💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

  • ⚙️ Performance issue identified and being addressed.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%

  • Total voters
    1,556
looks like no live chat today

he finally realized what a waste of time it was?

Three days ago, Jack introduced tiered membership. It’s possible that there are no Level 2 and Level 3 members.

Screen Shot 2019-07-27 at 2.23.31 PM.png

What a convenient way to do even less while expecting more from the few people that do unironically subscribe to your content.
 
That eye roling shit when he tastes food. He is acting like a Michelin star chef trying to decipher some rare mixture of herbs and spices. Fuck you Jack, I have seen kitty litter trays with a more sophisticated palate
 
That eye roling shit when he tastes food. He is acting like a Michelin star chef trying to decipher some rare mixture of herbs and spices. Fuck you Jack, I have seen kitty litter trays with a more sophisticated palate
Yep that really annoys me when people look around the room when tasting stuff. It isn't going to magically improve your senses. I've never seen someone act so pretentious about fast food, even the YouTube food review channels aren't this bad.

Hmm are these onions from Austin or Houston? Let me glance around the room to find out.
 
Three days ago, Jack introduced tiered membership. It’s possible that there are no Level 2 and Level 3 members.

View attachment 861871

What a convenient way to do even less while expecting more from the few people that do unironically subscribe to your content.

ah that's probably it

and do we really expect jack to film "behind the scenes" videos for the 2-3 people who actually get the tier 3 membership? lol yeah right. no way lazy ass jack is gonna go out of his way for a few people. those "behind the scenes" videos will probably be 30 second clips of him driving or stupid shit like that
 
Eh...from what I know of shows like this the producers pad these shows with duds so John Q. Public can sit back and laugh. Very few get on camera and even fewer get investments due to them lying about their profit margins (or in Jack's case, not even knowing his profit margin). What I'd like to see is Jack's pitch video to the show.

I believe it was in the second part of that episode that a woman presented them a project and it actually got funded. Not sure, tho.
 
I believe it was in the second part of that episode that a woman presented them a project and it actually got funded. Not sure, tho.
From what I remember, it was some business about saving for college from birth that seemed like a big scam to me. I think she cried, but she got funded. Jack cried too, but he didn't get funded.
 
ah that's probably it

and do we really expect jack to film "behind the scenes" videos for the 2-3 people who actually get the tier 3 membership? lol yeah right. no way lazy ass jack is gonna go out of his way for a few people. those "behind the scenes" videos will probably be 30 second clips of him driving or stupid shit like that

Those "behind the scenes" videos are going to be his grocery hauls and one video about his setup, showing off his camera in a mirror so you can see the make and model.

What's bad about this is I can't see how much people can spend to get to tier 2 or 3. It only says how much the initial tier is worth. I'd have to give a walking orb $5 a month to see how much more I'd have to spend. Fuck that.
 
The best part for me was when he left them to go shill his shitty channel. That right there is a peak demonstration of him as a person; lazy, in it only for the fame and money, and a cunt who expects others to make up for his own failures.
Isn't it funny how when they call him out by it he at first gets pissed off calling him a lier..but then realizes that he can't win the argument, so of course he starts crying like the man child that he is. " Bawww I worked so hard on the competition that you guys did for me.." "bawwww it's not about the money..even though this is the entire reason why I showed up"
"It's about my ( lack thereof) reputation, I'm a nice guy, who chokes his son out and brags about it"
 
Jack might actually be a psychopath.

Questions provided by HealthyPlace, a mental health website
  1. Does your partner shrug off important subjects with glibness?
Having a stroke and focusing on recovery takes time, but Jack was back to making videos almost immediately.

2. Does your partner exhibit superficial charm?

Jack's fat ass charmed a married woman into giving her phone number. Let that sink in.

3. Is your partner self-centered with an inflated sense of self?

His claim to fame isn't that he helped produce a movie or was a radio personality for seven years, it's "I'm on Youtube". He thought his BBQ Wars videos were so popular that he would give away a grill to the first person to recognize him, only for it to not work at all.

