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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I mean I can roughly believe it. Shit on phil all ya want but he has definitely lost weight in recent years, and it’s probably a combination of him not eating enough and maybe eating healthier when he does

he looks like he just Fucking rolls outta bed every stream so I can believe he doesn’t eat a real meal for breakfast or anything at all, he ain’t eating during stream and he claims he eats “dinner” during his break between streams. The only questionable thing is if he eats another big meal while he’s up all night drinking and watching tv

it really looks like to me that he just doesn’t eat properly due to laziness and incompetence
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Phil says he gets up at like 8 and does chores, etc before streaming.

Obvious complete bullshit.

I guarantee he rolls out of bed at like 10:15 and first thing he does is turn the stream on for that 20 minutes of music he always plays. He ain't doing Jack shit in the morning.
 
hector85 said:
it takes him 2 hours to open a bunch of cans?
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I mean I can roughly believe it. Shit on phil all ya want but he has definitely lost weight in recent years, and it’s probably a combination of him not eating enough and maybe eating healthier when he does

he looks like he just Fucking rolls outta bed every stream so I can believe he doesn’t eat a real meal for breakfast or anything at all, he ain’t eating during stream and he claims he eats “dinner” during his break between streams. The only questionable thing is if he eats another big meal while he’s up all night drinking and watching tv

it really looks like to me that he just doesn’t eat properly due to laziness and incompetence
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Pretty sure it's just less bloating because he stopped being a raging alcoholic when Kat moved in. Drinking liquor daily makes you look a lot fatter than you are.
 
Used to be the case that he'd go and buy fast food breakfasts back in CT often. When Mom 2.0 arrived he started losing weight and no doubt eating healthier (by comparison at least) for a while. He ballooned in weight again as soon as she bailed on him. Sure all the alcohol he was tossing back was a factor but it seems quite obvious he has legit difficulties in looking after himself properly and requires someone there to baby him. We're not even talking about the half a million hole he's in just the basics like portion control and menial tasks being blown wildly out of propotion in his head. Yes laundry is business related and he still struggles to do it.

Even if this is the world we live in with social media these days I see the traits even in my own siblings - inconsequential events become a bigger deal in their heads to be broadcast ahnline when you lead a boring life and phil's existence is fucking catatonic at this point. I get the feeling he is probably eating frozen dinners most of the time because Mom 3.0 quickly dropped the I love to cook and clean routine - if this was even a thing and not simply another misinterpretation of Phil with the oddly shaped asperger's. If she was working and coming home to strap him into his high chair and cook some My Little Penne every night then I'd say people would be right to question her own mental stability.

Here we all are bored shitless and trapped indoors getting a taste of his actual everyday life and it really is mind numbing. I took to the PS store to browse the whole catalogue and it amazes me the amount of money this sloth could be saving by simply picking el cheapo games every week.. there are millions to choose from and from AAA to Z list he'd be shit at them all without prejudice. He's fashioned this idea that people will only show up for the big releases when deep down it's just his greed for the latest shiny thing that has him hooked on buying one after another. People would literally show up to watch him soak his feet while he retells his origin story (did you know he's a former pro fighting game player?) 5 times a week just to catch all the amendments he keeps making to it.
 
LiquidCancer said:
After living together for a year and a half Kat finally learned how to stir.
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Hey Leanna was with him for 6-7 years and apparently couldn't figure it out. In reality she probably didn't want anything to do with his tomato and sugar soup. Look at her face when she bites into that meatball sandwich. That shit is gross and she knows it.
 
Phil using SJW methods of "you shouldn't do this in the modern year" to cover for his homophobia is top tier, just wanted to put that out there. Warning! Warning! Maximum pignois in effect!
 
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I mean I can roughly believe it. Shit on phil all ya want but he has definitely lost weight in recent years, and it’s probably a combination of him not eating enough and maybe eating healthier when he does

he looks like he just Fucking rolls outta bed every stream so I can believe he doesn’t eat a real meal for breakfast or anything at all, he ain’t eating during stream and he claims he eats “dinner” during his break between streams. The only questionable thing is if he eats another big meal while he’s up all night drinking and watching tv

it really looks like to me that he just doesn’t eat properly due to laziness and incompetence
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Drinking a lot less soda/energy drinks will go a big way towards that. Skipping a meal for the benefit of work takes fortitude (unless you're just too poor to have a choice) and I've never seen a single instance of DSP making a sacrifice like that since I've followed him. Does he melt out of bed like a slob? Sure. But toast, cereal, fruit, leftovers---all low effort breakfast options and most won't attribute to weight gain.

Also massively X to doubt that DSP's fridge and cupboard aren't filled with snacks that he can't dip into on his stream breaks. This idea that DSP is some kinda fasting overworked monk is hilarious pignosis. Just because he looks less bloated these days doesn't mean he's starving himself daily. He just isn't chugging down sugary drinks like he used to.
 
Phil considers a full sandwich with chips to be a "midnight snack" so he probably thinks devouring just a sandwich or only the chips during one of his breaks doesn't count because it's not enough food to be considered a meal or snack. This is the King of Semantics we're dealing with, after all. The only meal he skips is breakfast because he rolls out of bed 5 minutes before the stream starts. Waking up an hour earlier to make breakfast and bathe before showing up on stream looking like a disgusting bum is out of the question, by the way, literally impossible for him to do. There's no chance he's skipping lunch or dinner. Just look at how fat and flabby he is, you don't get that way by skipping meals. It's just part of Phil's self-pitying shtick, pretend he's so busy working all the time and is so financially strained that he only eats one meal a day. It's nonsense.
 
