💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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What type of person would be a fan of Jack Scalfani? Here’s your answer.

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Here's an oldie

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Milk - Playing With Your Food

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Jack conflates naturally occurring sugar in milk with refined sugar. Even busted out a digital scale to make it seem like he's Bill Nye of fat man trash cooking.

King Retard
 
Adamska said:
He just swallowed the burger whole like a snake is my guess. You've seen how that fucking pig eats.
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Pig? I think he eats more like a duck.

I know it probably makes me a horrible person, but I can't wait until his next stroke causes his other arm to fail. We might actually get to see him go legit snake mode to keep the Wendigo satisfied.

I'd normally limit myself to just one video, but both felt so dang relevant I couldn't fucking choose.
 
AnOminous said:
Pretty sure some weirdoes from /ck/ did and reviewed it. It doesn't make you instantly get cancer but it's not very good either. It's hard to fuck up mixing ketchup with whatever else he mixed it with.

It literally lists ketchup as its first ingredient. Even normal BBQ sauces that also basically have ketchup as their first ingredient don't actually do that, so I assume the main ingredient of the Jack sauce actually is just Heinz ketchup.

Also it's so shitty even he doesn't use it. In a recent show, he used Sweet Baby Ray's, which you can get for a dollar, instead. Even he knows his sauce is absolute shit.
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One of the /ck/ poster that ordered some of that sauce even got one that had become rotten 786668-8a0c7dcd1034fe28f23cbba5dc13bd6f.jpg
 
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Aaway said:
so jack and co. went to 3 different burger places yesterday and the food at all 3 looked like absolute dogshit

he posted pics on his FB
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His second spot was Shaggys in Huntsville, Alabama. The problem with this is that Shaggys is more of a taco place than a burger place, and the only review of the burger was one-star. I get that he needs to have a bad burger to take "last place", but c'mon...
 
Next stop on the Strokin' With Jack Burger Wars: a random Whattaburger in Alabama. Apparently Tammy never had one (which is understandable since they're a 'TexArkanna' thing). She will probably order a basic cheeseburger, not knowing that you can top the burgers with damn near anything they have in the restaurant.
 
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