🎭 Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
I don’t care if the drain is for piss porn but what the hell is going on with her tongue? Isn’t that being “tongue tied” and you are supposed to get that cut when you a baby?

I mean if it isn’t bothering her whatever but I wouldn’t show it off in my porn if I had one and did porn.
 
Our gorl needs to realise people either wanna see a fully shaved pussy or a hairy (albeit well groomed) one.

Nobody likes to watch a badly plucked, ugly chicken being choked too death by slutty underwear that's 5 sizes too small.

Why is she shooping and filtering her face into the next dimension but leaves her nasty body untouched? I know she's lazy and has always been gross but I seem to remember her putting more effort into her ~lewds~.

One does wonder...
 
pussy raptor said:
Our gorl needs to realise people either wanna see a fully shaved pussy or a hairy (albeit well groomed) one.

Nobody likes to watch a badly plucked, ugly chicken being choked too death by slutty underwear that's 5 sizes too small.

Why is she shooping and filtering her face into the next dimension but leaves her nasty body untouched? I know she's lazy and has always been gross but I seem to remember her putting more effort into her ~lewds~.

One does wonder...
Click to expand...
It's a combination of vanity and the simpconomy. She's found the perfect balance. As in "people will still tell me I'm pretty and all I have to do to make money is whip out the sag-bags."

Kosher Dill said:
I invite you all to ponder what the drain is for.
Click to expand...
It's only a matter of time.
 
CatFace said:
I don’t care if the drain is for piss porn but what the hell is going on with her tongue? Isn’t that being “tongue tied” and you are supposed to get that cut when you a baby?

I mean if it isn’t bothering her whatever but I wouldn’t show it off in my porn if I had one and did porn.
Click to expand...
Most people have a lingual frenulum. It's only considered a tongue tie it it limits tongue movement. She can put her tongue on the roof of her mouth and stick it out past her teeth, so it's fine. You just don't notice it on most people because they don't gape at you like a frightened lizard. Mariah's "modeling" is really something else. It's like she's an alien poorly replicating hoo-man poses.
 
Cranky Hermit said:
This pic is already becoming a meme.
View attachment 2154526

View attachment 2154523View attachment 2154524
In all seriousness... she is not ageing well.
Click to expand...
Surprisingly a lot to unpack in these. The first one's mostly par for the course for Momo up top featuring such beloved fan favorites as the "I have autism, please be patient and tell me I look good" pose, the dead inside facial expression, and the general negative sexiness. Going down, kind of unflattering belly rolls but she's done worse. Pits airbrushed to hell because that's how Photoshop Perv rolls. I can't relate to this dude's visceral, deep seated, irrational hatred of Momo's armpits, but I theorize neither can 99% of humanity. Moving on. Now the waist and below area though, holy shit! Photoshop Perv, you have outdone yourself! Momo is gonna have to punish you without whatever :horrifying: payment she performs for a couple weeks until you learn your lesson!

Beefed up her cooch for, well, no discernible reason, so it looks like it's swelling. Her own peach fuzz looks... Well, it's not the sort of thing that would bother a dude, I reckon, but it's clearly out of sorts. I guess it beats the fresh razor burn. Main problem is the fuzz color, combined with the zoom-in makes it look a little... Unhealthy. Probably best if I leave it there. Anyway, for the big hallmark of this pic: What in the seven flavors of hell is going on with her thighs and ass? She looks like an improperly rendered hentai character! Her legs just expand three sizes magically as the thighs begin! And the ass is so tiny by comparison! It looks like she's holding her ass with clamps from behind! Oh, man...

On to the second one, I must say I am a big, big fan of ɿɘMɿAw ﻼƆoɔ. Holy shit, the lack of self awareness. Yeah Momo, you can totally play a fun slut fantasy as you starfish and do your... I don't even know how to describe them. Amateur wrestling poses? It looks like one of those super funky 90's submission holds on the right, but she's doing it to herself.

The one on the left is touched up in a pretty bad way as usual. Nice hourglass figure, Momo. Looks very natural. It makes me think she squeaked like a dog chew toy. Red on the boob and red around the pussy area. For some reason, I can smell this picture and it's telling me that weekly showers just aren't enough. Pic on the right is the real winner, featuring the runaway success ɿɘMɿAw ﻼƆoɔ, the fucking eradicated armpit, and the equivalent of Hulk Hogan doing a submission hold. Long story short, Hulk Hogan was great as long as he didn't have to actually get in the ring and do work. Much the same applies here. Momo is good at keeping simps interested, for reasons too alien for me to understand, but when she needs to pretend to be sexy, this is the best she can cook up. Girls flaunting their flexibility is normally undeniably sexy, at least on a caveman reptilian brain level. Momo here is saying "Look! I can do a basic stretching exercise!!!"

