🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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All becomes gunt said:
The only way they can sag this much in that tender age is if she is tying rope around em. Seems like a bondage enthusiast. Except if someone else has another theory/explanation ?
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I mean if your understanding of female anatomy is limited to porn that works.

There are actually many things that can lead to that degree of deformation of the breast. It could be a genetic predisposition like tuberous breasts (basically they form improperly in puberty and develop asymmetrically into more of a tube shape versus a sphere), but she could have experienced a cycle of rapid weight loss and/or gain and that can do it as well. Lots of things can cause a woman's breasts to get wonky looking. I've seen worse.

All becomes gunt said:
I don't know i've never seen saggging from 18. It's just extremely rare and she aint from fucking Mogadishu
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Tuberous/tubular breasts aren't rare either, they're one of the leading reasons women get corrective surgery.
 
gran_autismo said:
I mean if your understanding of female anatomy is limited to porn that works.

There are actually many things that can lead to that degree of deformation of the breast. It could be a genetic predisposition like tuberous breasts (basically they form improperly in puberty and develop asymmetrically into more of a tube shape versus a sphere), but she could have experienced a cycle of rapid weight loss and/or gain and that can do it as well. Lots of things can cause a woman's breasts to get wonky looking. I've seen worse.

Tuberous/tubular breasts aren't rare either, they're one of the leading reasons women get corrective surgery.
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I am not that much of an expert that's why i asked. Thanks a lot.
 
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Or doing lots of running/sports without a sports bra, or just bad genetics or both.
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According to Faith herself it's genetics:
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Her saggers give her back spasms on top of all the other health problems she claims to have:
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I have no doubt Ralph would win a fight with Gator, simply owing to the fact Ralph has been in prison and Gator is a fat lump.
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Speaking of which, I've been away for a few days. Have PPP and Godwinson attempted to contact anyone Ralph was in jail with yet?
 
Mr. Manchester said:
GAYTOR NOW THEYRE TALKON BOUT HOW MY GORL HAS GIANT TIDDIES ITS SO HARD TO BE ME HONK HONK!
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I don't know if Ralph really reads this thread but get your girl to a proper bra shop, stat. They'll get her measurements done and help her find a bra that'll be way better.
 
MediocreMilt said:
Speaking of which, I've been away for a few days. Have PPP and Godwinson attempted to contact anyone Ralph was in jail with yet?
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*beat drop and dancing stops*
IT CONTINUES... IT CONTINUES LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN. Today is going to be a very special day because we managed to find out a person with a very troubling and violent past that was involved with the Gunt. Now mister Bubba tell us, how was your life with Ethan Ralph as your cellmate...
 
Squire of Gothos said:
According to Faith herself it's genetics:


Her saggers give her back spasms on top of all the other health problems she claims to have:
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I doubt most of this is true. She's a classic case of attention/victimization/hypocondria that is super gay and affects many women her age (and older tbh).

Great catch either way. Gunt.
 
gran_autismo said:
I don't know if Ralph really reads this thread but get your girl to a proper bra shop, stat. They'll get her measurements done and help her find a bra that'll be way better.
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Im positive my man Ralph drops in from time to time. I think the 'leaks' of the 'flagging' to dlive is pretty good circumstantial evidence.

Love you Ralph, keep being weird.
 
Gilbert Grape said:
I doubt most of this is true. She's a classic case of attention/victimization/hypocondria that is super gay and affects many women her age (and older tbh).

Great catch either way. Gunt.
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The saddest part in all this is Ralph is probably learning more about his high school bride reading this thread than she's told him about... what a disaster!!

Also speaking of Faith, I didn't see her in the stream Ralph did earlier... did he leave her at home with his mother? I wonder what she does all day when he isn't around... probably playing with her black Sims family:
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PonPonPataPon said:
I know that this idea doesn't fit with every person in question and may even fit more with Dick Masterson rather than Ralph, but what are the chances that some of the people that are seemingly unreasonably defensive about Ralph are in some weird co-dependent junkie relationship with each other?

I've seen some posts of that Shaycarl looking dude from the Karen Farms rap video where he appears to be a real connoisseur of opiates and DigiBro himself is obviously a reprobate. Faith herself did/does drugs and has dated a meth dealer, and the Ralphamale's own drug-induced antics are well documented.

I'm thinking some of them were lured into this circle and feel some sort of fierce "loyalty" (a word Ralph likes to use a lot when talking about the colleagues on his Z-list internet show) to each other because they feel like they rely on their "higher-ups" to procure drugs for them regularly.

But hey, that's just a theory.

A gunt theory.
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This is interesting. We know Ralph uses Tor because he had a guest on talking about different operating systems and which were best for privacy, and Ralph mentioned Tails as an example without prompting. Tails is a Tor-only os designed for journalists/spooks in hostile countries because it doesn't store data on disk, the only way a retard like Ralph would know about it is if he was buying drugs off the dark net markets as Tails is the recommended os in many guides. The thing is that it is pretty much only drug buying that Tails is recommended for outside of its legit use, dealers, pedos and terrorists are recommended something more hardcore like Whonix on Qubes.

Could it be that the retards Ethan has under his gunt are under there becuase they are too retarded/scared to know how to source drugs on DNM? Dax seems like the massively arrogant gen-x type that will refuse to figure out Tor because having to learn something new would bruise his ego. Gator is obviously too nerdy to order drugs straight to his mom's house. Warski is way too retarded to procure btc. But the drunken redneck coal chaser fresh out of prison would have no such qualms. I mean, most likely it is CP and not drugs and Ralph is just too lazy to use anything better than Tails, but who really knows at this stage.
 
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