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When will Jack drop dead?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BCEt8e6iAzg
Mitch was a real asshole and deliberately upended the shake on the table to "test the thickness" and played it off like an accident.

What did he think would happen? They did it at the last place to but at least they did it on the tray.

Personally I prefer runnier milkshakes. If I want something more solid, I will order ice cream.

Clearly he and Jack are made for each other.

Also the background was so noisy you could barely hear what they were saying.
"Jumbo and Delicious gives you jumbo and delicious." :story:

They split a single burger between four people, and then complained about it being "bite sized." Also includes a great shot of Mitch shoving nearly his entire section of burger into his mouth, and not being able to give his opinion before Jack cuts to Tammy because his mouth is too full.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BCEt8e6iAzg
Mitch was a real asshole and deliberately upended the shake on the table to "test the thickness" and played it off like an accident.

What did he think would happen? They did it at the last place to but at least they did it on the tray.

Personally I prefer runnier milkshakes. If I want something more solid, I will order ice cream.

Clearly he and Jack are made for each other.

Also the background was so noisy you could barely hear what they were saying.

These people are ready to fucking kill one another.
 
  1. He boldly states that his barbecue sauces are the 'best' to the two Texan investors. Texans.
This shit has always bothered me because in Texas, at least in the hill country, you dont even eat barbecue sauce on smoked meats. Maybe a little on the side and you dunk it, but it's never been a "sauce" unless it's a chopped beef sandwich or something. The meat should be well prepared that you dont really need sauce. It will be tender and moist, even with something like lean brisket, you kind of want it to stay lean and you get a strong beef flavor coming through, with the smoke being the flavor you want to taste the most--you arent meant to put it in some stupid sauce. And even when you do have bbq sauce it's a very vinegar/ketchup flavored sauce, you dont want it to have enough sugar that you taste it as being sweet, just enough for balance -- his has sugar as like the second ingredient, I imagine it's almost like a tomato jam.

Hes the type of heathen to make salsa with tomato paste because he thinks its supposed to be thick and then add sugar to it. Salsa should be fresh and bright, salsa is the true Texan sauce.

There is nothing in the world like sitting on the patio of some Tex Mex restaurant with a beer and some chips and salsa, at fucking happy hour after working? Its the best.


LOL The only reason you put "forgot to edit video" there is so that you couldnt get a free bingo every fucking time. But really, "Tammy did it for him" is basically the same. It's a bingo in spirit.
 
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LOL mitch must have been so fucking tired of milkshakes. that was 100% done on purpose. unless he's really that stupid to think the shake would still be that thick after sitting out for lets say 15-20 minutes

it's very annoying how jack keeps shilling for jumbo and delicious at any given opportunity. also, mitch claims they have a farm burger in nashville. isn't the whole point of these food tours to try out mom and pop burger joints? these people are going to chain places that they can eat at in their home city. why even drive all the way to another state then?
 
LOL mitch must have been so fucking tired of milkshakes. that was 100% done on purpose. unless he's really that stupid to think the shake would still be that thick after sitting out for lets say 15-20 minutes

it's very annoying how jack keeps shilling for jumbo and delicious at any given opportunity. also, mitch claims they have a farm burger in nashville. isn't the whole point of these food tours to try out mom and pop burger joints? these people are going to chain places that they can eat at in their home city. why even drive all the way to another state then?
It's all a front so Fat Jack can stroke out and die by eating nothing but lard at this point. Honestly, the entire point of Burger Wars was just an excuse to pig out at random places and give the veneer of not being just in it for the gluttony. It's really telling that the ratings include fries and a shake, and it's nice to know that Jack force people to do things he wants because he's a selfish bitch who's destined to hell by his own theology.

A real "Burger Wars" could've been done in a couple of ways:
  • You take random friends or youtubers and do an annual cook off where you are all given the same budget (about 20 bucks) to make a Burger and a side dish that complements it. It must have a bun, burger meat, and at least two other ingredients. Fat Jack and two other people judge it, since Fat Jack is in it for the lard.
  • You go out to ma and pa as well as chain stores and try the same type of burger over X amount of time. No fancy fat fuck mixes; it's all the same type of burger, so that you can judge their technique, ingredient quality, and price point. Again, panel of judges and Jack can be one too because FAT.
Either of these formats would've been potentially interesting while still allowing Tubbo his din-dins, but nope. This would be too hard and in the case of the latter, he'd be mad he can't just get an Everything Burger and choke it down.
 
Not going to lie, the only part when I felt a tiny bad for Jack was when his barbecue competitor at the introduction did not accept the handshake when Jack offered his hand.

Maybe he'd seen some of Jack's videos beforehand and didn't want to get salmonella or contaminate his own food with Jack's horrible diseases.
 
