🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

  • tonka

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • ur mom?

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  • Dear Leader

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Aqua Panda said:
"The shroud of PPP has fallen. Begun the Simp Wars have..."

On a serious note, do we know how Nick found out about all this and brought him on the show? Was it the killstream, random luck, or something else?
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He knew about the simp texts because he had been joking about them on stream earlier this week, chat (20 Discord Trannies) were screaming "GET PPP ON" and Nick brought him on without knowing anything about him obviously not expecting the ensuing tism storm. I am just disappointed in Nicks inability to wrangle PPP and Dick who were both screaming constantly BECUZ YELLING = LOLZ!1!!1!11
 
Dang Woodchucks! said:
All I got from this thread is you can get hit with the ugly shovel a couple times, but as long as you know how to fuck and have a reasonably high Charisma score, you can have threesomes with smoking hot bikini models.

Dick's only mistake was paying attention to all the other faggots and not replying "cant hear you over fucking 9/10's", "I don't care, fuck off" and "you mad yet?" to everything.
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he tried that and it backfired honestly
 
Through all of this, nobody has asked the real question:

What does Randbot2020 think of all this, and why are the J.ews to blame?
 
Piranha Pleb said:
He knew about the simp texts because he had been joking about them on stream earlier this week, chat (20 Discord Trannies) were screaming "GET PPP ON" and Nick brought him on without knowing anything about him obviously not expecting the ensuing tism storm. I am just disappointed in Nicks inability to wrangle PPP and Dick who were both screaming constantly BECUZ YELLING = LOLZ!1!!1!11
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Nah, PPP was doing that specifically because it's Dick's act. Shockingly, Dick reacted poorly when confronted with an abrasive asshole
 
Ummmmm.....

For drama, this is pretty gay. I feel for Null in this scenario. He's an unwilling participant into what is an overall autistic fuckfest.
 
TadGhostal22 said:
Dick didn't burn the business relationship. In fact he was trying to monetize it long before the break up happened. Dick himself said that Maddox could have had everything he does if he listened to him about the business aspects of it.
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You're completely missing the point. Maddox was never going to do what Dick said, because Maddox is a lunatic narcissistic cuck. No one should ever do buissness with Maddox. That Dick was hanging around him and knew him personally and still decided "Yeah, this guy's prefect to be my co-host!" speaks a lot about Dick's business sense, and it says nothing good.
 
I'll be honest, this isn't really the kind of drama I get excited for but that fire gif is dope af. Nice touch Dear Leader.
 
Who is the Third Man? Toad McKinley? Coach Redpill? Sargon of Akkad? Vee? Kraut? I'm so excited for the reveal!
 
instythot said:
This isn't so much drama as an obvious troll that struck unexpected gold
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This is a poorly planned out troll that somehow hit the thermal exhaust port on the fucking Death Star. It's why I am having so much fun with it. The people involved in the troll weren't even really being serious, they were just fucking with Dick because it was funny.
 
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