💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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    Votes: 37 2.4%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%

  • Total voters
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Again, who are Jack’s true and honest fans? People like David and Kevin:

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what the fuck do socialism and "big government" have to do with a taco truck? jesus these people are as brainless as jack. no wonder they love him

Does Jack know anything about the logistics of running an event? Unlimited doesn't *literally* mean unlimited you fucking idiot, they can't just spawn more tacos out of thin air. Maybe they didn't expect so many people to turn up? Maybe you can ask for your money back, Jack.

"I'd be very upset" Jack, the reason they probably ran out of tacos is because of people like you who order two of everything and eat like it's the first food they've had in weeks.

here's the best part: jack didn't even attend the event. it was in the bay area and that's a long ways from TN

but i can imagine as a glutton it must really infuriate him to think an event that promised AYCE tacos ran out of food. imagine if he had attended this event? that'd be a glorious video
 
I'd say 90 minutes of tacos is a pretty damn good run. You can't say they didn't at least TRY to feed everybody. It's pretty clear Jack's never had a job dealing with idiots like himself.

Remember when Jack went to pitch his sauces to those West Texas Investment guys? They set him up with a pit at a community BBQ to test his mettle. Of course he fell behind, so the investors jumped in to help out, then boggled when he wandered away to schmooze... and didn't come back, lol! I think if a single customer complained, those guys would've beat Jack's ass before sending him home.
 
what the fuck do socialism and "big government" have to do with a taco truck? jesus these people are as brainless as jack. no wonder they love him



here's the best part: jack didn't even attend the event. it was in the bay area and that's a long ways from TN

but i can imagine as a glutton it must really infuriate him to think an event that promised AYCE tacos ran out of food. imagine if he had attended this event? that'd be a glorious video
I'd say 90 minutes of tacos is a pretty damn good run. You can't say they didn't at least TRY to feed everybody. It's pretty clear Jack's never had a job dealing with idiots like himself.

Remember when Jack went to pitch his sauces to those West Texas Investment guys? They set him up with a pit at a community BBQ to test his mettle. Of course he fell behind, so the investors jumped in to help out, then boggled when he wandered away to schmooze... and didn't come back, lol! I think if a single customer complained, those guys would've beat Jack's ass before sending him home.

Jack was expecting some "feeding of the masses" event where all they need is five tortillas, a scoop of pico and an avocado to feed all of Hendersonville. Sorry Jack, but Jesus died a long time ago.
 
It's pretty clear Jack's never had a job dealing with idiots like himself.

People like Jack don’t realize that they’re the lowest common denominator, and that these types of events, which often attract the lowest common denominator, are never prepared to handle the herd of hungry, low-income lard-asses that descend upon their staff (often volunteers) expecting to stuff their maws from sunrise to sunset.
 
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55 year old man takes selfie like 15 year old girl
 
His dead arm looks like a corpse's arm. His videos are worthless. Even if for some insane reason you wanted to try to replicate his shitty cooking, you wouldn't have a recipe because this worthless, fat tub of shit doesn't even bother including recipes any more.

Who are these videos for? Is he even making money on this?
He actually put the recipes in the description again for the last 2 videos, though in the description of Gerogia Chicken he outright tells you where he took it from and the Brownies are a friend's recipe so he is still worthless.

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though in the description of Gerogia Chicken he outright tells you where he took it from and the Brownies are a friend's recipe so he is still worthless.

Sometimes when you cut something on a webpage, javascript (or whatever) adds extra text to your clipboard, and that's why the web address is there. So it wasn't Jack giving attribution, it's him not realizing the webpage did that.
 
Sometimes when you cut something on a webpage, javascript (or whatever) adds extra text to your clipboard, and that's why the web address is there. So it wasn't Jack giving attribution, it's him not realizing the webpage did that.
You're right I had completely forgotten, so either he purposely left it in or he just copy and pasted it in and didn't even notice.
 
Remember when Jack went to pitch his sauces to those West Texas Investment guys? They set him up with a pit at a community BBQ to test his mettle. Of course he fell behind, so the investors jumped in to help out, then boggled when he wandered away to schmooze... and didn't come back, lol! I think if a single customer complained, those guys would've beat Jack's ass before sending him home.