She just looks like a beefy wrassler boi, and the ɿɘMɿAw ﻼƆoɔ and the enhanced thickness around the hips area, WITHOUT hourglassing the fuck out of her waist, in direct contradiction of the other pic is just absolutely amazing. Anyway, this has been artistic commentary on why Momo is not just fat but anti-sexy and I would not sex her and to justify the presence of these pictures on this site. We are art critics. And to be fair, guys who can legit get off to this would be able to get off to a crude drawing of two chairs stacked on top of one another, and wouldn't pay Momo's troll toll for lewd nudes 4 dudes or whatever. Thank you for reading and good night.

TL;DR: What an unholy mess of Photoshop, tragic surgeries and quick aging. She doesn't even look like her any more. It's a little impressive how far from anything resembling sexy these pictures are, too. She manages to nail an impossible sweet spot: It's at one time too lazy, trying too hard, and fundamentally misguided.
 
Cranky Hermit said:
This pic is already becoming a meme.
View attachment 2154526

View attachment 2154523View attachment 2154524
In all seriousness... she is not ageing well.
Click to expand...
Momo needs to accept defeat and start labeling her nudes as "body horror" so she can appeal to that market. At no point in viewing any of these photos was I aroused, turned on or anything other than repulsed. If you aren't willing to lose the excess weight, for the love of God just learn to shave. It would at least keep people from dry heaving when they look at you.
 
1620773462441.png

1620773549988.png
 
I wonder why she keeps her face in these. I know she thinks she looks good, but she can’t emote for shit. Was she capable before all of the work she had done?
 

Attachments

  • B510F3DF-20DD-40FD-BF82-37E6B48B4FFB.jpeg
    B510F3DF-20DD-40FD-BF82-37E6B48B4FFB.jpeg
    40.5 KB · Views: 382
botornottime said:
I wonder why she keeps her face in these. I know she thinks she looks good, but she can’t emote for shit. Was she capable before all of the work she had done?
Click to expand...
I feel like she has more insecurities than we think, She is trying to get bigger, bigger and bigger throughout the years. It just reminds me of how deep down she can't get back to normalcy. She had whored herself way too much, I don't wanna imagine her in her mid 40s. I am honestly wondering if she would get more liposuctions and other surgeries to stay young or blow up like Venus of Willendorf.
 
A part of me tells me anytime I see any of her pictures that one day those beats implants will explode if she were to fly
 
Cranky Hermit said:
View attachment 2163031

View attachment 2163030
Click to expand...
It's just that shitty cumlube that she uses because she thinks "oh yeah this is going to look hot for my simps" without realizing that she is probably using too little of it, since to "maintain the illusion" of a creampie you want a lot.

She uses the same stuff every time she does a penetration shoot, without noticing how unsettling it is. That's why she has it left in on the photos where it is featured.

Also WHY does she think pointy talons clawing/perforating her vag is even remotely sexy??
 
Natsuki said:
A part of me tells me anytime I see any of her pictures that one day those beats implants will explode if she were to fly
Click to expand...
Now you are making me think of those blueberry expansion porn. Don't know why.
 
Heapin' Hunk'a Muenster said:
It's just that shitty cumlube that she uses because she thinks "oh yeah this is going to look hot for my simps" without realizing that she is probably using too little of it, since to "maintain the illusion" of a creampie you want a lot.

She uses the same stuff every time she does a penetration shoot, without noticing how unsettling it is. That's why she has it left in on the photos where it is featured.
Click to expand...
Oh. ...ew.
Heapin' Hunk'a Muenster said:
Also WHY does she think pointy talons clawing/perforating her vag is even remotely sexy?
Click to expand...
That is a question we are all asking ourselves.
 
Cranky Hermit said:
View attachment 2163031

View attachment 2163030
Click to expand...
It could just be her own discharge if she's nearing her period too. The amount of it makes me question if it is lube at all or if she is just lubing up the toy lightly before use. Whatever it is, the rest of her junk looks uncomfortably dry and she needs to practice better lubing habits LOL. As gross as Moo is, it just doesn't look like it feels nice at all.

Late, but it's incredibly sad that she has to hire male prostitutes. It's so dangerous and she was raw-dogging one just last year afaik. It's sadder that she hires male prostitutes enough to be well known among their circle and with a bad enough reputation to get her blacklisted.

There are plenty of thirsty guys who want a sugar mommy the she could scrape up from her SIMP pool or just find on a dating or hookup service in her area. It'd be somewhat safer and she could get regular talent as good as any of the guys she's openly hired. Her choices are baffling.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom