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Anyone have a rough idea how much he has made from tips and plugging his Patreon since being casted out of Twitch’s program? I recall the couple times he had 1k streams but was just curious if what he’s allocated off so far matches or exceeds his routine haul back in the “good ole days” of Twitch partnership.
 
He still thinks the game he's playing actually has an impact on the money he gets?

Nobody cares about his gameplay. Not the trolls, nor the whales. Only Derich and KingMichael, the actual retards.

People watch this guy for the disaster that is his life, and whales often exist as a sort of pushback to what they perceive as an unfair treatment that Phil has received; likely relating to their own personal experiences with being autistic feebs who resented their ability to fit in.

Keep your head up, fuck the trolls, you don't deserve this Phil! This is what I see attached to almost all the money he gets. Never, "Amazing gameplay, great strategy!" etc.

He only exists because he's a joke.
Agree. Tonight was a banger for a Dangan stream. Him not getting tipped actually saved it.
 
Anyone have a rough idea how much he has made from tips and plugging his Patreon since being casted out of Twitch’s program? I recall the couple times he had 1k streams but was just curious if what he’s allocated off so far matches or exceeds his routine haul back in the “good ole days” of Twitch partnership.
How can he act poor when most of his money is now from tips? All people have to do is add up the amounts each month and then multiply for the year total. Does Phil really think people won't see how much money he is making yearly? 0r is he just counting on his mindless paypiggies to give him money regardless?
 
Please go to my patreon and contribute he says as he threatens to quit Danganronpa a game his viewers voted for. Yeah im sure that low IQ move he did tonight is going to encourage people to go to patreon. This following the Divinity 2 rage which was another viewers choice game. Keep digging that hole piggy.
 
Uh oh, Danganrompa is on the chopping block now, and fucking Divinity 2 while we're at it why the fuck not.
I hope a viewers choice is a patreon reward just so he can wagequit that when khantributions are slow.
I'm surprised he didn't drop it sooner. It's a waifu game and DSP has had a lot of of bad luck while playing it.

Epic begging tonight. He's really shaking in his boots. Keep it coming. It's what he deserves for ruining Nier.
 
He needs to make that cool 100k a year for his sweaty man game he really does.
And with that I'd like to take a moment to remind the fine kiwis that there are people who spend a decade and change getting a masters and going to grad school or law school or med school that don't make $100k a year and have six figures worth of debt. Society gotta love it. It's like that line from the Simpsons that Bart says to Krusty when he fakes his death about how he's an illiterate TV clown that has more respect than any teacher or scientist out there today.
 
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I think this might be relevant to Phil. I am starting to think that he is misattributing tips to stupid shit like his vest out of some weird kind of associative behavior. He's too dumb to understand that the people who give him a majority of his money don't actually give a shit about that. Even as he begs more (aside from people genuinely thinking they can "save" him from today's financial emergency) it doesn't seem to actually impact how much ends up getting tipped overall. He ends up associating all of his ridiculous behavior with a significance based on the amount of money with how much people want to see something, but really it's not related.
 
From tonight's stream:
"If this is gonna be how it's gonna be forever, then this is not good. This is a bad sign, okay... please, if you watch playthroughs like this, I need your support now. Like, now is the time, to-to help me out if you can because I might have to - I don't want to leave Twitch and stop doing this the way I'm doing it. I don't want to see significant changes, right? Imagine if things get worse now because I have to fucking leave Twitch, I don't want that."

A few things here.
1. If it's a 'bad sign', how is moving to YT going to fix this? He'll be asking for the same amount of money, does he imagine that will be an untapped audience? And this was said as a plea to his YT audience to contribute - why do they even care if he is not on Twitch?
2. Now is the time? Hasn't it always been 'the time'? And if they help him hit the $200 now, won't they just have to... keep doing that later? He said this is what he needs to keep going, unless he changes something about his cost of living, he is not asking for temporary support like this is an emergency. This is supposed to be his baseline cost of living.
3. I thought variety is the spice of life and Phil is great at adapting, and now he is openly admitting that he is afraid of having to make changes that, it is implied, would somehow net him the money that he is not getting on Twitch?

