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"My heart aches bad to allow me to think better."
Well Chris, than I guess your heart aches bad all the time.
 
skyraider91 said:
They were in an official romantic relationship for a time.
The open relationship was Chris's idea.
Chris felt that, as a male, he couldn't satisfy Catie sexually, so he was OK with her fucking other guys as long as Catie took care of him and paid the bills.
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Oh my gawd.
So he's officially stopped looking for "A Mommy He Can Fuck"....to just "A Mommy"?
 
Thetan said:
Well, Chris has been bringing up the "royalty" thing; an idea which was, no doubt planted by Barb.

I also think that this may be why Chris is suddenly peppering his speech with Brigish colloquialisms. Maybe he thinks it makes him seem more classy/regal or something.
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God it's like that episode of Sanford and Son when Fred "finds out" he's part Jewish, and starts eating gefilte fish.

skyraider91 said:
Chris felt that, as a male, he couldn't satisfy Catie sexually, so he was OK with her fucking other guys as long as Catie took care of him and paid the bills.
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The real question is whether Chris is just desperate or is actually into cuckolding.
 
All this talk of royalty has gotten Lorde stuck in my head. Maybe Catie could release a cover version?

That kind of duck just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz

Also, good to see that Chris still considers Bears to be the font of all knowledge. Or something.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Chris mentions that he "tried religion". Does this mean he has given up on GodBear for not delivering to Chris a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up"? Marivn mentioned once that one of the reasons Chris doesn't go to church anymore is because the church hasn't delivered on a sweetheart.
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After OPL had a vicious falling out with the Abrahamic GodBear (who was twolling him apparently), he went wiccan for a couple of days -- I guess because he heard of "going skyclad" -- and was, apparently, going to go to some wiccan "thing", but then he never brought it up again. Guess he either
A) Got dis-invited and never went....or....
B) He did go and make a spectacle of himself and got banished for it.

Goddess know which.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Chris mentions having "tried religion". Does this mean Chris has given up on GodBear for not delivering a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up"? Marivn mentioned once that one of the reasons Chris doesn't go to church anymore is because the church hasn't delivered on a sweetheart.

Also, "The Bonus Round" makes a comeback.
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Chris met The Wallflower at a "Young Adult Social Group" at his old Church. It's really a shame that this didn't work out: a group like is an almost perfect social setting for Chris and somewhere he could actually make a friend or two.

If Chris hadn't been so impatient to rush right past the friend part of his relationship with The Wallflower to get to "heartsweet" he may still have her as a friend.
 
As someone who is part of the LGBTQAWTFOMGBBQ community, I really felt a lot of sympathy for Chris when he was questioning his gender etc.
But whipping out the dick length enjoyment really erased all of it. If you have serious gender dysphoria you would never say anything like that no matter how angry you were with someone.

Like others in the thread, I was starting to feel some sympathy for him but holy manbabies was I wrong.
 
Gensdupays said:
I thought Chris said he hated his duck. Why would he be bragging about it? Just in case?
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What Chris says and what he actually thinks are two entirely different things.

If Chris could find a woman who would let him put his duck in her, you can be pretty fucking sure that he will brag about his "7-inch" duck.

It just so happens that there is no woman on Earth that would want Chris's duck.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Chris mentions having "tried religion". Does this mean Chris has given up on GodBear for not delivering a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up"? Marivn mentioned once that one of the reasons Chris doesn't go to church anymore is because the church hasn't delivered on a sweetheart.

Also, "The Bonus Round" makes a comeback.
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Well, it's more that church isn't benefiting him and it's not worth the cost of the gas to drive there every week.
Gensdupays said:
I thought Chris said he hated his duck. Why would he be bragging about it? Just in case?
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It's one more thing he's trying to cash in on.
 
Zekesman said:
As a wedding ring I assume...
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That's exactly what Chris meant it to be. He even went so far as to create a set of "Relationship Vows" (basically wedding vows) which he demanded that Catie sign. (Keep in mind that this was only about a month into their "relationship").

Chris also wrote these vows without soliciting any input from Catie. He just expected her to sign them without question or reservation.
 
Taily Puff said:
I completely disagree with you, but I still had to rate your post as Winner just for that.
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Yeah for the record my "Winner" was for Heisensperg too, not because I agree with your point.

Edit: You know it's a good joke when your rhetorical "foes" still feel obligated to praise you for it.
 
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just some jerk said:
Bob was virile up to all sorts of shit at 32! If he didn't live in a barb and bug infested environment, and wasn't drug down by those two, he'd probably have made it to 100.
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Yeah, that's my point. Probably preaching to the choir here, but -- barring injury or specific brain-damaging illnesses, a 32-year-old should be in the prime of their neurological life. Chris is unquestionably mentally ill, but none of the mental issues he has would cause him to start losing functions with age this early (or possibly ever? I don't know the prognosis of adult autism in this regard).
 
Thetan said:
That's exactly what Chris meant it to be. He even went so far as to create a set of "Relationship Vows" (basically wedding vows) which he demanded that Catie sign. (Keep in mind that this was only about a month into their "relationship").

Chris also wrote these vows without soliciting any input from Catie. He just expected her to sign them without question or reservation.
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And I was just joking! He really did go full insane.
Giving jewelry to gfs and bfs is understandable even a month into relationship, but this is...
Well, thats the extend of "not being clingy" this time.

I want to see the January dump on this though to get full insight on these events...
 
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