💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rod Dangerous]

What type of person would be a fan of Jack Scalfani? Here’s your answer.

 

[Aaway]

lols those two look exactly like the type of people who would go out of their way to hangout with jack

 

[captkrisma]

I honestly don't think those are fans, but someone from his church Jack invited to lunch.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Here's an oldie

Milk - Playing With Your Food

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Jack conflates naturally occurring sugar in milk with refined sugar. Even busted out a digital scale to make it seem like he's Bill Nye of fat man trash cooking.

King Retard

 

[Aaway]

LOL ok jack

 

[JackDavis]

LOL ok jack

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How do you even judge a burger after one bite?
Did he give the burger away to the homeless?

 

[Adamska]

How do you even judge a burger after one bite?
Did he give the burger away to the homeless?

He just swallowed the burger whole like a snake is my guess. You've seen how that fucking pig eats.

 

[Aaway]

How do you even judge a burger after one bite?
Did he give the burger away to the homeless?

i think he did mention that he was going to give away his leftovers to the homeless

but we all know that's complete BS because there won't be any leftovers

 

[Someone in a Tree]

What type of person would be a fan of Jack Scalfani? Here’s your answer.

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Do we have a "fat" rating?

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

He just swallowed the burger whole like a snake is my guess. You've seen how that fucking pig eats.

Pig? I think he eats more like a duck.

I know it probably makes me a horrible person, but I can't wait until his next stroke causes his other arm to fail. We might actually get to see him go legit snake mode to keep the Wendigo satisfied.

I'd normally limit myself to just one video, but both felt so dang relevant I couldn't fucking choose.

 

[Frazzle]

What type of person would be a fan of Jack Scalfani? Here’s your answer.

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That guy definitely is a fan of Jack because they've both stroked out on the same side. Look at that fucking face.

 

[beautiful person]

What type of person would be a fan of Jack Scalfani? Here’s your answer.

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I'm seeing a lot of missing neurons in this picture

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I'm seeing a lot of missing neurons in this picture

They make up for it with extra chromosomes.

 

[Zaryiu]

Pretty sure some weirdoes from /ck/ did and reviewed it. It doesn't make you instantly get cancer but it's not very good either. It's hard to fuck up mixing ketchup with whatever else he mixed it with.

It literally lists ketchup as its first ingredient. Even normal BBQ sauces that also basically have ketchup as their first ingredient don't actually do that, so I assume the main ingredient of the Jack sauce actually is just Heinz ketchup.

Also it's so shitty even he doesn't use it. In a recent show, he used Sweet Baby Ray's, which you can get for a dollar, instead. Even he knows his sauce is absolute shit.

One of the /ck/ poster that ordered some of that sauce even got one that had become rotten

 

[Aaway]

so jack and co. went to 3 different burger places yesterday and the food at all 3 looked like absolute dogshit

he posted pics on his FB

 

[bigshot]

One of the /ck/ poster that ordered some of that sauce even got one that had become rotten

How does ketchup go rotten? You could bury a bottle in the desert like King Tut and dig it up a millennium later and it would still be the same.

 

[captkrisma]

so jack and co. went to 3 different burger places yesterday and the food at all 3 looked like absolute dogshit

he posted pics on his FB

His second spot was Shaggys in Huntsville, Alabama. The problem with this is that Shaggys is more of a taco place than a burger place, and the only review of the burger was one-star. I get that he needs to have a bad burger to take "last place", but c'mon...

 

[Army Burger]

Do we have a "fat" rating?

Isn't it just the "Horrifying" rating?

 

[captkrisma]

Next stop on the Strokin' With Jack Burger Wars: a random Whattaburger in Alabama. Apparently Tammy never had one (which is understandable since they're a 'TexArkanna' thing). She will probably order a basic cheeseburger, not knowing that you can top the burgers with damn near anything they have in the restaurant.

 

[badluckfistfuck]

What type of person would be a fan of Jack Scalfani? Here’s your answer.

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BEHOLD THE MASTER RACE!