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His doctor probably told him to rest and phil took that as meaning forever? you're supposed to rest then strengthen your back with physical therapy. Even herniated discs will get better with PT.
 
In case anyone had forgotten how low the standard is for "derailing", remember that when DSP finished the single player of Smash Brothers, he responded to a cheer by saying that it was INAPPROPRIATE to talk about the online play of that exact same game.

By the way, I didn't leave anything out of this seven second clip. DSP immediately started talking about how he "liked" the game even though it was unfair.

 
Pargon said:
Or from moving all those goalposts during the Patreon/Project 7 debacle.

Or from juggling the five different stories he tells about said bad back.

Or from bearing the soul-crushing guilt of never reconciling with John Rambo, his true love.

Or from shaking off the haters for eleven years running.

Or, or, or.
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How his back got injured seems to change everytime he's asked. Its like the Joker's scars from the dark knight.
 
Comma said:
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-DarksydePhil, ruiner of critical plots points in games since 2009


-EDIT- To add some kahntext to this; the chat was goofing around with the "DSP my lord" meme, which I think originates from Sidella calling him 'my lord' (seemingly unironic). Chat was mainly focused on the troll snowkarl_, giving him positive attention.

At least, that's why I gathered from checking out the last 25 or so minutes of the boring-as-fuck garbage stream. He was being a pissy baby again, seemingly because he wasn't the center of attention, but again, I think there's stuff going on behind the scenes that makes him unable to cope with meaningless shit like his chat having fun without him.
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He could always find some decent mods and then stop reading chat every five seconds. But I guess that would ruin his ability to be handheld through games.
 
Salubrious said:
In case anyone had forgotten how low the standard is for "derailing", remember that when DSP finished the single player of Smash Brothers, he responded to a cheer by saying that it was INAPPROPRIATE to talk about the online play of that exact same game.

By the way, I didn't leave anything out of this seven second clip. DSP immediately started talking about how he "liked" the game even though it was unfair.

2018-12-06 Smash Brothers Credits.mp4
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And this is to DERICH. That kid idolizes Phil and treats him like a god, and look at what a dick Phil is to him. Jesus.
 
grump said:
How his back got injured seems to change everytime he's asked. Its like the Joker's scars from the dark knight.
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“If i’m going to have a bad back, I prefer its cause be... multiple choice ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK”
t. The Gout Princess of Debt, DarksydePhil
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
To be fair low effort for a normal person and low effort for phil are vastly different things. And I was never trying to say he’s a hard working, fasting monk. Any lack of meals on his part is 100% due to his laziness.

I did overlook how much he was drinking sugary drinks though, that definitely had a role in how fat he’s looked over the years.

I do still stand by him probably not eating enough real meals a day though, just like everything else in his life his meal eating is 100% consumed by his sheer laziness. I can see him being so fucking lazy he would just rather wait until the soul maid cooks something, or until he has to cook something for her because he’s 100% cucked.

Like we’re talking about a guy who couldn’t do his own laundry, doesn’t shower everyday out of laziness, and admits he was just getting fast food everyday after this first prisoner broke free, nothing makes me think he’s eating any decent food unless someone else makes it for him or said other person makes him do it kicking and screaming.
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DSP is low effort when it comes to anything that doesn't immediately benefit himself, but he's a spoiled brat about everything else. Could he be skipping breakfast? I guess maybe, it's not uncommon for people to not even be hungry in the morning, but lunch too? Massive X to gout. All of this talk also assumes he doesn't feed the binge monster after his night stream, which is a high possibility considering he stays up late like every single night.

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
No, Jonah is more accurate.
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It would be way too ironic if DSP shared a name with the thing he can't get or hold.

rippersnapper said:
Quick question, Phil talks about his back being fucked but does anyone know how he fucked it?
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Phil is having a meltdown because PWdubz asked him if he still has his statues. He claims anyone that asks is going to get banned because its "obvious" they're trying to get him jammed up with the bankruptcy proceedings
 
DSP_Fat_Man said:
Phil is having a meltdown because PWdubz asked him if he still has his statues. He claims anyone that asks is going to get banned because its "obvious" they're trying to get him jammed up with the bankruptcy proceedings
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yeah there's 3 scenarios here

his lawyer came to his house to check his "assets", and he never showed her the room of barbie dolls

or he showed her, and he said they wern't worth anything cause they're broken, said they're from his childhood, and she believed him

or he's just too lazy to sort through it

too bad there isn't any video evidence of his collectables, oh wait...
 
DSP_Fat_Man said:
Phil is having a meltdown because PWdubz asked him if he still has his statues. He claims anyone that asks is going to get banned because its "obvious" they're trying to get him jammed up with the bankruptcy proceedings
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So in other words yes he does

tzgnilki said:
yeah there's 3 scenarios here

his lawyer came to his house to check his "assets", and he never showed her the room of barbie dolls

or he showed her, and he said they wern't worth anything cause they're broken, said they're from his childhood, and she believed him

or he's just too lazy to sort through it

too bad there isn't any video evidence of his collectables, oh wait...
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It's hilarious and even a little sad how much he has already fucked himself over in regards to it if I was him status would be the last thing I'd worry about.
 
Damn, he is mad right now.

Pretty sure something happened today that made him more irritated than usual.

Hopefully we get some news from Nancy soon.
 
DSP_Fat_Man said:
Phil is having a meltdown because PWdubz asked him if he still has his statues. He claims anyone that asks is going to get banned because its "obvious" they're trying to get him jammed up with the bankruptcy proceedings
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Gee Phil, why are you getting so defensive over the statues? Are you trying to hide assets from Nancy? I thought the statues were "junk" sitting in your storage nook that you would willingly give up? You said so yourself, dood.
"Here's a bunch of shit I don't need. Take it, take all this junk that's been sitting around that I haven't been able to sell for years. Please, by all means." - Phil Burnell, talking about his statues.
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Talking about items in his house is banned.

Asking him to talk about his dead best friend who was a friendly genius who loved Phil and treated him like a son? Massive pigsplain
 
Literally on stream counting his sheckles out loud.

Stream count was 30 bucks short.

Stream has now ground to a halt cause he has to check on his paypal monies.
 
I think Phil is beginning to panic, realizing he probably won't be cruising through this like he thought he would. Looks miserable, rocking more than usual, going berserk at the slightest things. People are "trying to get soundbites for detractors to use against him." - Is Phil considering adding the bankruptcy court to the official detractor roster? I think so..

Edit: Phil is now claiming that if you ask him about things in his house, you are "trying to get him into trouble." I have no idea what to say, this man is exceptional.
 
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