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'Empire' star Jussie Smollett attacked in possible hate crime
By Sandra Gonzalez, CNN

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...tertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

“Empire" actor Jussie Smollett was attacked in the early morning hours on Tuesday in what Chicago police are calling a possible hate crime.

Smollett was attacked by two people "yelling out racial and homophobic slurs" and "poured an unknown chemical substance on the victim," police said.

According to police, one of Smollett's alleged attackers also put a rope around his neck. Both fled the scene.

Smollett took himself to Northwestern Hospital and "is in good condition," police told CNN.

Later Tuesday, CNN's Don Lemon spoke to Smollett and a mutual friend who was at the hospital with the actor. Smollett confirmed the incident took place.

He was shaken and angry that an attack like this could happen. Smollett told CNN he fought back at the attackers.

"Given the severity of the allegations, we are taking this investigation very seriously and treating it as a possible hate crime," the police statement said.

Smollett has starred on Fox's "Empire" since 2015. He plays Jamal, a successful singer in the musical Lyon family. Like his character, Smollett identifies as gay.

"We are deeply saddened and outraged to learn that a member of our 'Empire' family, Jussie Smollett, was viciously attacked last night," a representative of 20th Century Fox Television and Fox Entertainment said in a statement to CNN. "We send our love to Jussie, who is resilient and strong, and we will work with law enforcement to bring these perpetrators to justice. The entire studio, network and production stands united in the face of any despicable act of violence and hate -- and especially against one of our own."

A representative for GLAAD told CNN the organization has reached out Smollett to offer assistance and support.

"Jussie is a true champion for LGBTQ people and is beloved by the community and allies around the world," a GLAAD spokesperson said in a statement.

Anyone with information is asked to call Area Central Detectives at 312-747-8382
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I think the person who suggested he slipped on frozen hobo piss is right on the money. I hope whoever urinated that frozen puddle survived the evening because that was a very cold night.

RIP if tripping a faggot was a frozen hobo's final legacy.
 
GrungyLawnChlorinate said:
You just know he changed his story because people were calling him a punk bitch. His friend us like, "Shit, I woulda kicked they Maga asses nigga." jussie replies, "well yes! I did fight back. I ain't no punk." The level of insecurity of masculinity and hypermasculine bravado inherent to hip hop culture is predictably pathetic like that.

Also, 2pac hated gay people with raging passion.
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Suge Knight has a story about Tupac calling Dre out in front of everyone at Death Row. Tupac said Dre was a gay, supposedly.

It’s Suge’s word so who knows.

We know Jussie is gay and is clearly lying about this entire situation. He’s going to get away with it too.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
He’s going to get away with it too.
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Because he's black and gay. That's your lesson for January 2019: you can file false police reports, waste the time of 20 or more detectives, lie like a rug, and generally just be a complete Prat who tries to push the gulf that's forming in this country even further, all while changing your story at least 6 or 7 times, and you're good.

Smile uncomfortably at a Native American though?

Edit: I rescind "file false police reports" as there is a police report that looks more like he got jumped by members of >his village. Replace with "create some bullshit out of whole cloth."
 
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CPD is now apparently saying that the two men in the photo were hobos who had nothing to do with any incident. There goes whatever microscopic bit of substance this case had.
 
Everyone saying it's implausible those two men were there are thinking about it all wrong. It's like a video game, MAGA lynchers are clearly a rare encounter in Chicago at 2 AM during polar vortex conditions.
 
MrLobe said:
CPD is now apparently saying that the two men in the photo were hobos who had nothing to do with any incident. There goes whatever microscopic bit of substance this case had.
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Likely story!

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Xerxes IX said:
Everyone saying it's implausible those two men were there are thinking about it all wrong. It's like a video game, MAGA lynchers are clearly a rare encounter in Chicago at 2 AM during polar vortex conditions.
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Rare encounter that manages to escape instantly without leaving a trace?
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XYZpdq said:
Rare encounter that manages to escape instantly without leaving a trace?
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Smollet didn't realize that those two hobos were a rare spawn who appear at certain times and places cryptically hinted at across multiple quests. They drop some of the most rare loot in the game and he missed out by not killing them and stealing from their corpses.
 
So the plan is to do a major, obviously fake hate crime story every single week until someone gets fed up and does a real one?

Might work.
 
So one or both of those two hobos probably pissed on the street and kept walking, then this lying faggot slipped on it and decided to spin it into a lynching story. Case closed, when do I get my badge CPD?
 
Keystone said:
So one or both of those two hobos probably pissed on the street and kept walking, then this lying faggot slipped on it and decided to spin it into a lynching story. Case closed, when do I get my badge CPD?
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At this point Actor Nobody slipping on bum piss is an optimistic spin on it.
 
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