💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

Or do a prior step where you make homemade ketchup first.

Nah. It would be like asking someone to make homemade soy sauce. Off the shelf ketchup in bbq sauce just works.

 

[Aaway]

pretty sure he filters out the reviews on the amazon page

if you go back you can see there were far more 1 star reviews a year ago or so (likely from people like us who love shitting on jack) but after that its basically all 5 star reviews

 

[Gladatha]

So back in 2002, Jack tried to make it big on the music distribution scene by sending free CDs of unknown musicians for the price of shipping. He predicted that putting music online would be a disaster saying that people would never rent music over the internet... He also seemed to think that CDs would be around forever and that nothing could replace them.

He's not very good at foreseeing outcomes, is he?

You can read the interview here: http://emoglen.law.columbia.edu/cyber-archive/mp3/Free-CDs-turn-a-profit-Original-Interview.html

 

[Aaway]

another boring ass SC video

awkward close up of jack's mouth at 2:47

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

another boring ass SC video

awkward close up of jack's mouth at 2:47

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OPxPdk_LKzA

It's funny to hear Jack say "tumors" though

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh]

another boring ass SC video

awkward close up of jack's mouth at 2:47

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OPxPdk_LKzA

He posted the same video on Fish hook channel.

 

[Aaway]

"bring some money because i can't pay for everyone." i'm very curious to see if anyone actually shows up to any of the places he does

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I'll to Jack's implication that he would pay for even a single person.

 

[captkrisma]

"bring some money because i can't pay for everyone." i'm very curious to see if anyone actually shows up to any of the places he does

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"I'll let you know where I'll be, but only an hour before I get there, so you better be fucking ready to eat a goddamn burger when I say. Live more than an hour away? Tough shit."

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I love how terrified he is of being trolled if he announces anything early. This works if you have a fan base, but Jack needs to take what he can find.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

"bring some money because i can't pay for everyone." i'm very curious to see if anyone actually shows up to any of the places he does

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Is he going to fucking Wendy's? That pic looks like a Wendy's burg.

 

[beautiful person]

I'll to Jack's implication that he would pay for even a single person.

To the implication that he even pays for himself, and that it's not his wife's money

 

[AnOminous]

Has anyone actually bought the sauces?

Pretty sure some weirdoes from /ck/ did and reviewed it. It doesn't make you instantly get cancer but it's not very good either. It's hard to fuck up mixing ketchup with whatever else he mixed it with.

It literally lists ketchup as its first ingredient. Even normal BBQ sauces that also basically have ketchup as their first ingredient don't actually do that, so I assume the main ingredient of the Jack sauce actually is just Heinz ketchup.

Also it's so shitty even he doesn't use it. In a recent show, he used Sweet Baby Ray's, which you can get for a dollar, instead. Even he knows his sauce is absolute shit.

 

[Aaway]

I love how terrified he is of being trolled if he announces anything early. This works if you have a fan base, but Jack needs to take what he can find.

i don't think its that. its because on his last bbq tour he said he'd give away a grill to whoever came up to him while he was eating at one of the places but no one did on the entire tour because A. no one's going to go out of their way to find jack and B. he just doesn't have enough fans for this to be possible

and in the recap video he was visibly annoyed and frustrated that no one found him on the tour because youtube celebrity chef. so this time he's announcing where he is ahead of time but i still have a feeling no one will show

 

[AnOminous]

i don't think its that. its because on his last bbq tour he said he'd give away a grill to whoever came up to him while he was eating at one of the places but no one did on the entire tour because A. no one's going to go out of their way to find jack and B. he just doesn't have enough fans for this to be possible

and in the recap video he was visibly annoyed and frustrated that no one found him on the tour because youtube celebrity chef. so this time he's announcing where he is ahead of time but i still have a feeling no one will show

If he did it again someone might.

Just to ask him if whatever he's eating is KEEEEEEEEETO.

 

[Aaway]

If he did it again someone might.

Just to ask him if whatever he's eating is KEEEEEEEEETO.

i hope someone shows up just to fuck with him

ask him if the food is keto or about how he choked his son, wants to napalm Palestinians, etc

 

[beautiful person]

What his sauce looks like, for reference

 

[captkrisma]

another boring ass SC video

awkward close up of jack's mouth at 2:47

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OPxPdk_LKzA

In today's episode of "Jack eats things that might kill him", his man crush feeds him an oyster that's raw and already opened. When it's shucked out, there are no juices and the oyster looks dry. This oyster has been dead for a hot minute and probably harbors a TON of bacteria.

EDIT: They mention only once that the bucket is steamed, so Jack isn't eating straight bacteria.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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What his sauce looks like, for reference

this looks like someones shit, not a sauce

 

[Damaged Goods]

this looks like someones shit, not a sauce

It probably tastes like it too