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Fuck... I take a few days off Phil and lost some pretty good kahntent... Goddammit hahaha

From tonight's stream:
"If this is gonna be how it's gonna be forever, then this is not good. This is a bad sign, okay... please, if you watch playthroughs like this, I need your support now. Like, now is the time, to-to help me out if you can because I might have to - I don't want to leave Twitch and stop doing this the way I'm doing it. I don't want to see significant changes, right? Imagine if things get worse now because I have to fucking leave Twitch, I don't want that."
Remember:

"Contributions are not mandatory nor they are expected".
 
And with that I'd like to take a moment to remind the fine kiwis that there are people who spend a decade and change getting a masters and going to grad school or law school or med school that don't make $100k a year and have six figures worth of debt. Society gotta love it. It's like that line from the Simpsons that Bart says to Krusty when he fakes his death about how he's an illiterate TV clown that has more respect than any teacher or scientist out there today.

If you want something to mull over at work. Phil is making the scratch of around a midcareer middle class-or early career elite graduates on the coast. Think walmart general manager, LAPD lieutenant, Nurse Practitioners, associate professor, midlevel biotech scientist, or L3 Google software engineer base. This includes benefits in some of these cases.

Its a LOT better than what the average law school graduate gets.
 
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That weird chick there were jokes Phil was sliding into DMs of replied to his latest Twitter begging. She's changed her @ though. Kat should be terrified, this is how girls get ensnared.

Incoming polygamy arc where Phil becomes a Mormon.
 
Oh god someone ban me I'm about to do basic math.

$3000 + ($100 * 2 streams * 6 days * 4 weeks) = $7800/month
$7800 * 12 months = $93,600/year
Be careful DSP, you'll end up with less money that way. Oh well, so long as he never hits it I guess the goal can stay at $200 and he can instead make roughly $115,200/year (Not counting Patreon dosh). (Correct me if I'm wrong here on any of this, please.)

Also I like how we're at the point where DSP is casually mentioning cam girl shit as potential options. What a fucking reality.

Edit: Let's add the $555 DSP is currently making on patreon to that $200 goal total for the year.
$555 * 12 months = 6660/year (nice get Phil)
Total: $121,860/year
dont forget youtube which is between 15- 30k$ a year.
 
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That weird chick there were jokes Phil was sliding into DMs of replied to his latest Twitter begging. She's changed her @ though. Kat should be terrified, this is how girls get ensnared.

Incoming polygamy arc where Phil becomes a Mormon.
"I hear you Lauren, but I can't YT is unable to be moderated also Lauren I am happily married !! *snort*
 
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That weird chick there were jokes Phil was sliding into DMs of replied to his latest Twitter begging. She's changed her @ though. Kat should be terrified, this is how girls get ensnared.

Incoming polygamy arc where Phil becomes a Mormon.
Imagine wasting your life watching Phil and you're on/may have been on dialysis.
 

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He's legit fucking himself so hard because he's being desperate enough to guilt and plea for his Twitch fans to just fork over $400 dollars daily (this is insane) but he's doing NOTHING to improve it otherwise. What a parasite.

I really think he's out of ideas, and is putting the workload on his viewers daily, while he sits on his ass all day taking credit. Sound familiar? Dude hasn't used that noggin' to beat a videogame so I cant see him figure himself out here. Dude is almost done if he thinks he can keep this up without actually giving back to his audience that doesn't just involve a "shout-out".
Desperate? No. Phil is not panicking here. Despite the fact that losing his partnership is very much a sign that it's time for him to grow the fuck up, the pigroach is treating this the same way he treats being behind on taxes, or getting a false DMCA take-down by a crazy asshole, or any number of things that aren't actually happening but his retards find believable. Why? Because even this isn't severe enough. That's how fucking thick-headed he is. Life is going to have to smack him way harder to get him to stop his grifting bullshit for even a moment.

And let me just say, it's not that he talks about support not being good enough. Plenty of people who rely upon others buying their shit find themselves announcing to their fans that it has been a fun ride, but it looks like it's coming to an end, because there just aren't enough of them. That isn't Phil's situation, nor would his behavior qualify as anything other than greasy even if it were.

