Lovequest Leaked Catie Texts

[TrippinKahlua]

Back on topic, is the tip of the pestulant boil on the info dump to come, or are you doing like a Film trailer giving us the gold an the rest is just filler?

They're going to continue to claim that everything "interesting" has been released already but STILL turns out they'll release it all. Then, the readers will admit what was unreleased is, indeed, "uninteresting"

Just like the 30 Kacey Calls.

 

[Gherk McDirk]

Excuse my rampaging ignorance, but where is this photo posted?

It's in the thread about Chris wanting Renee's help with a modelling portfolio, I believe. It's...provocative.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

"Mommy says you're common."
http://www.theeffect.net/wp-
content/uploads/2014/02/Game-of-Thrones-
Joffrey.jpg

Funny thing about that kid. He's actually wonderfull off set if interviews and social media are anything to go by.

 

[Male Idiot]

I don't really care about Chris putting sex toys up his ass, but a washcloth? To "clean the crap out?" I know there's been speculation about the box of enemas in the "modeling" selfie and how they might be a treatment for Chris's encopresis, but even if he has a decent medical reason to be concerned about his rectal hygiene (and not just a desire to be "ready" for all the porn-star sex he'll never have), it's legitimately concerning that he thinks he can or should just scrub down internal surfaces with a washcloth. Sometimes it's the little details that remind you how confused Chris can be about very basic things and how amazing it is that he's somehow skated through to this point.

Yuk, now we got dirty, crapped Washcloth. Maybe he just tried to clean up an accident and thought to himself, why not shove it up all the way? He uses the enemas to do it nowdays I hope.

 

[Ruckersvillian]

Something about the way Chris expresses himself - "enduring heartache", trolls "terrified and frightened me", etc - really pisses me off. It makes Chris come across like a drama queen.

 

[unfer]

He's shooting for the best of both worlds. Terrifed, aching-hearted and royally entitled to pound you into submission with his near seven inch lightning rod.

 

[A-№1]

I wonder if Chris is proud of being the royal heir to a big oriented strand board box of garbage.

Fixed.

Someone was too cheap to spring for actual plywood.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Something about the way Chris expresses himself - "enduring heartache", trolls "terrified and frightened me", etc - really pisses me off. It makes Chris come across like a drama queen.

Chris is a drama queen, although only about things that are trivial or non-existent.

 

[CalmMyTits]

And Chris will think the pretty nurse being nice to him means he is entitled to have her be his sweetheart, leading to Chris filing a false patient abuse claim against her when she denies him the china he feels entitled to.

The good thing about this is the people investigating such a claim will see how Chris acts, and come to the inevitable conclusion that the nurse really did nothing wrong.

 

[InterestedParty]

Fucking tragic

 

[Petronella]

As to your second point, I think it might be a matter of chronology: he bought the enemas after the failed experiment with the washcloth. We need dates for all this leaked material.

he bought the enemas

leaked material

 

[Haesindang Park]

I'm tempted to ask why he needed enemas but that's a question that is best not answered.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm tempted to ask why he needed enemas but that's a question that is best not answered.

With friends like his, who needs enemas?

 

[rell wested]

"near sever incher damn cock"

Hmm, let's see.

Spoiler: duck

Guess it is near seven incher!

that is fucking horrifying

This is equal parts hilarious, moronic, depressing, and exasperating.

I was already in the floor at "I am most certainly Entitled". When you think Chris can't get any more Chris...

that's the thing about him, he always surprises us

I love how Chris keep bringing in pop culture things into real life situations.

read this: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Claw_of_fail

New favorite quote of the Christorial renaissance:

and

It's stuff like this that makes me remember why I first became so fascinated by him (her?).

wow

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I think Fattys desperation is starting to leak out. I guess he's finally realized that Blorb ain't much longer for this world and he will be left all alone so now he really needs a new fuck mommy to take care of him.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I think Fattys desperation is starting to leak out. I guess he's finally realized that Blorb ain't much longer for this world and he will be left all alone so now he really needs a new fuck mommy to take care of him.

I thought it was agreed china was no longer a concern as long as he could play vidya and lego all day?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It'd be good if we could see what Catherine's been saying to him too. Which I'm only bringing up because you happen to be around right now and I desperately want to forget what I just read

Holy shit, @Thetan , did you just bovver @Unbovvered ?

Chris' sexytalk is the least sexy thing in existance. & I've read TJ Church's "erotica." I think my ladybits just dried up & disintegrated.

Also, isn't "heartthrob" typically reserved for men? Goddammit, Chris.

Hey Alec, kind of off topic but out of curiosity

Spoiler: Off topic

how would you be integrating all of this stuff into Asperchu if you were still doing the comic? Would you just ignore this tomgirl / Catherine stuff?

Hey, now, we have @_blank_ for that.

 

[Nikolai Drozdov]

I thought it was agreed china was no longer a concern as long as he could play vidya and lego all day?

Generous as he is he would, if Catie really needed him to, pull out his damn near seven incher from wherever he hides it now. He gets his pleasure from pleasuring the ladies no matter what it takes.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I thought it was agreed china was no longer a concern as long as he could play vidya and lego all day?

Not quite. He still needs the "mommy" aspect of "fuckmommy."

 

[Cuck Norris]

Not quite. He still needs the "mommy" aspect of "fuckmommy."

Well yeah that's what I was getting at. China is off the list of demands. As long as she'll control any outside responsibilities in his life he's ok with not getting it.