Pokémon goof thread - “Game Freak is really bad at world building"

[Cedric_Eff]

A thread where we’re gonna discuss about the weird stuff in Pokémon.

So to start things off. Why the fuck were some of the gyms in Gen 1 and 2 have that weird signs that says “GYM GYM”? What is it like a double Gym or something?

 

[SJ 485]

and just what is the deal with airline food?

 

[The Manglement]

Why would they make a pokemon as intrinsically sexual as Giratina, and then get mad when I start jerking off in the movie theater?

 

[ES 148]

Why is Ash gay

 

[Eryngium]

>Getting a shiny is a rewarding experience.
AHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Why do I want to fuck Gardevoir?

 

[Violence Jack]

which poekmon have the tastiest feet do you guys think? and why is it digglett, my nigglet?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Also another problem with Gen 1, why were there fences in the middle of the ocean?

 

[Bread Fetishist]

>Getting a shiny is a rewarding experience.
AHAHAHAHAHA
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I can’t even tell which one’s the original.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Why is there a balloon that sends children to hell?
Did someone at GameFreak have an issue with their kid and just brought that into work that day?

 

[vertexwindi]

Why is Game Freak still making the Pokémon games when they're the most incompetent developers on the planet?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Is fucking your Pokemon in the Pokemon universe better or worse than fucking a dog or horse in this universe?

 

[JB 236]

Pokmon go to the pols

 

[The Manglement]

Is fucking your Pokemon in the Pokemon universe better or worse than fucking a dog or horse in this universe?

Are you talking ethically, or in terms of pleasure?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why is Pokemon an autistic utopia?

 

[WEEDle]

Why does Brock never open his eyes?

Spoiler: O_O

Oh right... That's why...

 

[Cod of War]

What monster though up Spoink?

Keep hopping OR DIE!
Fucking Pokedex entries man...

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Ghost-type Pokemon are ghosts in name only- they're quite alive. Ghost types leave ghosts when they die. Can anyone, anyone at all, tell me why that is?

Spoiler: Killjoy

This is a franchise aimed at (man)children ages 7+ who don't really think critically about this shit. All they care about are the bright colors and capturing wild monsters with city-flattening powers and making these monsters participate in a legalized version of dog fighting.
Source: Pokemon tournaments the world over. Also Chris-Chan.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Does it count as weird stuff in Pokemon?

 

[Overcast]

Apparently Cubones all lost their mother, and they all cope by wearing her skull.