I've been a Wyoming resident for 6 months." You aren't a "Wyoming resident. You're a lizard-person invader and this was your first winter REEEEE
  • There was some really crazy weather. Bullshit. As we noted earlier in the thread the weather that day was fine. He's just a retard from California who doesn't know how to drive on ice.
  • Shows off his Wyoming house. With disgusting astroturf in the backyard for his dogs to piss on. Then gets the COVID vaccine at a WalMart.
  • Next part of the video is him promoting his new shit. He has a distro center in Wyoming. That explains a lot.
  • Car flips. They see the reactions of people wishing the accident was worse. This makes Jeffy and Danial vewy sad.
  • When the car crashed they did some CT scans and found a mass in Daniel's brain. So that's cool. Also Daniel has a port he never got removed because he didn't want to have it taken out and then have to have another one installed so he just kept it after he went into remission last time so the doctors are using that for his meds and IV.
  • The Rolled-Rolls-Royce has 360 airbags so that's why the injuries weren't worse. He talks about how he would have died in one of his sportscars. Stupid idiot doesn't know that this shouldn't even be an option. Don't drive sports cars on ice. Jesus. Jeff cries about broken car.
  • Gets a normal-ass xray with dramatic music in the background. Pre-existing scoliosis and a crunched vertebra.
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  • Blah blah "Will I go back to LA? Who knows." and the promise of news coming soon
 
Apparently Jefree's new editor is not that great. While I didn't feel like sitting through a 26-minute review of Spongebob makeup, I can confirm it's evident just in the first two minutes.
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Selling his house and leaving California. Definitely because the house is too big and lonely and not because he can no longer afford it now that he's canceled.
 
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