💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Thomas Highway said:
This may result in a felony regardless of lack of jail time. Fairly common even before covid.
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I'd be satisfied with being able to call him a convicted felon even if he got a suspended sentence or no sentence, or got some genuinely shitty probation where he wasn't allowed to have any fun, smoke weed, or stream.
 
AnOminous said:
I'd be satisfied with being able to call him a convicted felon even if he got a suspended sentence or no sentence, or got some genuinely shitty probation where he wasn't allowed to have any fun, smoke weed, or stream.
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AFAIK can still get weed cards as a felon, at least in my state.

His room mate would have to give up the warning shooter though.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
Boogie at no time mentions in either of these videos that he fealt he was in immediate danger, he went outside and escalated the situation while he had a firearm and then brandished it. His explanation is that he had a "stalker" when really this was just harassment, and unfortunately for Boogie while that might be seen as a mitigation it's hardly a defence...
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Boogie later went on to say that he was fearing for his life (and the lives of others) during the encounter. But that's not at all what he was saying in the weeks, days, and moments leading up to Frank actually showing up.

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>Be Boogie
>Go on Keemstar’s show
>Threaten to kill Frank Hassle repeatedly
>Also claim to be mentally ill
>Frank shows up anyway
>Grab your roommate's 38
>Fire the warning shot heard 'round the world
>Make a video saying you talked to the police about it
>Months go by
>Warrant goes out for your arrest
>Prosecutor shows up to trial
>Plays Keemstar video for the jury
>Points out that you live near a school
>Defense attorney plays the "mentally ill molestation victim" card
>Case goes to the jury
>Guilty.exe
>Judge gives you a lighter sentence because no priors and mentally ill fatass card
>Taken to county jail
>Sit in your cell
>Three Tyrones and a guy with a swastika on his forehead show up
>Clench your buttcheeks
>They ask you for your paperwork
>Nervously hand it to them
>"Ai'ight, checks out"
>Breathe a sigh of relief
>Turns out they didn't want to rape you
>They only wanted to make sure you weren't a diddler
>Go to the lunch room
>Prison food sucks
>Other inmates ask if they can have your plate
>Give it to them
>Rinse and repeat for a couple of days
>Get some money in your commissary fund
>Buy a shit load of Ho Hos and Doritos
>One of the inmates pegs you for a bitch
>Tries to shake you down for your junk food
>You're a hungry fatass so you say no
>Inmate jumps you
>Bounces off your lard
>Inmate comes back at you low
>Lose your balance and fall forward
>Crush him
>Inmates looking at you wondering what happened
>Notice the crushed Dorito chips and snack cakes all over your jumpsuit
>Seize the moment
>"Bitch, you owe me a box of Ho Hos and Doritos
>Inmate groans "I ain't got that, man"
>Tell him "Then you better have my two boxes of Ho Hos next time I see you"
>You are now the proud owner of a prison bitch
>Emotionally manipulate said bitch so that he acts like even more of a bitch for you
>Your bitch brings you junk food
>Quickly corner the junk food market
>The other inmates call you King Boogers
>The guards come up to you and give you some bad news
>Turns out your release date is coming up soon
>You had a relatively minor sentence on account of being a mentally ill fatass
>Realize you got more respect in jail than you ever did on the outside
>Cry all night
>Go back to the free world
>Weigh yourself
>You gained fifty pounds on account of being a junk food kingpin
>Log onto Twitter and see pictures of an even fatter you walking out of jail
>Come to a dark realization
>Going to jail wasn't the worst thing to happen to you
>It was realizing that the real jail was the life you made
 
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Boogie on his most recent video made 24K views in a Day, and he is on a channel that has 4 million subs …

That is 0.005% of his subscribers even watching his videos. If this arrest doesn't help boost Views then he is a lost cause.
 
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