Lovequest Leaked Catie Texts

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skyraider91 said:
Catie: No, we aren't in a relationship. You couldn't handle the open relationship you wanted in the first place.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Chris is the one who wanted the open relationship? Did I miss something there.

Also, holy SHIT those texts. I was almost starting to feel bad for him but after that...I got nothin. Those texts run the gambit from pathetic, to creepy, to overly possessive, to condescending, back to pathetic, on a sentence by sentence basis. Man, and I thought this Catherine shit was boring.
 
Goddammit, the whole "could've had this whole near-seven-incher damned cock" thing makes me think of the time GK was duped by some Kiwis & retorted, "yeah, well, now you'll NEVER get to see me shirtless!" As if they're so desirable they always have a line of heartsweets climbing over each other, clamoring for their respective ducks.

I think that's the other thing that's been nagging at me. This kinda shit I can expect from The Golden Knight, but Chris sounds downright abusive in these messages. I realize people are saying "YEAH WELL THAT'S BECAUSE CATHERINE'S A TROLL", but this would play out the exact same way with a "normal" girl. I mean, shit, look what happened with Megan & the Wallflower.

Maybe it's just me, but there seems to be a sort of underlying malice [in his texts] that wasn't there before. Barb's influence, I'm sure. Or I'm reading too much into it, which is far more likely.

EDIT: off-topic but after I submitted this post I saw I'd been awarded a "CWCki Sperg!" trophy & was like "FUCK, I'M SORRY MY POSTS IN DISCUSSION ARE SHIT OKAY"
 
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Its fucking eerie how similar this is to the wallflower stuff. I know there are people who say that its not fair to hold it against Chris for acting like this to a troll, but he thinks this person is a real woman who he claims to love and need, and yet he treats her like shit.

And holy fuck, living with Barb and Chris in a burnt out smelly husk of a house is a fate I wish on no woman. My sympathy for Chris is lower than his current heart level.
 
CompyRex said:
"near sever incher damn cock"

Hmm, let's see.
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Guess it is near seven incher!
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Need one of these:

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I hope he keeps up with the faux snobby upper class "mommy says you're just common trash," stuff its hilarious.
 
skyraider91 said:
Chris knows that something is wrong, but he has an giant ego and has a enormous amount of pride, both of which prevent him from accepting or seeking help or advice.
Autism Awareness emails:
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It pissed me off to read that. Lori handled that very professionally though, and of course when she begins to show genuine concern for Chris, he mocks her for it and then just gives up and ignores it.
 
skyraider91 said:
Catie: Hey, why do you keep calling me 'heartthrob'?

Chris: Well, Love, I Mean the word as an endearing term of Love, and it's another good choice word in regards to Sweetheart. But moreover, and I am serious: whenever I think of you, Catherine, I feel my heart beating better and more positive.

Catie: Okaaay but you shouldn't call me sweetheart or anything.

Chris: While I do understand that you and I are in the "Friend Zone" at the moment and while, for the needs of some of our closest ones at least, I have been feeling, and still feel, the most positive and passionate of love for you from our earliest conversations and growing continuing from there. Also, I know I can not change your mind, but I am still going to feel for you soo much anyhow.

Catie: But we aren't in a relationship. I told you that when we went bowling.

Chris: Right; we are a boy/girl and a girl friends in an open relationship.

Catie: No, we aren't in a relationship. You couldn't handle the open relationship you wanted in the first place.

Chris: You can't be telling me you've never felt that way about me mutually. I remember past events, and I have learned from the mistakes. I know you care about and Love me too.

Catie: It's platonic Chris. I'm not your sweetheart or your girlfriend. We're friends, that's all.

Chris: Yeah. But I still feel for you like that anyhow.

Catie: Okay but you shouldn't call me sweetheart or anything. That's weird.

Chris: And I have and still am working a Lot for you and me; Us. And I respect your space and needs and learn from my mistakes, too!

Catie: It's just, you keep acting like we're in a relationship and we aren't. I told you several times.

