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SwattedKat said:
I've been reading this thread since before the book was released and have kept an eye on it ever since but sometimes it goes crazy fast. Can anybody just give a quick explanation behind "magical star buddy"? It doesn't show up like the other beloved Russell memes in this thread nearly every page or three.
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It's from a Chinese article about Russ' stalking habits. When run through Google Translate, it translates a line that should probably be "Star-chasing man" into "Magical Star Buddy".
 
TractorGirl said:
Could you imagine an alternate universe where Rusty gets the fame and fortune he wants? He’d make Harvey Weinstein look like a choir boy. He chimps out now if rejected, I’d hate to see him with some power.
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He'd never get there (maybe for like, five minutes). That fame requires butternut to work. Not put in "effort" but WORK. And he already thinks people harass him and that he has stalkers. He'd be too maladjusted for interpersonal relationships (work rapports for example), that he'd be out on his ass before he could shit out another disrespectful "Meatballs-esque" Holocaust screenplay.
 
Cuck Shack said:
What's up with Russ's homosexual behavior? Jerking off dudes, getting fucked in the ass, calling other men studs, etc. Some latent gayness or indiscriminate tard hypersexuality?
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Ratmouth himself has claimed he's bi. But as a lot of people think he's more the opportunistic kind of guy that if he wants somebody to suck him his penis and it's not a woman, he'll let a guy do it. Granted I don't think he'd be able to suck another dude's dick you know with his inability to close his mouth.

As for anything else like fucking another guy or taking it up the ass, well we don't know. There's no evidence of it and Slurpy has never said so.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Ratmouth himself has claimed he's bi. But as a lot of people think he's more the opportunistic kind of guy that if he wants somebody to suck him his penis and it's not a woman, he'll let a guy do it. Granted I don't think he'd be able to suck another dude's dick you know with his inability to close his mouth.

As for anything else like fucking another guy or taking it up the ass, well we don't know. There's no evidence of it and Slurpy has never said so.
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I think he'll do anything to get him to his goal of fucking attractive women including fuck other guys if it gets him a ride or money or whatever. He thinks fucking attractive women is the be all end all of existence so he'll do just about anything to get to that goal.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I think he'll do anything to get him to his goal of fucking attractive women including fuck other guys if it gets him a ride or money or whatever. He thinks fucking attractive women is the be all end all of existence so he'll do just about anything to get to that goal.
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"Look at me! I used to give handies for free rides, but now I'm a famous songwriter and Taylor swift is my maid! Take that, haters- I conquered my disability!"
 
DrJonesHat said:
I think he'll do anything to get him to his goal of fucking attractive women including fuck other guys if it gets him a ride or money or whatever. He thinks fucking attractive women is the be all end all of existence so he'll do just about anything to get to that goal.
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This is definitely it. Russell sees everything as transactional, so the idea of trading a handy for a ride to the brothel is nothing for Russ, since he's going to woo his hooker and she's going to fall in love with him and give him sex every day forever. It's a trade he's willing to make. I've also noticed Russ doesn't seem to have any sense of shame, such as how he sends 100 letters to Taylor Swift's house or demands she go on a date with him. He doesn't understand that other people won't be impressed by that, and that he isn't cool for doing it, he's completely shameless.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Ratmouth himself has claimed he's bi. But as a lot of people think he's more the opportunistic kind of guy that if he wants somebody to suck him his penis and it's not a woman, he'll let a guy do it. Granted I don't think he'd be able to suck another dude's dick you know with his inability to close his mouth.

As for anything else like fucking another guy or taking it up the ass, well we don't know. There's no evidence of it and Slurpy has never said so.
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Have we dismissed that conversation he had with that ween woman which I will agree may be fake (or may not be) where he pity rants about being taken advantage of by some gay dude.


Which I am not saying happened, but Russ doing sexual favors for the possibility of "breaking into the biz" and getting extorted is definitely something he would do because he views sex as something tangible to be bought and sold like its pogs on a schoolground.

And because he is a massive idiot who posted naked selfies because Katy Perry's "agent" wanted him to, didn't question it, did it immediately.
 
Rustled Jimmies said:
Have we dismissed that conversation he had with that ween woman which I will agree may be fake (or may not be) where he pity rants about being taken advantage of by some gay dude.


Which I am not saying happened, but Russ doing sexual favors for the possibility of "breaking into the biz" and getting extorted is definitely something he would do because he views sex as something tangible to be bought and sold like its pogs on a schoolground.

And because he is a massive idiot who posted naked selfies because Katy Perry's "agent" wanted him to, didn't question it, did it immediately.
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Who knows for sure. Half the time I don't think he says what's actually going on and he's just making noise for the sake of it.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Who knows for sure. Half the time I don't think he says what's actually going on and he's just making noise for the sake of it.
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I can see him getting tricked into fucking a guy because he thinks it will get him into the "biz." I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been swindled out of cash because someone told him for a fee they could introduce him to Taylor or something similar. I know he paid a publicist to get his musical abortion to Taylor Swift and it didn't happen, but I don't think the guy was trying to cheat him.
 