Phil is pretty much never being honest when it comes to his talk of doom and gloom. That by itself would be bad enough, but what makes it so much worse is the fact that he puts the onus for that on his fans. No one is making Phil do this for a living other than him. He is so lucky to have this option, and he can't be bothered to be fucking honest about it, or grateful for it.

He does not say shit like the above to be transparent and real with the people who support him. He says it to guilt-trip them. He says it to pretend there's a crisis, and there's always the veiled threat of it being their fault because they didn't give him enough of their money. If I start a bakery, and for whatever reason, don't generate enough business, I thank the customers I had, tell them the truth, and close up shop. That's it. In times where it looks bad, if people ask how business is, I tell them, but other than that, I try to turn things around with some dignity and integrity, not fucking guilt-tripping. And I especially don't make shit up about being in danger when I'm just being fucking greedy.

This is why we call you a pigroach, Phil. If we could think of a more insulting name, we would.
How disappointed do you think Phil was when he realized tips meant in game tips, and not the monetary kind
The hope of squeezing the monetary kind out of him during a stream is the only reason Phil didn't get pissed and block him for breaching protocol and holding his hand via Twitter, where there is no paying him to read your messages.
 
Oh god someone ban me I'm about to do basic math.

$3000 + ($100 * 2 streams * 6 days * 4 weeks) = $7800/month
$7800 * 12 months = $93,600/year
Be careful DSP, you'll end up with less money that way. Oh well, so long as he never hits it I guess the goal can stay at $200 and he can instead make roughly $115,200/year (Not counting Patreon dosh). (Correct me if I'm wrong here on any of this, please.)

Also I like how we're at the point where DSP is casually mentioning cam girl shit as potential options. What a fucking reality.

Edit: Let's add the $555 DSP is currently making on patreon to that $200 goal total for the year.
$555 * 12 months = 6660/year (nice get Phil)
Total: $121,860/year


In theory, Even with the tax and bill cuts he would still have plenty of money left over to live the exact same as he is now.
He is definitely not hurting for cash and can afford better food than his sugar tomato water.


Also take it that Lauren is our inside person?
 
even with the tax and bill cuts he would still have plenty of money left over to live the exact same as he is now.

I think you're forgetting a little something called his crippling gambling addiction, that's a bottomless bill bro. He needs that money, he really does.
 
I think you're forgetting a little something called his crippling gambling addiction, that's a bottomless bill bro. He needs that money, he really does.

Was speaking in theory. Phil is no normally adjusted person. Those sweaty man jpgs wont roll themselves according to Phil.
 
Was speaking in theory. Phil is no normally adjusted person. Those sweaty man jpgs wont roll themselves according to Phil.
Even without a gacha addiction, Phil is so shit with money that he is highly unlikely to ever get ahead and legit try to stay there. He lived on credit cards to play in fighting game tournaments back in the 2000s, and then when he filed for bankruptcy we found out he had a dozen credit cards he owed money on. So he learned nothing from his previous experience with that shit, even though he's on camera talking about how dumb it was. Phil is so powerless against his impulses that no amount of awareness is enough, and clearly, this does not just apply to the allure of mobile games, which he has also demonstrated awareness of being a bad idea.

Obviously this doesn't take away from how fucking greasy his grifting is, in fact it makes it worse because him being broke isn't a product of his income, it's a product of his lack of discipline. He has the audacity to try making his paying fans responsible for his situation when HE is the one who needs to learn responsibility. Fuck a mobile gaming addiction, he sucks as a person without it, and would still have a lot of growing to do without it. In fact his Champions spending is masking whatever waste he would otherwise be engaging in. Delete that addiction from existence and it just makes his collection of worthless crap grow proportionally larger. Guaranteed.
 
Wouldn't quitting DOS2 and that shit visual novel just be shooting himself in the foot, though? People would see that even if they shill extra hard to choose a game they want he'll just throw it away anyway so why pay the pig?
 
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