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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
It is now 10:53 EST. I am currently working on my resume. If I can get it done prior to midnight, I will post a censored version on here.
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You don't have much to put on that resume. It should be done by 11:05PM EST.
 
Connor said:
It is now 10:53 EST. I am currently working on my resume. If I can get it done prior to midnight, I will post a censored version on here.
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You're not going to get it done while posting on here, Connor.
 
Connor repeatedly reveals personal information at inappropriate times.

His solution to this problem? Start a new thread all about his personal life, which will somehow break him of this habit.

There is no reaction gif bug-eyed enough for what I am feeling.
 
I'm not trying to be mean, but why are you so intent on showing us all of this? Why not just completely ignore this website until you make some real progress, and then come back? The people here aren't going to pat you on the back until you do something really noteworthy.
 
Cosmos said:
I'm not trying to be mean, but why are you so intent on showing us all of this? Why not just completely ignore this website until you make some real progress, and then come back? The people here aren't going to pat you on the back until you do something really noteworthy.
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My theory is because he's such a massive failure irl his self sense of self worth is defined entirely by what random people on the internet think of him.
 
Did you even look at other examples that are posted online to help you create a resume? This would get thrown out immediately. There is resume aid's all over specifically catered towards students with no prior work experience.

This is just another attempt to get on our good side half-assedly.
 
Smutley said:
Wooowoooo! Alllllll aaaaaaaboooooaaard The Connor Express, take your seats and have your tickets ready. Setting off for Frustration Station!
Toho Kingdom, Part 5

What can I even say about this, seriously? Is this how he was in Team Speak discussing Redesigning Eva? Also: Metal Gear Solid = grounded in realism
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To be fair to Konami, they at least do a ton of research before adding gay and unrealistic bullshit. Something Connor should do when writing sci-fi.

It looks like he's sincerely trying to improve himself in another thread so I'm not going to beat him up too much. Yet.
 
Connor said:
Here's a resume that took me all of five minutes to complete.
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...this is some elaborate joke, right? Like, make a thread telling us you want to get better, then when we obviously point out the flaws in your logic, you reveal it was all a clever ruse?
 
John Titor said:
It looks like he's sincerely trying to improve himself in another thread so I'm not going to beat him up too much. Yet.
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Did you see that resume? It's even worse than his previous one. That's not trying to improve, that's trying to piss people off.
 
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