🪦 Deceased Emery Wagar / Amanda Wagar / heybluewrites and Yuki Rose / Chris Chitwood / yukirozuhime - Asexual troon couple, animal hoarders, send fake legal threats, "I'm not playing games. I'm pressing charges." Yuki is dead and Emery has locked her accounts.

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The Navy has a nuclear field for enlisted personnel. You don't have to have any special out-of-military training, you just go through your A schooling (which I believe is about fifteen months total for a machinist's mate and 18 months for the other two rates, I can't remember which ones they are...I think electrician's mate is one though) and then you join the fleet. Depending on your level of knowledge and how well you do in school, you'll find yourself on carriers or submarines. Beyond that there's nothing much more.

Source: I was offered a spot in the nuclear field when I was looking to enlist. To keep my father--a command master chief--happy I did hit up the Navy recruiter and took the practice ASVAB and was told I could easily pass to be a nuc and would be an E-5 "in under two years". Obviously I said no, but I still listened to them, and I remember most of what they told me at the time, though this was back in 2004, so things could have changed.

Point is, to be a nuclear engineer in the Navy doesn't requires a master's as an enlisted person, and I don't think there's a lot of demand for them in the civilian world. I have a friend who was a nuc on submarines and even he said that there was nothing for him to do with his rating, but he couldn't go to school for college while in the service because he spent half his time at sea.

This is exactly what my ex did /discovered except when they got out there were opportunities simply because he worked with tomahawks and he was at the right place at the right time. Otherwise he would have been just as SOL.
 
@Spectre_06 And which area were you going to get into? Surface Warhare Officer, Nuclear Submarine Officer, Nval Reactor Engineer, Nuclear Power School Insturctor, or Nuclear Power Training Uint Instructor. Each one is takes a lot longer to finish than the other. Also, you have to be pursing a BA, BS, or an MS.

This applies for the officers, I believe. The enlisted have only these requirements, aside form the ASVAB:

All candidates for ratings in the nuclear field program must meet test score critera and other criteria set forth in COMNAVCRUITCOMINST 1130.8K (Navy Recruiting Manual - Enlisted series). All candidates must be a high school diploma graduate and have passed at least one year of algebra.
 
Dug up some dirt on our boy Chris Chitwood. Not quite a full dox but it's dox-adjacent at least. First, here he is on the wrestling team during his junior year of high school in 2010:
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Collage with some of his more recent Facebook pics for comparison:
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Here's his parents Keith and Wanda Chitwood bitching in a newspaper about Boomer shit while conveniently describing the exact location of their house in Clinton, MN:
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Here's the property in question. I'm fucking exceptional and can't seem to get a proper mailing address for this podunk piece of shit, at least not one I can reliably distinguish from the diner, so have some geocoordinates instead:
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Best street views of the house I could get, along with adjacent diner The Limit:
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Now here's Chris tweeting about a recent snowstorm on 01/17/2020, just a little over a month ago:
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And one of the images from his Tweet. Car is a 2005 Buick Rendezvous with Minnesota license plate # 506 NBU:
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What's really interesting, though, is the scenery around the vehicle. Look familiar? Yup, that's the same house in Clinton, MN. You can even tell which window he took the picture from:
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So not only do we have confirmation that it's definitely his parents' house, we also have confirmation that he was still living there nine years after he graduated high school wow I don't know if he just moved out to a new place with Emery this month or if she moved in with him there and gave an old address on the complaint she submitted to be sneaky. Either way it's pretty fucking sad.

Being a pathetic NEET already kills his tough guy persona, but this 2014 article about men with eating disorders really puts the final nails in his coffin. The original article is an incoherent and jarring mix of three different people's stories along with medical information about eating disorders, so I've provided a clipped version with only the sections about Chris in the spoiler below, but it's still pretty fucking bad. I don't know if everything he said in his interview was true, but the little details line up well enough to confirm that it's him:
The blinds close, blocking the afternoon sun. Chris Chitwood sits opposite the fireplace in a vacant corner of the library. His hands shake. “I just had my meal today,” he says, referring to one serving of instant ramen, potato chips and soda. “I always feel like I eat too much.” Before today, he hadn’t eaten for 72 hours.

Starvation never truly occurs for Chitwood, 22, who rarely goes three days without eating, a significant increase from the hours he spent as a child still and stoic at the family table in the small town of Clinton, Minn. “My mom always said finish your plate before you leave,” Chitwood said. He remembers the many times he was told to sit and finish his food. Some days, as punishment, he was told to finish his meal in the empty bath tub. It was a place to put me that seemed quiet and alone.

His food restriction intensified when he switched schools, leaving friends and familiarity behind for a new school and new friends. He maintained fair grades and wrestled competitively but was unable to connect with schoolmates who dealt more harm than harmony.

The target of physical and verbal bullying and teachers’ indifference, Chitwood focused his energy toward others he could help, becoming the youngest volunteer first responder in Big Stone County at 16 years old. He shared these duties with his mother, also a volunteer responder, until he graduated and joined the Marines.

