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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I really do want to know why he got all huffy & puffy over @Nirxsachit's parody & not @Handsome Pete's, seeing as they both used similar humor (but a different execution). Trying to save face?

Probably. Connor is smart enough to know that we would heckle him if he was pissed off by ConnorQuest, so he pretended to be cool with it. In his mind we are people that he can (air quotes) hang out with, so maybe he had a rare flash of clarity and tried to keep the peace with us.
 
Probably. Connor is smart enough to know that we would heckle him if he was pissed off by ConnorQuest, so he pretended to be cool with it. In his mind we are people that he can (air quotes) hang out with, so maybe he had a rare flash of clarity and tried to keep the peace with us.
I notice he tries to "hang out" for maybe one day (I was surprised he showed up here two consecutive days late last week) & then retreats when he receives anywhere from a lukewarm to overtly-negative reception. I realize he's not obligated to visit his own thread (& why would anyone want to?), but it's still disappointing when he pops in to "set the record straight" only to puss out not an hour later.
 
I'm fine, @BOLDYSPICY!

I hate the fact that I can barely get any writing done. I've said it before: I'm a rabid perfectionist. Even I'm writing for myself, even if I have no intention of showing it to anyone else, I'm crippled by the fear that I will hate it.
 
I'm fine, @BOLDYSPICY!

I hate the fact that I can barely get any writing done. I've said it before: I'm a rabid perfectionist. Even I'm writing for myself, even if I have no intention of showing it to anyone else, I'm crippled by the fear that I will hate it.
Then don't force it. Do other things instead.
 
I'm fine, @BOLDYSPICY!

I hate the fact that I can barely get any writing done. I've said it before: I'm a rabid perfectionist. Even I'm writing for myself, even if I have no intention of showing it to anyone else, I'm crippled by the fear that I will hate it.

Did you read my response to you saying you might be down for another collab?
 
I'm fine, @BOLDYSPICY!

I hate the fact that I can barely get any writing done. I've said it before: I'm a rabid perfectionist. Even I'm writing for myself, even if I have no intention of showing it to anyone else, I'm crippled by the fear that I will hate it.

Have you considered writing straight through your piece without editing it? Lots of writers do that and don't edit until they're finished. NaNoWriMo entries are supposed to be shit anyway; they're about quantity of words, not quality.
 
I have been watching more movies lately. I saw Fargo again, and this afternoon, I saw a Ray Liotta movie that actually wasn't bad.
Why not write reviews, then?
 
I'm fine, @BOLDYSPICY!

I hate the fact that I can barely get any writing done. I've said it before: I'm a rabid perfectionist. Even I'm writing for myself, even if I have no intention of showing it to anyone else, I'm crippled by the fear that I will hate it.

Then write nonfiction a bit, like reviews. Then it's grounded enough in something that you're unlikely to hate it.
 
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