Rustled Jimmies said:
Have we dismissed that conversation he had with that ween woman which I will agree may be fake (or may not be) where he pity rants about being taken advantage of by some gay dude.


Which I am not saying happened, but Russ doing sexual favors for the possibility of "breaking into the biz" and getting extorted is definitely something he would do because he views sex as something tangible to be bought and sold like its pogs on a schoolground.

And because he is a massive idiot who posted naked selfies because Katy Perry's "agent" wanted him to, didn't question it, did it immediately.
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Wait, what?
He posted naked selfies?
I am still fairly new to Russell, can you elaborate?
 
Cheesegirl78 said:
Wait, what?
He posted naked selfies?
I am still fairly new to Russell, can you elaborate?
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There was a time when a kiwi named xyrichard or something messaged Russ pretending to be Katy Perry's agent, saying Russ had won a chance to meet Katy Perry. Russ fell for it because he's a moron. It was an interesting exchange of messages that really showed off what a narcissistic, shallow, guilt-tripping asshole Russ is. He was told that he and another fan, who was in a wheelchair, would be meeting Katy, and Russ asked if the other fan could be excluded so he could have Katy all to himself. It's clear from the messages exchanged that Russ thought he was going to get to have sex with Katy.

He was also told by the we/en that Katy wanted to see sexy pictures of Russ, so he took two pictures of himself naked with a sign covering his genitals that said "say yes, Katy!" or something similar. That was one of the most telling parts of this entire thread, because it shows how deep Russell's ego runs. He was told by a random stranger online that one of the most famous women in the world wanted to see him naked and he didn't even hesitate to believe it. He was barely even surprised. He honestly thinks he's good looking enough to bang some of the most famous women on earth. Male models would be surprised if someone as famous as Katy Perry was into them, but Russell is so convinced he's a studly 9/10 guy and so desperate to bang a celebrity that he wasn't even shocked to hear it.

Eventually, xyrichard told Russ that Katy had changed her mind and Russell wasn't allowed to meet her, and Russ lost his mind and sent a video of himself begging Alison to change her mind. Russell has posted after the fact that he still believes he really was talking to Katy Perry's assistant when he never really was.
 
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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
Eventually, xyrichard told Russ that Katy had changed her mind and Russell wasn't allowed to meet her, and Russ lost his mind and sent a video of himself begging Alison to change her mind. Russell has posted after the fact that he still believes he really was talking to Katy Perry's assistant when he never really was.
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The video Russ made is very telling. It shows what he thinks of his family, and how massive his sense of entitlement is.
 
Rustled Jimmies said:
Have we dismissed that conversation he had with that ween woman which I will agree may be fake (or may not be) where he pity rants about being taken advantage of by some gay dude.


Which I am not saying happened, but Russ doing sexual favors for the possibility of "breaking into the biz" and getting extorted is definitely something he would do because he views sex as something tangible to be bought and sold like its pogs on a schoolground.

And because he is a massive idiot who posted naked selfies because Katy Perry's "agent" wanted him to, didn't question it, did it immediately.
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I guess I'm in the minority, as I'm 99.9% sure that the conversation was real. There was even a new selfie of Russ sent in the messages that is nowhere else to be found. All the details add up, especially Russ' friend who fucked him who is also a "local democrat chair". We found him following the guy on Instagram.

The reason the dude posting them didn't provide evidence isn't because they were fake, but because he didn't want to get in trouble for poop-touching.
 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
There was a time when a kiwi named xyrichard or something messaged Russ pretending to be Katy Perry's agent, saying Russ had won a chance to meet Katy Perry. Russ fell for it because he's a moron. It was an interesting exchange of messages that really showed off what a narcissistic, shallow, guilt-tripping asshole Russ is. He was told that he and another fan, who was in a wheelchair, would be meeting Katy, and Russ asked if the other fan could be excluded so he could have Katy all to himself. It's clear from the messages exchanged that Russ thought he was going to get to have sex with Katy.

He was also told by the we/en that Katy wanted to see sexy pictures of Russ, so he took two pictures of himself naked with a sign covering his genitals that said "say yes, Katy!" or something similar. That was one of the most telling parts of this entire thread, because it shows how deep Russell's ego runs. He was told by a random stranger online that one of the most famous women in the world wanted to see him naked and he didn't even hesitate to believe it. He was barely even surprised. He honestly thinks he's good looking enough to bang some of the most famous women on earth. Male models would be surprised if someone as famous as Katy Perry was into them, but Russell is so convinced he's a studly 9/10 guy and so desperate to bang a celebrity that he wasn't even shocked to hear it.

Eventually, xyrichard told Russ that Katy had changed her mind and Russell wasn't allowed to meet her, and Russ lost his mind and sent a video of himself begging Alison to change her mind. Russell has posted after the fact that he still believes he really was talking to Katy Perry's assistant when he never really was.
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Oh. Ewwwww...
What a fucking moron this guy is.
I mean, I've figured out he is a moron, but this is just the shit icing on the crap cake.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I think he'll do anything to get him to his goal of fucking attractive women including fuck other guys if it gets him a ride or money or whatever. He thinks fucking attractive women is the be all end all of existence so he'll do just about anything to get to that goal.
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This can only end in 41%
 
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