🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Panda788 said:
I've literally seen more likeable serial killers than whatever the fuck creature Russ is supposed to be.
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Serial killers usually are charming to lure in their victims. Russ is so repulsive, the only way he's gonna be able to hurt someone is if he get a rifle and snipes from a distance.
 
theshep said:
This was the video he sent to "Allison", Katy Perry's "assistant".

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There really needs to be a trigger warning for any video where his gaping maw is front and center. Seriously, how fucking dense do you have to be, to believe that one of the most successful pop artists of the recent decade would give two shits about some retarded mouth breather from Utah?

Also, is it just me, or does he look more ghoulish than normal in this vid?

Burd Turglar said:
When people call the suicide hotline, they should just tell them to watch this video. Boom, instantly realize that hey....maybe my life aint so bad after all.
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On a hilarious note, I had someone read the OP to this thread. After doing so, he said exactly that.
 
Spasticus Autisticus said:
He probably tried to rent one of the places they are listing east of downtown for <$800/mo. The interiors look fine for the money but the exteriors look dumpy and the neighborhood looks sketchy as hell.
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Oh fuck, isn't that the area colloquially called "naked city" by the locals because of how awful and dangerous it is? lol I hope he finds an owner there willing to rent to him. That'd be grand. Oh to be a fly on one of those walls...
 
Clovis said:
Can't find the point in the thread right now but there was also a reddit account, purported to be Russ, where he claims to be bi. The poster was complaining about gay guys discriminating against his disability on hook up apps.
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Here it is:
Anita360NoTrope said:
The reddit account (archive) has made three threads;
r/grindr - Pet peeve: He has no pics, yet wants to see my “sexy pics”. Mind you, I have three regular pics on my profile. 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😆 (archive)
r/grindr - dating with a disability (archive)
r/advice - publicist problems (archive)
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I'm fairly convinced it's not actually him. His handjob review and publicist drama were both fresh topics of discussion when the posts were made, yet lesser-known telltales like his habitual misspelling of "moebious" are absent. The selfie was also found to be previously posted.

Wouldn't be surprised if he does use grindr, though more for validation whenever some dude offers him a safari ride.
 
moocow said:
Oh fuck, isn't that the area colloquially called "naked city" by the locals because of how awful and dangerous it is? lol I hope he finds an owner there willing to rent to him. That'd be grand. Oh to be a fly on one of those walls...
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Looks like Naked City is the area around the Stratosphere, which is close, but not the same area. The apartment he's following on Instagram, Twain Estates, looks a little better than those places, but not by much. Definitely not an upgrade over his current spot in West Jordan. Looking at the reviews, the maintenance is poor and crime is an issue. But for $750/mo I guess that goes with the territory.

I still can't get over the idea that Russ is moving because he thinks he's a "big fish in a small pond". Like, he seriously believes he's outgrown SLC. Does he think mashing some basic chords on a cheap keyboard is going to get him a residency at the Bellagio or something?
 
theshep said:
This was the video he sent to "Allison", Katy Perry's "assistant".

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He reminds me of Brainy from Hey Arnold, the stalking and mouth breathing is down to a T.

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theshep said:
This was the video he sent to "Allison", Katy Perry's "assistant".

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I've seen it before, but here I am reminded of grussels' tears and snot over his family "pushing" (aka probably trying to get him to cut the crap). You'd think the meeting was life or death for him. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.
SojuDrnkr said:
I give Russ 3 weeks before he gets stabbed by a hooker or gang member.
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I'd say he'd might get his kidney stolen from a dodgy hooker but I don't think they'd want his
 
redcent said:
I've seen it before, but here I am reminded of grussels' tears and snot over his family "pushing" (aka probably trying to get him to cut the crap). You'd think the meeting was life or death for him. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.
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Exactly, we can tell from how he says it that his family is clearly trying to talk him down from his insanity but his ego is so massive that he won't listen. Anyone that stands in the way of his ridiculous fantasies is an enemy. He treats his own family as nothing more than a nuisance. And for Russ, I imagine the meeting felt like life and death. For most of his adult life, Russell has been trying to bang famous women to get himself into the entertainment industry. It's been what most of his entire life has been about besides going to brothels and eating junk food. After years and years of failure he thought he was finally in, only to be denied. He must have been devastated. If he wasn't such a bad person I would pity him.
 
If someone narcs to to courts Russ is planning to leave will they/can they step in?
Or is it not really worth their effort for the scale of the crime he committed which borders on a misdemeanor at best?
Not saying anyone should narc, honestly I hope he moves just because an epic Vegas meltdown would be hilarious.
But Russ getting his peepee slapped in court for violating terms of his probation would be funny too.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Maybe that's what Russ is hoping for considering that Hoff isn't around anymore. Although I think they'd still have his name on file.
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If he fucks around in Vegas where it's illegal, there are actual pimps there. They don't fuck around and he's catching a beating.
Spasticus Autisticus said:
Looks like Naked City is the area around the Stratosphere, which is close, but not the same area. The apartment he's following on Instagram, Twain Estates, looks a little better than those places, but not by much. Definitely not an upgrade over his current spot in West Jordan.
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Salt Lake City is practically paradise by comparison with even the "nice" parts of Vegas, and as suspected, he's in one of the super sketchy parts. It's just a matter of time before a mugging, ass kicking, stabbing, or some other horrible thing to happen to him. He has "pussy" written all over his face and is going to stand out like a sore thumb.
 
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AnOminous said:
If he fucks around in Vegas where it's illegal, there are actual pimps there. They don't fuck around and he's catching a beating.

Salt Lake City is practically paradise by comparison with even the "nice" parts of Vegas, and as suspected, he's in one of the super sketchy parts. It's just a matter of time before a mugging, ass kicking, stabbing, or some other horrible thing to happen to him. He has "pussy" written all over his face and is going to stand out like a sore thumb.
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I think it would be hilarious if a hooker robbed him, and he tried to complain to the pimp. Or even better, if he tried to report it to the police. I think he knows on some level prostitution is illegal in Vegas, but he thinks the rules don't apply to him so he might think he gets an exception. Of course, I'm not entirely convinced he's moved. I think he might be trying to throw us off.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Of course, I'm not entirely convinced he's moved. I think he might be trying to throw us off.
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Or he's just reached a point where he's fantasising into the void. He does tend to run his soc media media posts as a kind of wish fulfillment fanfiction - like when he announces he's "in a relationship with a model", or about to drop the hit song of the summer etc etc.
 
AnOminous said:
If he fucks around in Vegas where it's illegal, there are actual pimps there. They don't fuck around and he's catching a beating.
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And with his face, it won’t be hard for them to track him down.
 
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