When Chitwood finally told close friends, he felt he had to defend himself. People take convincing, he said. “They’re skeptical because I’m a guy; they’re not used to it.” Chitwood remembers the first time his parents took him to see a doctor. They were glad I was “trying to better myself.” They didn’t make a big deal out of it until his ribs were visible under his wresting suit.
Even then he felt pressure from the coach to make the weight class. He was at 145 pounds on his 5′ 10” frame. He concealed his condition by wearing loose fitting clothes and eating in front of people. Nice distraction he says, that makes it easier to eat. This behavior continued through high school.

Chitwood was anxious before the oral presentation because he was about to admit to high school classmates that he was suffering from an eating disorder, the topic of his report. On finishing, Chitwood found himself answering the question he considered to that point obvious: can men have an eating disorder?

Chris Chitwood sat alone in the corner of an alcove on the second floor of Comstock Student Union at MSUM. He was deciding whether or not to make a call for help. “It felt like I was looking at that number forever,” Sjobern said. An appointment was made for an initial evaluation at the Sanford Health Eating Disorder and Weight Management Center for early the next year.
<<Speditor's Note: I left that bit about Sjobern (one of the other interviewees) in because I'm not sure if the sentence after it is about him or Chris. If you think that paragraph was schizophrenic then you should see the full article, holy fuck.>>

After high school Chitwood joined the Marines to become a Special Warfare Combat-Craft Crewman. It was a job he felt uniquely suited for considering his past experience with trauma medicine. During basic training in South Carolina the psychological evaluation “set off all the flags,” he remembers.

Anxiety, depression and suicide are common dual diagnoses to men with eating disorders according to the JAMA study. Regardless, even seeking help after attempting suicide, his training continued. He was unimpressed after going for help at the base medical service.

The therapist was more interested to tell me what was wrong than to listen to what I had to say, Chitwood said. Not long after that, he was medically discharged due to a recurring shoulder injury, a discouraging moment for someone considering a military career. He relocated again to Fargo.

Chris Chitwood shifts in his seat opposite the fireplace as the automatic blinds rise. The great window frames downtown Fargo at dusk. “I was the one doing all the cooking,” he said. As a child Chitwood prepared meals for his single mother. But, when he was 7-years-old the family relocated. His mother remarried. His meals were more often stared at than stirred.

It was then he became aware he “never really felt the need to eat.” From then on he ate enough to live. He ate enough to compete in high school wresting. He ate enough to assist as a first responder. He ate enough to join the military. He eats enough to stay alive.

“I like food. I would like to eat properly,” Chitwood said. After every meal he feels full, like he’s eaten so much more than he should have. On those days he lay in bed, unable to move, unable to sleep. His eating disorder is not affecting his quality of life, he said. “If it got worse, I would see about getting help.”
If you don't have time to read all that shit, here are some choice bits:
Starvation never truly occurs for Chitwood, 22, who rarely goes three days without eating, a significant increase from the hours he spent as a child still and stoic at the family table in the small town of Clinton, Minn.
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He maintained fair grades and wrestled competitively but was unable to connect with schoolmates who dealt more harm than harmony.
Same name, same age, same nowhere town, same wrasslin', same dude. Oh, and of course he got bullied.
After high school Chitwood joined the Marines to become a Special Warfare Combat-Craft Crewman. It was a job he felt uniquely suited for considering his past experience with trauma medicine. During basic training in South Carolina the psychological evaluation “set off all the flags,” he remembers.

Anxiety, depression and suicide are common dual diagnoses to men with eating disorders according to the JAMA study. Regardless, even seeking help after attempting suicide, his training continued. He was unimpressed after going for help at the base medical service.

The therapist was more interested to tell me what was wrong than to listen to what I had to say, Chitwood said. Not long after that, he was medically discharged due to a recurring shoulder injury, a discouraging moment for someone considering a military career. He relocated again to Fargo.
So much for his big bad military man act: his exceptional ass didn't even make it out of Basic. Jace Connors is more of a military veteran than this stolen valor LARPing sped. I'm not buying his shoulder injury excuse either. Sounds more like he got thrown out with a psychiatric discharge for being a fucking basket case. Like, he bombed the psych eval and was chimping out attempting suicide, but they just so happened to throw him out for an injury even though he was at his physical prime? Give me a break.

Found a couple more newspaper articles that mention his parents, but nothing particularly juicy in either of them. His great grandma's name is Blanche Westerwood and his stepdad is in the National Guard, big whoop. It is pretty hilarious what qualifies as "news" in his bumfuck town, though:
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Last but not least, here's a little something from his Facebook that happened to catch my eye:
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Imagine taking credit for a quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. This nigger doesn't just steal valor, he's got full-blown valor kleptomania. I bet he'd take credit for somebody else's fart :story:
 
His background doesn't make any sense. Navy basic is only at Great Lakes Illinois, they've closed down all the rest before 2000. A-school, Power School, and a Prototype is in South Carolina for the nuke ratings, not basic.