4. Does your partner need stimulation constantly or from more extreme experiences?

Burger Wars tour that literally no one asked for.

5. Does your partner lie to your or others?

He lied on national television to a group of men who would figuratively throw money at him.

6. Does your partner con or manipulate you or others?

Fish Hook. Burger Wars tour. Yes.

7. Does your partner show a lack of guilt and/or remorse when he/she hurts someone?

One of the people in Burger Wars had to go to the ER, yet Jack is making them participate until the end. He literally admitted to choking out his son for weed and had no sound of remorse in his voice.

8.Does your partner appear to have only shallow feelings or feel things superficially?

"I pray for each and every one of my viewers".

9. Does your partner have trouble empathizing with the pain of others? Is your partner callous towards others?

Again, the Burger Wars tour videos show this.

10. Is your partner in relationships where he/she uses others (i.e. parasitic relationships)?

Charles. 100% using him to go to more restaurants as opposed to going fishing.

11. Does your partner have poor control over his or her behavior?

What do you mean hamburger buns and milkshakes aren't Keto friendly? Let me buy a fuckton of Funkopops to put on display above my fireplace.

12. Does your partner display promiscuous sexual behavior?

Not promiscuous, but definitely weird with the whole "youtube pedophile" thing that he's still afraid of.

13. Did your partner have behavioral problems early in childhood?

This is the wildcard. I wouldn't have any idea.

14. Does your partner have a hard time making realistic, long-term goals?

Jack's initial plan for Burger Wars was to go for a week and a half across most of the southern US, only to quit after 4 days.

15. Is your partner impulsive?

Food wars tours that no one asked to do. Random giveaways that have strange rules and no realistic way of contacting the winner. Rating establishments based on their parking lots.

16. Is your partner irresponsible?

Jack's diet. His grill collection. His Funkopop collection.

17. Does your partner refuse to accept responsibly?

It was the energy drinks that caused the first stroke. It was the sugar that caused the second stroke.

18. Has your partner had many marital or significant relationships?

No.

19. Was your partner a juvenile delinquent?

Not enough info on this one, and it possible would be expunged if Jack was self-conscious about it.

20. Has your partner been on parole and had that parole revoked?

Not that I'm aware of.

21. Is your partner a criminal in many areas (a versatile criminal)?

Again, not that I'm aware of.

Conclusion: Jack shows some clear signs of psychopathy.
 
so jack posted on his FB that he went to cafe 393 for breakfast. he did a video on that place a while back and if i remember correctly gave it an average review

well apparently his visit this morning didn't go so well because of rancid ketchup? and the restaurant wasn't having any of his bullshit

1564337934832.png


1564337968670.png
 
so jack posted on his FB that he went to cafe 393 for breakfast. he did a video on that place a while back and if i remember correctly gave it an average review

well apparently his visit this morning didn't go so well because of rancid ketchup? and the restaurant wasn't having any of his bullshit

View attachment 863424

View attachment 863426

This is the second mention of rancid ketchup in a week. Is this Jack's new irrational food phobia?
 
so jack posted on his FB that he went to cafe 393 for breakfast. he did a video on that place a while back and if i remember correctly gave it an average review

well apparently his visit this morning didn't go so well because of rancid ketchup? and the restaurant wasn't having any of his bullshit

View attachment 863424

View attachment 863426

What a load of absolute bullshit. I don't believe for a minute that ketchup went rancid. With anyone else, I might, but with Jack, I know he just made up some absolute fucking bullshit to try to rip off the restaurant.
 
What a load of absolute bullshit. I don't believe for a minute that ketchup went rancid. With anyone else, I might, but with Jack, I know he just made up some absolute fucking bullshit to try to rip off the restaurant.

Can Catchup go rancid? It’s a bunch of acid and salt.
 
Back
Top Bottom