Kermit the Frog said:
Phil considers a full sandwich with chips to be a "midnight snack" so he probably thinks devouring just a sandwich or only the chips during one of his breaks doesn't count because it's not enough food to be considered a meal or snack. This is the King of Semantics we're dealing with, after all. The only meal he skips is breakfast because he rolls out of bed 5 minutes before the stream starts. There's no chance he's skipping lunch or dinner. Just look at how fat and flabby he is, you don't get that way by skipping meals. It's just part of Phil's self-pitying shtick, pretend he's so busy working all the time and is so financially strained that he only eats one meal a day. It's nonsense.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZNWyhl-I_ak
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DSP did recently say that he and Khat have been making homemade pizzas as snacks, too.
 
PutridElephant said:
I don't think Khet wants expensive digital oiled up naked muscle men in speedos.


So... on top of Phil's house not being insulated properly, his kitchen is wired improperly in that he cannot use more than one burner in his kitchen at the same time. He also can't use the oven, microwave or any other appliance while the sauce is simmering.
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I refuse to believe this is true. I can believe a lot of Phil's dumbfuck life but I CANNOT believe that he has a kitchen that messed up.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
all low effort breakfast options
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To be fair low effort for a normal person and low effort for phil are vastly different things. And I was never trying to say he’s a hard working, fasting monk. Any lack of meals on his part is 100% due to his laziness.

I did overlook how much he was drinking sugary drinks though, that definitely had a role in how fat he’s looked over the years.

I do still stand by him probably not eating enough real meals a day though, just like everything else in his life his meal eating is 100% consumed by his sheer laziness. I can see him being so fucking lazy he would just rather wait until the soul maid cooks something, or until he has to cook something for her because he’s 100% cucked.

Like we’re talking about a guy who couldn’t do his own laundry, doesn’t shower everyday out of laziness, and admits he was just getting fast food everyday after this first prisoner broke free, nothing makes me think he’s eating any decent food unless someone else makes it for him or said other person makes him do it kicking and screaming.
 
JamFlowMan said:
Hey Leanna was with him for 6-7 years and apparently couldn't figure it out. In reality she probably didn't want anything to do with his tomato and sugar soup. Look at her face when she bites into that meatball sandwich. That shit is gross and she knows it.
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Leanna never got to stir the sauce because Phil doesn't believe in giving up control of his favorite pick me up. I don't think he let her touch the sauce at ALL during the video/ ye olde sauce stirrings.

I do love that Phil considers the sauce simmering 'five hours' as something that counts as work. While he sits in the kitchen and plays gacha games.

Something tells me Kat either doesnt take 'no' for an answer or Phil doesn't feel comfortable not including her in the sauce stirring.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Leanna never got to stir the sauce because Phil doesn't believe in giving up control of his favorite pick me up. I don't think he let her touch the sauce at ALL during the video/ ye olde sauce stirrings.

I do love that Phil considers the sauce simmering 'five hours' as something that counts as work. While he sits in the kitchen and plays gacha games.

Something tells me Kat either doesnt take 'no' for an answer or Phil doesn't feel comfortable not including her in the sauce stirring.
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Ten-to-one Mama Burnelli treated it precisely the same way, acting as though she was cooking for some prime minister when all she was doing was sitting her fat ass at the kitchen table chain-smoking Pall Malls.
 
BallBuster said:
Throwing a frozen pizza into a toaster oven isn't homemade. This twat isn't making fresh dough, making fresh pizza sauce, grating his own cheese, etc... That's a homemade pizza.
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he's probably buttering a pita bread with tomato paste, and putting a slice of cheese on it (that american, individually wrapped stuff)
 
tzgnilki said:
he's probably buttering a pita bread with tomato paste, and putting a slice of cheese on it (that american, individually wrapped stuff)
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Which, again, would be fine. That's the sort of snack I'd expect of someone going through a fucking bankruptcy. Except he turns it into something so much grander in order to simultaneously impress a group of people who'd be amazed by indoor plumbing if they'd just been born 30 years ago and to stick it to another group of people who are basically going to laugh at him regardless of what he says or does.

His nigger/nouveau riche airs are so pathetic when you realize he's a man who wears disgusting pajamas day in and day out and thinks of showering and putting dishes in a dishwasher to be work. He tries so hard and yet simultaneously does absolutely no effort whatsoever to impress people. It's almost frustrating what a walking contradiction he is.
 
Keep in mind that when Phil says Kathy has "mastered stirring/seasoning the sauce" the 'seasoning' part of this means dumping more garlic salt into it every 30 minutes for 3 to 4+ hours. The part she has 'mastered' is dumping in the amount of garlic salt piggy likes.

Phil revealed 2 years ago that what he was doing every 30 minutes was: stirring the sauce, tasting the sauce, then adding more garlic salt until it 'tastes right'.
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Keep in mind during the stream where he was making his latest batch he revealed that every half-hour when he goes back to stir it he stated that when he stirs it he also tastes it and adds garlic salt until he thinks it tastes "right"; so his recipe is what he states in his 'authentic Italian sauce' video plus up to a possible 6 additional dumpings of garlic salt.

Edit: His exact recipe with amounts is posted in this thread. I'll pray for you if you actually watch those videos, or try to follow his recipe. It's basically greasy tomato water + garlic salt & refined sugar.
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