Just curious to where one can get access to the full video? Just wanna watch Jack's absolute trainwreck being broadcasted to the masses. So far there's only one clip of him bawling his eyes out on YouTube.
 
Just curious to where one can get access to the full video? Just wanna watch Jack's absolute trainwreck being broadcasted to the masses. So far there's only one clip of him bawling his eyes out on YouTube.

It's S1 E2, A Time to Grill.

That's the only one I can find on YT.
 
It's S1 E2, A Time to Grill.

That's the only one I can find on YT.

Man watching that was painful. Never knew how much of a clueless asshat Jack made himself to be after watching the entire segment about him. I've always watched the part where he bawls like a big baby.

Key points from the Jack segment:
  1. He overestimated the value of the company
  2. He boldly states that his barbecue sauces are the 'best' to the two Texan investors. Texans.
  3. During the part when Jack is asked enter a barbecue competition and cook for 100+ people, he had no clue how to start a traditional wood fire. The investors are flabbergasted to how someone claiming to have made the 'best barbecue sauce ever', does not know how to start a basic barbecue fire.
  4. Jack's subsequent ineptness at barbecueing; dropping utensils, fire going out, etc. The investors, out of sheer pity seeing the shitshow, decide to land a hand to Jack at the barbecue grill. Instead of working with the investors at the grill and being useful, Jack being the opportunistic and selfish sort, decides to leave the grill and mingle around with the guests, promoting his Youtube channel, engaging in small talk, and to the chagrin of the investors, started sweet-talking to their wives (and even getting one of their phone numbers). The investors were left to do all of Jack's work.
  5. According to one of the investors, during the blindfold taste test, the blindfold on him was 'partially covered'. Jack noticed this and 'stared him down fiercely' throughout the judging segment.
Not going to lie, the only part when I felt a tiny bad for Jack was when his barbecue competitor at the introduction did not accept the handshake when Jack offered his hand. Credit where it's due, that's pretty much a dick move, I felt bad but after seeing how Jack left the investors doing his work at the grill, it kinda negates the feeling.
 
Man watching that was painful. Never knew how much of a clueless asshat Jack made himself to be after watching the entire segment about him. I've always watched the part where he bawls like a big baby.

Key points from the Jack segment:
  1. He overestimated the value of the company
  2. He boldly states that his barbecue sauces are the 'best' to the two Texan investors. Texans.
  3. During the part when Jack is asked enter a barbecue competition and cook for 100+ people, he had no clue how to start a traditional wood fire. The investors are flabbergasted to how someone claiming to have made the 'best barbecue sauce ever', does not know how to start a basic barbecue fire.
  4. Jack's subsequent ineptness at barbecueing; dropping utensils, fire going out, etc. The investors, out of sheer pity seeing the shitshow, decide to land a hand to Jack at the barbecue grill. Instead of working with the investors at the grill and being useful, Jack being the opportunistic and selfish sort, decides to leave the grill and mingle around with the guests, promoting his Youtube channel, engaging in small talk, and to the chagrin of the investors, started sweet-talking to their wives (and even getting one of their phone numbers). The investors were left to do all of Jack's work.
  5. According to one of the investors, during the blindfold taste test, the blindfold on him was 'partially covered'. Jack noticed this and 'stared him down fiercely' throughout the judging segment.
Not going to lie, the only part when I felt a tiny bad for Jack was when his barbecue competitor at the introduction did not accept the handshake when Jack offered his hand. Credit where it's due, that's pretty much a dick move, I felt bad but after seeing how Jack left the investors doing his work at the grill, it kinda negates the feeling.
I'm sorry the video is bad quality, I haven't been able to find a better one and the uploader didn't link the full screen version.

I feel like Jack was taking the piss. He thought his YouTube success would be enough to wow the investors into giving him some money. He didn't bother looking in to profits/sales etc. which is why he couldn't give them real answers. Then when they didn't give him the money he gave up and started promoting his channel.
 

Mitch was a real asshole and deliberately upended the shake on the table to "test the thickness" and played it off like an accident.

What did he think would happen? They did it at the last place to but at least they did it on the tray.

Personally I prefer runnier milkshakes. If I want something more solid, I will order ice cream.

Clearly he and Jack are made for each other.

Also the background was so noisy you could barely hear what they were saying.
 
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