And Marines aren't nukes. They don't have ships ffs that are nuclear powered. Is he claiming to have been a marine or navy? There's a bit of a difference, just a smidge.

Nuke school isn't as bad as it was under Rickover, there's lots of people to help you if you fall behind, but some people don't make it through. Most seem to get kicked out for underage drinking rather than classwork. There was one class that had a party at a hotel, and all thirty people in the class at the party got kicked from the program, and were sent out to ships as strikers (read-untrained paint chippers, scut bodies, the bitches of everybody who had an A school).

As far as the enlisted ratings go, there's Machinists Mate (MM/knuckle draggers), Electricians Mate (EM/wire biters), and Electronics Technicians (ET/twidget). All of them translate well in the civilian world if you use them.

And there's people in the nuke program who I would not be surprised if they ended up with a page here. There's a couple I search the last names of here every so often to see if they've become as laughable as they had potential to be.

Edit: The names of the ratings might be numbers now, or have changed. Every so often they combine certain ratings and either get rid of one or rename it. I know there was something about standardizing the Navy with other services and getting rid of ratings and going to MOS numbers like everybody else, but that was under Obama and I don't know if anything came of it.
 
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His background doesn't make any sense.
Because he's lying about his very limited service. People who haven't been in don't understand how easy it is to spot a fake. It can even easily happen between services because everyone does things so differently. Shit even POG life in the Corps is radically different than grunt life, but the overarching apparatus is the same. You average civie know military terms from Tom Clancy novels, CNN and Call of Duty. Get some of the lingo down and you can spin an ignorant person's head.
And Marines aren't nukes. They don't have ships ffs that are nuclear powered. Is he claiming to have been a marine or navy? There's a bit of a difference, just a smidge.
He's claiming he enlisting the Marine Corps for an MOS operating SEAL small boats in the article on eating disorders Spedestrian posted. He was smart enough to not pretend to be a SEAL, but SWCC go through BUDS and shit. Classic stolen valor too arrogant or stupid to keep things believable or keep things consistent.
 
Colour me surprised that his Navy brag WAS fake. What a loser.
 
Here's the property in question. I'm fucking exceptional and can't seem to get a proper mailing address for this podunk piece of shit, at least not one I can reliably distinguish from the diner, so have some geocoordinates instead:
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Big Stone County GIS to the rescue:
221 4th St W - PO Box 38

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Apparently, sometime between the 2012 and 2013 tax statements, the owner changed from Keith & Lawanda Chitwood to Lawanda Chitwood.
 

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AFAIK, Chris & Emery have said Chris's mom is the only other person they live with - wonder what happened to good ol Dad?

Emery comments on KiwiFarma via Jude Valentin's discord:

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Eevee? That sick fuck pedophile on Twitter or another? If it is him how is this bitch connected to him.

And the rat king grows ever larger. If we're gonna start offering lines on asexual being a coverup for loving ""The Cheese Pizza"", I'd put cash down.
 
Well Chris, you couldn’t keep your fat hole of a girl friend quiet and now you got dox’ed.
This was a dead 6 page thread before your ham planet had to flap her bingo wings and vomit legal nonsense whiles you role play as a badass anime queen.

If I was you I would consider this a wake up call. But then again I’m not the one pretending to be ex military anime girl defending my fat land whale of a GF....
 
Oh really Emmy, it doesn’t matter? It doesn’t matter so much that you sent not one, not two but in your own words MULTIPLES of emails crying to Null about the meanie bullies on KiwiFarms? It doesn’t bother you at all does it?

Shut the fuck up, Emery. You made me aphobic.
 
LOL now she’s saying she’s not the one making the complaints :story:

Emmy, literally no one cared about your thread until you sent the complaint. You necro’d your own dying, boring thread. Now you’re turning it around and trying to blame... some mystery person for caring enough about your pathetic self and nonexistent reputation to send a barrage of legal threats?
lawl ok sis
 
Well now we need to get @Null to confirm the the IP and/or info in the email headers to see if it's some service these twatwaffles use. I'd love nothing more than to prove these shitbirds are lying liars who lie.
That's not how email works.

The complaint was received by a third party, passed the sniff check on their end, and forwarded to me as service provider.

I'm tempted to believe them because I tried to contact the email address heybluewrites@gmail.com independently but it bounced. If this person is denying the emails they should probably contact me.
 
That's not how email works.

The complaint was received by a third party, passed the sniff check on their end, and forwarded to me as service provider.

I'm tempted to believe them because I tried to contact the email address heybluewrites@gmail.com independently but it bounced. If this person is denying the emails they should probably contact me.

You can get some info as in the header, not allot there is some.

You stated the email was forwarded onto you from a 3rd party so no raw information for us.

Emery and Co. should reach out immediately with a valid email confirming that they did not send it and that it was a hoax. If there is one way to shut down Farmers going down the rabbit hole is confirmed hoax allegations. i.e. turkish lawyer emails.
 
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