When a milkshake is thick enough to turn upside down, you can't drink it through a straw. What do most people expect? Serious question.
 
The best part of that West Texas show was that Jack "Best BBQ Sauce" Scalfani doesn't even know how to BBQ. If the smoker doesn't have a plug and a dial to set the temperature, he's clueless.

"Invest in my BBQ saws company"
"First cook us some BBQ with it"
"Sorry I don't know how to BBQ"
 
The best part of that West Texas show was that Jack "Best BBQ Sauce" Scalfani doesn't even know how to BBQ. If the smoker doesn't have a plug and a dial to set the temperature, he's clueless.

"Invest in my BBQ saws company"
"First cook us some BBQ with it"
"Sorry I don't know how to BBQ"

Literal cavemen could BBQ. It was maybe the first way of cooking food humans even discovered. So naturally Jack can't. What an inept idiot.
 
When a milkshake is thick enough to turn upside down, you can't drink it through a straw. What do most people expect? Serious question.
Well, I usually don't go for shakes (I'm usually too full by then to want one) but I do like mine to be thicker than just milk, but not in a way that I have to eat it like ice cream. If it's thick enough to turn upside down, then I'd just want soft-serve ice cream instead.
The best part of that West Texas show was that Jack "Best BBQ Sauce" Scalfani doesn't even know how to BBQ. If the smoker doesn't have a plug and a dial to set the temperature, he's clueless.

"Invest in my BBQ saws company"
"First cook us some BBQ with it"
"Sorry I don't know how to BBQ"
The best part for me was when he left them to go shill his shitty channel. That right there is a peak demonstration of him as a person; lazy, in it only for the fame and money, and a cunt who expects others to make up for his own failures.
 
A real "Burger Wars" could've been done in a couple of ways:

You take random friends or youtubers and do an annual cook off where you are all given the same budget (about 20 bucks) to make a Burger and a side dish that complements it. It must have a bun, burger meat, and at least two other ingredients. Fat Jack and two other people judge it, since Fat Jack is in it for the lard.
He doesn't even need to have this idea himself, he could just copy the entire format/beats of other food challenge channels like SORTED. I don't think Jack has ever produced something that could be considered to have had production or entertainment value, so even when stealing his maximum capacity is Googling photographs to catfish people with his food.
 
It's S1 E2, A Time to Grill.

It’s fucking tragic that this is the second episode of the first season. Can you imagine being the television executive that loved the pilot, signed off on a first season, and cut the producers a large check for a full season, then eventually found that the first new episode they delivered featured a severely autistic man and some shitty BBQ sauce?
 
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It’s fucking tragic that this is the second episode of the first season. Can you imagine being the television executive that loved the pilot, signed off on a first season, and cut the producers a large check for a full season, then eventually found that the first new episode they delivered featured a severely autistic man and some shitty BBQ sauce?

Maybe it was intended as comic relief to have a complete sped every few episodes.
 
It's all a front so Fat Jack can stroke out and die by eating nothing but lard at this point. Honestly, the entire point of Burger Wars was just an excuse to pig out at random places and give the veneer of not being just in it for the gluttony. It's really telling that the ratings include fries and a shake, and it's nice to know that Jack force people to do things he wants because he's a selfish bitch who's destined to hell by his own theology.

A real "Burger Wars" could've been done in a couple of ways:
  • You take random friends or youtubers and do an annual cook off where you are all given the same budget (about 20 bucks) to make a Burger and a side dish that complements it. It must have a bun, burger meat, and at least two other ingredients. Fat Jack and two other people judge it, since Fat Jack is in it for the lard.
  • You go out to ma and pa as well as chain stores and try the same type of burger over X amount of time. No fancy fat fuck mixes; it's all the same type of burger, so that you can judge their technique, ingredient quality, and price point. Again, panel of judges and Jack can be one too because FAT.
Either of these formats would've been potentially interesting while still allowing Tubbo his din-dins, but nope. This would be too hard and in the case of the latter, he'd be mad he can't just get an Everything Burger and choke it down.

they also rushed through this burger tour. i believe someone mentioned that it was supposed to be a weeklong or week and a half long tour but they rushed to finish it in under a week for whatever reason

jack and tammy are used to eating like shit on a daily basis but mitch and gina want nothing more to do with the tour at this point (the latest video.) these morons didn't realize that eating nothing but burgers everyday for however many days in a row is going to effect how they rate even the best places
 
Maybe it was intended as comic relief to have a complete sped every few episodes.

Eh...from what I know of shows like this the producers pad these shows with duds so John Q. Public can sit back and laugh. Very few get on camera and even fewer get investments due to them lying about their profit margins (or in Jack's case, not even knowing his profit margin). What I'd like to see is Jack's pitch video to the show.
 
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