Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

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When it comes to discussing or debating historical or political matters regarding the Balkans, you will enter an El Dorado of autism. Slapfights can be summed up as a nationalist version of "My Dad can beat up your Dad".

Besides of speds on the internet being their usual selves and elected officials acting like Tumblr trannies by crying for sympathy and victimbux for the sake of potential development aid in for of "war reparations" (lol!), it is only natural that this particular cesspit would attract political hacks and pseudo-historians who would zealously stand up for one of the sides involved in the Yugoslav wars for ideological, personal or other reasons. Some examples of such creatures include Diana Johnstone or Pam Geller who would go out of their way to lionise the Serbs, while the likes Noel Malcolm would indulge themselves in pseudo-history regarding the Serbo-Shiptar relationship.

One of these hacks I hold dear to my heart would be Marko Attila Hoare and his Twitter antics. He can be summarised as what would happen if Hillary Clinton and John McCancer had an NPC bastard child who has the temperament and maturity of a blue hair. Whenever Hoare is encountered by someone who isn't a complete idiot, his NPC scripts crit-errors and his ensuing arguments can be summarised as "nuh uh!", "I'm not here to educate you shitlord!" and, his favourite one, running away like a bitch.
Besides sperging about how Milošević was luring Albanian children in his gingerbread house, he also has very strong opinions on British politics and Brexit if some of our local Kiwis from the British Emirate have a potential interest. You won't be disappointed.

At the time of me writing this post I do not consider Hoare to be a lolcow yet. He has, which given his personality goes to his credit, less of an internet presence than Tonkasaw. As a matter of fact, if it wasn't for some Bosnian Muslim circlejerk organisations he'd be a complete and utter nobody. And I have yet to see him sperg out in a way of producing actual Julay.

Another person of potential minor interest would be Luka Mišetić. He became pretty famous for being Ante Gotovina's defence lawyer. I have absolutely nothing against the dude per se and he seems to be overall a pretty swell guy. What I do find to be a cute running gag is that on his Twitter he will either sperg at you or/and block you whenever you say to him that Radovan Karadžić or any other convicted Serb war criminal would have been acquitted had he been their defence attorney because he's that good at his job. I haven't seen anyone besides female anime characters getting this hot and bothered by a compliment.
 
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I happened across a reasonably small channel on Youtube by the name of "Patsy Hoolahan", its nearly eight years of a bizarre puppet show and news show. I don't know what to make of it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AqabF7EIBqk
Most of the videos involve a constantly running laugh track.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NSYMu-TQizY
The most impressive thing on the channel is an hour and a half long movie starring the ventriloquist dummy.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=QXfvhJjrB_Y
If anyone wants to do some digging and find out what this is or why I'd like to be kept in the loop.

That may be one of the uncanniest valleys I've ever had to hike through.

For the love of God WHY?!

Why the puppet with the creepy pedo voice. All of these look like a prelude to a serial killer manifesto.
 
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The image above is taken from the homepage of the Scania Party, a local association of geriatric drunkards and reprobates in the southernmost province of Sweden.

They are led by Carl P. Herslow, a former mid-level executive at Kockums shipyards and vexatious litigant. They received about 500 votes in the latest general election. Herslow, like a bargain-basement Lyndon LaRouche, rules his gang of submissive, cowering toadies with an iron fist. Few of his followers are below the age of 70 and they are frequently bullied into financing his lawsuits.

The document above is apparently the latest move in his master plan for the total removal of Islam. He has previously stated that he wishes that in order to gain right of residence in Scania, muslims should renounce Islam by saying "I do not believe in Islam" and drink a glass of beer in public.

Sorry for the potato quality of the image. I mean, who the fuck uses a typewriter like that in the current year? Also, please note that it is dated "June 2019".
If you want, I may provide a proper transcription of the text when I have time.

Home page of bork:

skanepartiet.org
 
Sorry if my formatting is bad, but I was digging around with the scraps of info left in his vid. From searching up his "production company" Dirty Little Mammals and was able to find another company that he seems to be working with now with his friend and band mate Phil Boos. Not the most exciting milk, but neat to find his presence none the less.


And from looking further, here is their very own channel

 

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I love weird Youtube channels. Clicking random comments to check out channels is a fun thing to do to kill time. I never post them because they are either not that interesting or don't have that much content.

This one tho, holy fucking shit.

Desteddyeggroll is a 20 something black girl that really loves her teddy bear. When she isn't making songs about how fidget spinners are for nazis she spends her days staging up fake dates with Elmo, Yoshi, a pony from MLP and a fake baby.

This is some of the most autistic content I have ever seen. Over the next few days I'll check some more videos out of curiosity. While this sound like just internet autism, the fact that is "aimed at kids" is scary to me, when she mentions shit like rape, death, nazis (and instagram stalkers for some reason?)

Not something I don't think a 12 year old kid can't handle, but this is clearly aimed at muuuuch younger kids, like 4 or 5. Probably just autistic but there might me some more autistic shit deeper on her videos.
 
Never knew about this guy and that animated video. Only became aware of it from these guys covering the video:

Which I only saw as a recommended after watching this unrelated masterpiece:
 
Sorry if my formatting is bad, but I was digging around with the scraps of info left in his vid. From searching up his "production company" Dirty Little Mammals and was able to find another company that he seems to be working with now with his friend and band mate Phil Boos. Not the most exciting tard cum, but neat to find his presence none the less.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yco3yLkPX60
And from looking further, here is their very own channel

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lj9PXPntoto
It's amazing how this dude managed to stay under the radar after all these years. Great job finding this stuff
 
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Quick request, I'm trying to remember any information pertaining to a series of trolling videos that might have been created in the late 90s or early 2000s. These were early deepfake-style parodies of a youtuber who presented as either on the spectrum or very into computers. While it was easy to see the videos had been digitally altered, the effect was quite good for the time. My recollection was that the youtuber eventually stopped posting videos due to the pernicious and sustained nature of the trolling. I remember there were several videos, one that stands out in my memory is one where in an exaggerated unhinged voice the parody character describes finding a dead rat in the toilet and wearing it like a hat, or something similar. A phrase that stood out to me was that he was "Practicing his scarification techniques." It's been many years, so thank you if you can remember anything about this, apologies if this is an obvious one.
 
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