✨ Celebrity Jeffree Star / Jeffrey Lynn Steininger - Sells Makeup, Really Dislikes Cunts

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Danke said:
Not gonna lie, for flipping over three times in a car this mofo didn't get a single surface scratch

I flipped my car once on black ice. Windshield cracked making a shit ton of glass enter my car and cut me in a few places.
My face was pretty bruised. Got black eyes and broke my nose (wasn't a bad break, pushed it back into place)
Hands cut up after cleaning myself from the glass and getting out.
Also I did a perfect 360. Rolled the car right back on the tires and still was pretty scratched up.

Kinda sus.
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Hilarious how people complain jeffree is lying because they flipped a car too and how fucked up they got inside but never tell what kind of cheap ass car they were driving.
I need proof that a RR is as weak as any other car that got you fucked up or stop making things up.
 
RaptorJuice said:
Hilarious how people complain jeffree is lying because they flipped a car too and how fucked up they got inside but never tell what kind of cheap ass car they were driving.
I need proof that a RR is as weak as any other car that got you fucked up or stop making things up.
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“My 1993 Honda Civic is built better (or equal to) than a modern Rolls Royce. I’m also retarded.”
 
Has there been any police report or confirmation from local law enforcement that the accident happened?
 
RaptorJuice said:
Hilarious how people complain jeffree is lying because they flipped a car too and how fucked up they got inside but never tell what kind of cheap ass car they were driving.
I need proof that a RR is as weak as any other car that got you fucked up or stop making things up.
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My dad flipped a car (fell asleep at the wheel driving a long distance alone) in the early 1990's and barely had a scratch on him. The car was totaled. It was like an '83 Pontiac or some shit.

What have we learned in the past couple pages? Lots of people flip cars with differing outcomes of both injuries to themselves and the car. How bizarre.
 
Blonde Bomb said:
Has there been any police report or confirmation from local law enforcement that the accident happened?
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not that I know of, but he did post these pictures on instagram of the car
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catch him sitting like this once the cunt's back heals because hes gonna be riding more dick for attention like always

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what a shame that worse didnt happen tbh i'm tired of seeing his ass everywhere, buddy's the damn plastic surgery plague and a half :/
 
The Bad News: The gender fender bender didn't kill him.

The Good News: The car that hit him now identifies as a Monster Truck.
 
At everybody acting sus about Jeffery not having any facial lacerations or bruises after rolling his car 3 times and apparently hurting his neck in the process-

Look at the man, look at his dark soulless eyes and shitty web of tattoos he's got all over his ashen skin. Jeff has clearly got a couple of demons or five in his spiritual life who need him around.

Oooor he exaggerated greatly.
But come on! My theory is so much more fun.
 
His car will probably be totaled out by his insurance. Once there's a dent/ripple in the frame around the roof it often becomes too costly to repair and greatly increases the risk of serious injuries if the car was ever rolled again.
 
I can easily imagine that the result of flipping a car differs drastically between circumstances, like the exact car, the way you flip, and whatever.
 
XYZpdq said:
I can easily imagine that the result of flipping a car differs drastically between circumstances, like the exact car, the way you flip, and whatever.
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I’ve never flipped a car myself but I’m starting to think I’m causing it because I just remembered another car flipping I randomly witnessed. They must have done something real weird while ramming into the parked car they collided with because the thing basically rolled over all casual like, no broken windows, kinda wobbling and turning on the hood upside down, and the driver and passenger got out, again, largely unscathed but dazed.

Today, Jeffrey has had what seems like a lovely and lucrative 420 promoting his new products real hard.

The general state of things:

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But we also get this:

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from the comments of that post:

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Soggy Towel said:
not that I know of, but he did post these pictures on instagram of the car
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Yeah this car looks like it has extensive roof damage. You can clearly see the warped metal as well as the windshield breaking in the upper corners, consistent with rolling damage. But I gotta give it to RR, a lesser car would've been in worse shape.
 
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