The most embarrassing thing about Dick I've seen in this thread is the state of his yard and driveway. You'd think that a Mexican would do a better job, but it being Commiefornia with water restrictions, I'm not all that surprised.
Everything about this feels a little forced for what it is, but I suppose a lot of people might be desperate for any kind of entertainment right now considering the state of the world and Lolcows in general. But this all comes off as a molehills into mountains kind of situation. I might find it more entertaining if I wasn't wishing for a bullet to the head every moment I hear PPP talk about anything, but that's just personal preference. Can't stand his voice.
But the machine wants what it wants, and apparently it wants Bloodsports again. Because that always ends well for everyone involved. Maybe it's a little telling that Queen of Pole trying to insert himself in this shit garnered a sizable reaction from people otherwise invested in this new spergfest. Maybe what people really want is something to poke a stick with because lockdowns and quarantines aren't the most healthy things for the mind, and Dick's cringe-tier pickup lines were just an easy target. I dunno.
What I do know is that if you want something to continue to be entertaining, you don't continuously poke at it, and you don't try to get uninterested/uninvolved parties to join in, because more often than not it drives people away and makes people who you used to laugh at/with not funny anymore.