These begs are even more bizarre word-salad than what we're used to. Threatening to leave Twitch is making less sense as we move away from the banning because I'm not sure how flipping platforms will solve his problems, but if he believes it will... I'm not sure what's stopping him from flipping platforms. He has not improved the Patreon perks, nor got BTTV working, nor figured out NightBot polls and it's been a week. People are going to lose interest in staying on Twitch anyway, the longer he waits on restoring some things. Is he just milking his Twitch whales until the money runs out and then trying to cash in at YT with some kind of big return?
 
This also completely ignores the fact that it was Patron's choice...meaning that he got paid ahead of time. He's just straight-up verbalizing the fact that he expects to double, triple, or quadruple dip on playing video games.
First I laughed at quadruple dipping, but then thought about it and wow he really was quadruple dipping on playthroughs for awhile there. Meet the sub goal for the event, be a patron to vote for the game, subs/cheers/tips during the playthrough, and then chop it up and toss it onto Youtube with 10 ads per video.
 
DOS2 and Danganronpa are both on the chopping block despite already being paid for (sub goals). Dark laid the ground work for his eventual wage quit when he said something along the lines of: "my financial situation blah blah the partnership is now gone blah blah I can't afford to have slow streams right now and people are not showing up and supporting these games like they do for other titles!" I'd be amazed if he finished both of these games. He fucking hates DOS2 and it's super fucking long (at the pace he is playing) while Danganronpa is so snooze inducing it barely draws any support. I fully expect one or both of these will eventually be dropped under the guise of some financial emergency with the 'promise' that they will come back at a later date (they won't) if he can just get over this next hump.
 
He's legit fucking himself so hard because he's being desperate enough to guilt and plea for his Twitch fans to just fork over $400 dollars daily (this is insane) but he's doing NOTHING to improve it otherwise. What a parasite.

I really think he's out of ideas, and is putting the workload on his viewers daily, while he sits on his ass all day taking credit. Sound familiar? Dude hasn't used that noggin' to beat a videogame so I cant see him figure himself out here. Dude is almost done if he thinks he can keep this up without actually giving back to his audience that doesn't just involve a "shout-out".
 
I love how we've already shifted in the last week or so from "I need to hit the tips goal or else I'll be forced to go to Youtube" to holding games hostage like usual. He really is too stubborn and cucked to ever leave Twitch
 
A few things here.
1. If it's a 'bad sign', how is moving to YT going to fix this? He'll be asking for the same amount of money, does he imagine that will be an untapped audience? And this was said as a plea to his YT audience to contribute - why do they even care if he is not on Twitch?
The scummy part was, that he purposely ommited that he would be streaming on YT if he "had to leave Twitch".
Now all 5 of his YT only viewers will think that he would have to stop streaming for good if the tips goal isn't met.

On another note, it baffles me how Business degree Burnelli expects to hit the same amount for the night streams as for the day streams.
There is no profession on earth where someone makes the same for 2 hours of work as for 4/5.

Also: Why the fuck did he start playing MLB in the first place? Now he has to juggle 4 "slow paced" games per week plus his weekly session of Boomer Fighter so even if he doesn't wagequit, he will make zero progress in these games.
Friendly reminder: He originally even wanted to put Reeeeturnal on the night streams, so he would have 6 different games for his "chill stream slots" :story:
 
I love how we've already shifted in the last week or so from "I need to hit the tips goal or else I'll be forced to go to Youtube" to holding games hostage like usual. He really is too stubborn and cucked to ever leave Twitch
Phil is so goddamn predictable. Everyone knows his "I might have to leave Twitch" is just another version of "I might lose the house".
 
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