Chris: Don't forget, we were over a 97% Q&A match in over a thousand on OKCupid.

Catie: Lol, Chris, an online dating site doesn't mean all that much!

Chris: It means a LOT!

Catie: It's not like it means people are destined to be together, it's just common interests and stuff. That's all.

Chris: Possibly sounding crazy, but I will Not Lose You, Catie Heart!

Catie: We're still friends though, I thought you were okay with that. I just don't want to be in a relationship with you.
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Creepy.
 
Thetan said:
That's exactly what Chris meant it to be. He even went so far as to create a set of "Relationship Vows" (basically wedding vows) which he demanded that Catie sign. (Keep in mind that this was only about a month into their "relationship").

Chris also wrote these vows without soliciting any input from Catie. He just expected her to sign them without question or reservation.
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Didn't that happen in Sonichu? Signing a relationship contract in blood, or some such thing? I haven't read much Sonichu, but that stood out.
 
Thetan said:
That's exactly what Chris meant it to be. He even went so far as to create a set of "Relationship Vows" (basically wedding vows) which he demanded that Catie sign. (Keep in mind that this was only about a month into their "relationship").

Chris also wrote these vows without soliciting any input from Catie. He just expected her to sign them without question or reservation.
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Is it possible we could get a copy of these? I personally am very interested to see what Chris values in a relationship enough to swear to it, and expect a significant other to swear to too.

I imagine it's mainly things like "I will love and cherish you and we scissor (fuck? given his comment about actually using his dick in sexual interaction) whenever I want and you mommy me forever" but I would rather speculate less and see what he actually said.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
Didn't that happen in Sonichu? Signing a relationship contract in blood, or some such thing? I haven't read much Sonichu, but that stood out.
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I don't think it actually appeared in Sonichu, but he definitely did a picture for Panda of him asking her to sign a "Certificate of True, Honest Love" in blood:
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I'm not sure on the context for this -- I'm guessing by the filename on the CWCki, it was posted on his DA? Still, brrr.
 
chimcat said:
As someone who is part of the LGBTQAWTFOMGBBQ community, I really felt a lot of sympathy for Chris when he was questioning his gender etc.
But whipping out the dick length enjoyment really erased all of it. If you have serious gender dysphoria you would never say anything like that no matter how angry you were with someone.

Like others in the thread, I was starting to feel some sympathy for him but holy manbabies was I wrong.
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I've long since abandoned sympathy for Chris. It's not that I hate him or want to see him suffer for my amusement, just that I've concluded he's an unpleasant person through and through, and I don't have the time or patience to feel bad for a nasty, spoiled manbaby who lives a thousand miles away.

I've watched his antics from afar for many years now, and his colors never change. I find it really amusing when people act surprised when he's given a new chance at improving himself only to witness him shit all over it. And why should he change? People cut him slack all the time, and he has learned to be okay with profiting off of other peoples' good intentions. I guess it's not impossible he could improve and be deserving of another person's sympathy, but I'm all about what people do rather than what they say, and nothing about Chris's behavior leaves much room for hope.
 
Oh god damn. It's been awhile but in spergy list form...

1- Is that the most he's done his dumb capitalization gimmick? God damn.
2- I love the pants at the end. Like he sperged so hard he exhausted himself.
3- 2nd DVD with vows??? How has that not been leaked yet??? That sounds like gold.
4- His mom theorizes she's with Chris to get a free house. Right Barb because your ruined rental place is an ideal place to move into. This alone was worth the leak.
5- lol seven incher. Keep up the delusions Chris.
6- Bigger lol, royalty of the Weston bloodline.
7- We end with my favorite line. "I never said I was entitled to a relationship. I said I Needed a woman."

Thanks @skyraider91, this was pretty great stuff.
 
I'm also High-Functioning Autistic with a shitty past, nonexistent social life and True and Honest Royal Ancestry

So with that being said, where's my Damn Sweetheart that I'm Entitled to?
 
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