Masturbation Thread - The holy act of sinning

[wateryketchup]

usually i just go to the deviantart thread for fap material

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Lets make this thread more interesting. Post what you most recently jerked off to (video, pictures, IRL thing, etc).

Spoiler

https://nhentai.net/g/235030/

 

[Zaragoza]

this thread is going to be gross.

[SQUIRTS]

 

[Carlos Thin]

I actually haven't committed the sin of onanism in about two weeks. It has not been self imposed, I just haven't had the time or opportunity to do it. Do I feel more wholesome, stronger, and focused in my everyday life? No, I feel slightly worse. Will I crack any day now? I do not know...

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

I actually participated in 'no-fap November" last year. I went for a month and a half without it. I found that I was just angrier more often.

Now I try to keep it to once every other day, although I do tend to cheat.

Also:
Standard right hand.

I have a Fleshlight, but that thing takes too much time to clean.

Didn't you mention in another thread that you were married

 

[bothiggedyhog]

I find masturbation less and less appealing by the day. by a certain stage you lose interest in vanilla (fairly early for us degenerates) and sink into more and more gross shit.
I have some real fucked subconscious blocks around sex in general and it comes out in my dreams and when i'm on hallucinogenic drugs, feel like I was molested as a kid or some shit

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Didn't you mention in another thread that you were married

Yeah, but we work opposite schedules.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Song for the people who said no.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qNeMm9icp4Y

Anal Cunt is one of the best grindcore bands of all time. They actually released an entire fucking ALBUM of sappy shit like this just to troll their own fanbase. Greatness.

Now, masturbation update 2020:

Bought a prostate massager from China. They owe me one since I can't go out and get any thanks to THE COOF they spread with their lust for bat soup, and being single again, fapping is the only option left but vanilla jerking off is now distinctly boring.

10 different speeds and vibration modes, made of medical grade silicone, USB chargeable and remote control to boot.

When angled properly so that it DOES hit the prostate, it's a fuckin' game changer. Orgasm is...distinctly different. Often stronger but residual sensations sometimes drown out the pure note of the O. Still well worth it, makes masturbation interesting again.

DealExtreme really is great for stuff like this. I would have paid triple or more in a local sex shop for the exact same product.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well this site has officially lost all shame so... Literally me after a session of pud play
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Then i listen to this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BqbkekpNefE

Those pre-Code Betty Boop cartoons were some of the best shit out there. I love the one with Cab Calloway rotoscoped as a demon walrus singing 'Minnie the Moocher' to Betty and Bimbo.

*edit: sorry to disappoint. I'm just so jaded by now very little shocks me. Here ya go, fam!*

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Someone told me that when people discovered George Floyd had a Pornhub account, they started leaving comments saying they masturbated to it and "bust a nut for floyd".

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Well this site has officially lost all shame so... Literally me after a session of pud play
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Then i listen to this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BqbkekpNefE

 

[Ozma (ZeTrannyJanny)]

I have 8 different dildos in my drawer. Guess how many I use everyday.

Approximately 13

 

[Y2K Baby]

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That's me.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

When I was 14 and 40% boner I decided to go a month with no jerking and turned me into 140% boner. Say no to no masturbation.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

The best is not masturbating for a month, and then wanking it. It's best wank ever and you cum ropes and ropes.

 

[queerape]

The best is not masturbating for a month, and then wanking it. It's best wank ever and you cum ropes and ropes.

It’s even better when you save up and fuck after, I can’t say from experience but from what I’ve heard from my partners. Edging yourself a few days before your gf/bf comes over is apparently dope.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You're all freaks and should be deeply ashamed of yourselves.

 

[Michellandin']

After abstaining from masturbation and porn for some time, I'm starting to believe every anti masturbation Christian religious fanatic was 100% correct, almost to the letter. And I think, perhaps most damningly, most of the people here who masturbate know this.

 

[Niggaplease]

like once a week or every other week but that's only because most of the time I end up using my shibari halo it's just that addictively good and I have orgasms multiple times fairly on that shit, but it's powerful to a fault so I don't feel the need to use it much.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]