🗑️ Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

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Who is the third man?

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  • Mister Metokur

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  • ur mom?

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I hardly understand what's going on with the drama that happened last night, but I'd like to make a funny point about something I thought;

Dick for some reason, thought it relevant and meaningful to bring up that he was HOMECOMING KING in his slapfight. With the perspective of a worldview where your High School related accomplishments are what you have to brag about to prove yourself better than someone else, I'd like to inform you who's got Dick beat:
The Valedictorian, the King of Hate, the 500K IRS Scam, DarkSydePhil.

It's just a really funny thought, at least to me, that perhaps DSP is a better or more accomplished person than Dick, through the perspective of Dick.
 
BarberFerdinand said:
So, the big deal is:

-Dick chatted some chick up.
-Nobody cared.
-Drama crowd tried to latch on.
-Clumsy response on Dick's part
-?????????
-PROFIT

I don't get what the big deal is.
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Its truly fucking autistic, but all this trollshielding is creating a Streisand Effect, and its even more autistic. Damage controlling for Dick's spergery is why this is even an issue, and its dumb as fuck. Everyone took shots at Andy for Purple Dragons "stay back, we'll defend ourselves" screaming like a woman, Ralph for his Pillstream adventures and the spergy shit he constantly does, and Metokur for double dutching on "hipster welfare", Dick should take his like a man and move on.

If you're roll with E-Celebs, expect weapons grade autism, because that's what it attracts like flies on shit.
 
I caught some of the rackets stream and it was the most annoying god damn thing I've ever seen. The one faggot would not shut the fuck up.

I think above anything people who can't stop fucking talking are the thing I hate the most. I don't care about the details or whats going on, motherfucker needs to be gassed.
 
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BarberFerdinand said:
The fires rise...
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they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
 
Who knew the anti-feminist was a cuck all along?

The #killstream died before it even got its wings, sad
 
PPP really Eichenwald'd in Nick's stream. How old is he so he acts that way? 20 with actual autism? Does he have a tard wrangler?
 
Freedom Fries said:
This whole thing is an internet story about hubris. A big reason trolls are going after Ralph and anyone is his sphere like Dick who couldn't help but paint himself as a prime target is the blatantly hypocritical cliquish behavior that set the cyclical off on the Skeptics and IBS crowd to begin with.


He was dating 80s girl throughout and still is. He was trying for a poly relationship but it seems as though neither girl really wanted that, particularly not Jamie or whatever that bimbo's name is. She wrote an article on medium (which was taken down) that had a lot of juicy and more or less believable on the broad strokes details.

The full text leaks themselves are here




Look up PPP's butthole pics. They're truly impressive in their bright pinkness.


So Dick actually is Simping?
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No, it's how you fuck girls.
 
I always found the IMC got a pupper flash banged so he's a shitbag funny coming from Nick and the others who deal with the O.G. swatter Zoom as if he's a normal shitposter.
 
Lammy said:
Dick for some reason, thought it relevant and meaningful to bring up that he was HOMECOMING KING in his slapfight. With the perspective of a worldview where your High School related accomplishments are what you have to brag about to prove yourself better than someone else, I'd like to inform you who's got Dick beat:
The Valedictorian, the King of Hate, the 500K IRS Scam, DarkSydePhil.

It's just a really funny thought, at least to me, that perhaps DSP is a better or more accomplished person than Dick, through the perspective of Dick.
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Has Dick ever won a tournament of a shitty port of Street Fighter 2 Turbo? Check and mate.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
Dick is still with 80s girl. I believe this Jamie was the one they had a "throuple" with and who leaked some of her chats once things inevitably soured, which you can find in the Dick thread. Dick has omitted at lot of details about his personal life while describing his relationship with Maddox and others.



Well I mean he chose to created a podcast and do buisness with Maddox, but okay.
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Dick didn't burn the business relationship. In fact he was trying to monetize it long before the break up happened. Dick himself said that Maddox could have had everything he does if he listened to him about the business aspects of it.
 
An autistic illuminati of PPP, Godwin, and Podawful create some gay drama. That involves Dick and boring so called simp texts.

This whole simp shit is getting boring if icucks didn't happen nobody would even talk about simps anymore. It was almost dead and gone.

Then add in people making profit by way of Newproject2 like who cares how they make money. The only troll shielding was maybe by the Gunt. Nick, Metokur, and Null being on the site to make money doesn't really mean they are complicit in anything.
Still I'll watch the Rackets stream and the kill stream with Dick and Metokur.

Also just bringing in Zoom is a dumb idea. I don't trust anything that fag says. Unless someone confirms he did the backend I'll say he's lying like usual.

Overall whole thing is overblown, but I'll get some laughs out of Drexel being witness to some spergery.
 
I don't know why y'all are so desperate to make me care for this, up to and including a little autistic fire gif to draw attention to it. The fact of the matter is I don't and don't even know half of these people.
 
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