Pokémon goof thread - “Game Freak is really bad at world building"

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AYO BITCH HOL UP
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so anyways, how do you guys think Ditto feels after being used like a dirty slut it is, when breeding pokemon?
 
Now that Rotomdex is going to make a return as well as serve as other technological devices I have a question: assuming people use Rotoms like this, shouldn't people be at least a little aware that the Rotoms might just decide to rebel and go Maximum Overdrive on their owners? I can't see this ending very well tbh.
 
What meat do people eat in the Pokemon world?

Why is Psyduck not considered a Psychic type?
 
Can Pokemon go to jail for being sex offenders? The Rotom dex in USUM asked me if I wanted to go inside him and your character is 11.

On that note, Hypno (who abducted a child in FRLG).
 
There's lots of dumb shit to be pointed out, especially within the fanbase and the containment chamber that is Bulbagarden, but for me in particular the lore surrounding eggs makes the least amount of sense.
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You even have pro-breeders at the daycares telling you they have no idea how it got there. Are they even watching your pokemon? And what the hell are Pokemon professors even studying half the time if they can't even figure out where these eggs are popping out from? Also how do they even know of a concept of egg laying in a world where creatures don't lay eggs as far as the populace is concerned?
 
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Fun Fact: Pokemon does not allow the trading of Pokemon that are named slurs, curse words, and things of that nature. It has since been completely banned within the game (if you try to name your Pokemon "ass" or whatever it won't let you), but I'm not sure when.

Anyway, Generation 5 introduced a new Pokemon called Cofagrigus, a cool Pokemon based on a sarcophagus. You may notice the name has "fag" in it.

That's right; Cofagrigus couldn't be traded because the game detected "fag" in the name.
 
MediocreMilt said:
AYO BITCH HOL UP
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fun fact: In Japan, that's just ganguro -- a fashion trend that rebelled against the traditional ideal modest beauty of pale skin and dark hair. But once Jynx made it to America, some "cultural critic" saw it as "racist blackface."

So that's why Jynx looks like an eggplant lady now.

Also there was a manji on a Golbat TCG card, but once the card reached the West, an anti defamation league was offended because the manji happens to be called "swastika" and has certain connotations in the West. The manji was removed.
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
Fun Fact: Pokemon does not allow the trading of Pokemon that are named slurs, curse words, and things of that nature. It has since been completely banned within the game (if you try to name your Pokemon "ass" or whatever it won't let you), but I'm not sure when.

Anyway, Generation 5 introduced a new Pokemon called Cofagrigus, a cool Pokemon based on a sarcophagus. You may notice the name has "fag" in it.

That's right; Cofagrigus couldn't be traded because the game detected "fag" in the name.
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Neither can Froslass. Can't imagine why.
 
We could probably fill this thread up with pokedex entries alone. Here's one about Golem from SoulSilver.

It is capable of blowing itself up. It uses this explosive force to jump from mountain to mountain.

Is this motherfucker just rocket jumping from mountain to mountain?

Namesarehardtocomeupwith said:
Why does the new chick just been revealed and already had hentai of her on the internet
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Why are you surprised?
 
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