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Genie The Hedgehog said:
Bringing up the Vita is now a permabannable detractor meme, according to the Gout Lord.
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I would pay actual money to see him play Persona 4 Golden.

Not pay him money, mind. Chat would handhold him away from another ragequit like in P3, but the amount of bitching over every single female social link would be glorious.
 
PeeveTheSheev said:
I would pay actual money to see him play Persona 4 Golden.

Not pay him money, mind. Chat would handhold him away from another ragequit like in P3, but the amount of bitching over every single female social link would be glorious.
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He'll never play another Persona game again. He can't after overcompensating for months with his Reel Uhdult Relationship. Even though he could simply not date anyone and only form friendships, that's too close to infidelity I guess.
 
So Phil claims he makes his sauce for him and his family... is he implying he feeds that shit to his cat? I feel that might be animal abuse. Also, honestly this is how Phil should do a regular stream. 10 min prestream, 4 hours gameplay, clock out. But nope, needs his 2 hours prestream and his 40 min break.
 
Jaximus said:
So Phil claims he makes his sauce for him and his family... is he implying he feeds that shit to his cat? I feel that might be animal abuse. Also, honestly this is how Phil should do a regular stream. 10 min prestream, 4 hours gameplay, clock out. But nope, needs his 2 hours prestream and his 40 min break.
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There's no way Phil thinks highly enough of that cat to feed it human food. Look at how he regards his mates.

But yeah, there's no way that sauce is fit for feline consumption. Jasper'd probably get cat diabetes or something.
 
Radical Goodspeed said:
There's no way Phil thinks highly enough of that cat to feed it human food. Look at how he regards his mates.

But yeah, there's no way that sauce is fit for feline consumption. Jasper'd probably get cat diabetes or something.
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I fucking hope he doesn’t, Jasper would be one of the only known cats with gout. It’s just so exceptional that he can’t just say he makes it for him and his horse.
 
Jaximus said:
So Phil claims he makes his sauce for him and his family... is he implying he feeds that shit to his cat? I feel that might be animal abuse. Also, honestly this is how Phil should do a regular stream. 10 min prestream, 4 hours gameplay, clock out. But nope, needs his 2 hours prestream and his 40 min break.
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It's almost like your proposed schedule is the accepted minimum standard for most "pro" streamers. I don't think anyone would care if he needed 5 minutes for a bathroom break in the middle of the stream, either. When I first started following Phil through here I was honestly surprised he did two streams some days, and that could easily be optimized into one.
 
Jaximus said:
So Phil claims he makes his sauce for him and his family... is he implying he feeds that shit to his cat? I feel that might be animal abuse. Also, honestly this is how Phil should do a regular stream. 10 min prestream, 4 hours gameplay, clock out. But nope, needs his 2 hours prestream and his 40 min break.
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‘Family’ is one of Phil’s favorite mature adult buzzwords when he’s referring to only him and Katherine
 
pwdubztippedadollarthirty cheered [93] times totalling $50.70 (avg. cheer of $0.55; 2.84% of total)
pwdubztippedadollarthirty is a $4.99 level sub.

You guys 'member when pwdubz was totally done giving Phil money? Yeah, me too.
 
Salubrious said:
DSP's back is as fucked as the rest of his muscle mass because he hasn't done anything physical in over a decade and doesn't leave his home 6 days per week, so all of his muscles have atrophied.
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His back was fucked long before that, though. He was walking and running like a penguin with a dick up its ass a decade ago. My guess is Phil actually has some back pain because he's fat, in terrible physical shape and a clear genetic mistake, but the stories are all bullshit.
 
Jaximus said:
So Phil claims he makes his sauce for him and his family... is he implying he feeds that shit to his cat? I feel that might be animal abuse. Also, honestly this is how Phil should do a regular stream. 10 min prestream, 4 hours gameplay, clock out. But nope, needs his 2 hours prestream and his 40 min break.
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he needs that 2 hour prestream to claim that he works over 12 hours a day. dude probably counts down time between streams as part of that because videos are uploading to youtube.
 
hector85 said:
he needs that 2 hour prestream to claim that he works over 12 hours a day. dude probably counts down time between streams as part of that because videos are uploading to youtube.
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He does. He has claimed that he works 12 hour days before. Apparently because people get 30 mins or an hour for lunch at a typical job, his 3 hours between streams is just a break and thus can be counted.
 
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-DarksydePhil, ruiner of critical plot points in games since 2009


-EDIT- To add some kahntext to this; the chat was goofing around with the "DSP my lord" meme, which I think originates from Sidella calling him 'my lord' (seemingly unironic). Chat was mainly focused on the troll snowkarl_, giving him positive attention.

At least, that's why I gathered from checking out the last 25 or so minutes of the boring-as-fuck garbage stream. He was being a pissy baby again, seemingly because he wasn't the center of attention, but again, I think there's stuff going on behind the scenes that makes him unable to cope with meaningless shit like his chat having fun without him.
 
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Hilarous how salty he was tonight after people were treating the stream chat as a place to just "dick around" and "make personal jokes" while he was trying to put out a quality stream.

"thanks to those who contributed without trying to derail the stream" - while refusing to read cheers from his own mods for the last 2 hours of stream.
 
90% of Phil's chat is always "derailing" the stream. Why bother addressing this when everyone know$ why the 2 hour and increasing prestream exists.
 
Is Phil getting upset that Snowkarl is getting more attention than he is? I can see that Phil is rolling around in the mud and oinking by saying "look at me" while everyone gives their attention to a viewer.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
His back was fucked long before that, though. He was walking and running like a penguin with a dick up its ass a decade ago. My guess is Phil actually has some back pain because he's fat, in terrible physical shape and a clear genetic mistake, but the stories are all bullshit.
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his bad back is probably from lifting weights the wrong way when he was a body builder
 
tzgnilki said:
his bad back is probably from lifting weights the wrong way when he was a body builder
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Or from moving all those goalposts during the Patreon/Project 7 debacle.

Or from juggling the five different stories he tells about said bad back.

Or from bearing the soul-crushing guilt of never reconciling with John Rambo, his true love.

Or from shaking off the haters for eleven years running.

Or, or, or.
 
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pwdubztippedadollarthirty cheered [93] times totalling $50.70 (avg. cheer of $0.55; 2.84% of total)
pwdubztippedadollarthirty is a $4.99 level sub.

You guys 'member when pwdubz was totally done giving Phil money? Yeah, me too.
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Weird he started cheering recently instead of tipping $1.30, the thing that's literally in his twitch name. Maybe he finally realized he could do 2 troll cheers for the price of one $1.30 troll tip?
 
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