DOCTORS APPOINTMENT- diagnosed 12/24/18

[SweetDee]

Like the others said, in order to be officially diagnosed with sleep apnea, she'd need to go to a clinic and stay overnight while her sleep is monitored. She's full of shit. And fat.

Big Al clearly wants to die.

 

[Lunete]

The only doctor she needs to see is Dr. Now.

 

[marjoram]

Dr. speaks, Big Al filters it through her idiot brain, this is what we get. I have no doubt Big Al didn't understand the majority of what the Doc said (that is if she indeed went to an appointment) because professionals use "code words" a bumpkin like her has no way of grasping....

No blood tests, no sleep study, just tossed some BP meds that Big Al won't take cause she's "scared of pills" and her "BP is only a tiny bit elevated" anyway....

Just no. Big Al thinks we're morons.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Hard to say whether she's lying because she thinks we're dumb, or if she's dumb enough that she thinks she's being honest. Like, she just doesn't understand what is going on with her health or what the doctor told her. Maybe a bit of both.

She's already demonstrated regularly how delusional she can be and it's been brought up repeatedly that being super morbidly obese can have a real impact on intelligence.

 

[alpro slut]

I disagreed with your earlier comments as while I don't really do keto I see its benefits. I do completely agree with the issues with keto causing people to turn to animal fats more, which is very destructive. Plant-based keto is gaining traction and there are even several cookbooks now with awesome recipes. Not that our gorl would follow or succeed in most recipes that don't call for a shelf full of Mrs. Dash. Also her last attempt at veganism was short lived and relied solely on fruits and processed foods so I won't be holding my breath on that one.

Dr. Jason Fung has a lot to say about diabetes, and while he isn't vegan I agree with most of what he says. Reading and taking his book "The Obesity Code" seriously could save her life (not that I think she would bother to read a book of this nature). For a person in Amber's condition, I'm not sure what else would save her. If she went on keto without an actual plan and just did daily all you can eat meat feedings she'd probably drop. Perhaps on some level even she knows this. It doesn't discount low carb diets, just airs her inability to be reasonable with any style of eating.

yeah i was very vague in my first comment by not distinguishing between animal fats and plant fats. i know veganism isn't well received around the farms but from my own research i do believe in it's benefits (and the main reason why vegans are hated is because they all act superior to everyone else and will be the FIRST to judge your food choices which is extremely rude and uncomfortable).

interesting to hear about plant-based keto - i do believe in the ketogenic effect, just not the dairy and meat heavy diets people follow to achieve it. the sad fact is that amber needs to do something to start losing the weight fast because it is going to kill her, but whatever she does she will inevitably, not stick to. unfortunately a calorie controlled ketogenic diet does not include orange chickun, so our gorl will not be able to do it.

though saying that... sometimes people on the keto diet also have days where they 'carb up'. this is athletic, healthy people, mind. but imagine in hamber read up on the internet about it and stuck to a keto diet but gorged on her usual shite at the weekends because 'it's part of the diet!!!!!'. now, that would be funny to watch her try and justify

 

[raritycunt]

so three diagnoses and not one of them is the beetus? our gorl has shocked me.

also, not that she will stick to low carb/keto, but it's a shitty suggestion because it's even more likely to cause the beetus. there's no way AL isn't pre-diabetic at LEAST - eating more fat over carbs will cause lipid overload and subsequently, insulin resistance. sugar = beetus is a wrong belief. if hamber really wants to attempt to reverse the damage she's done to her body, she needs to stick to veg, fruit, legumes, nuts, seeds and wholegrains. but that's even less likely to happen than the doctor's orders

We get it you're vegan.

 

[Papaya23]

High blood pressure? Does this mean our gorl will have to cut back from four types of Mrs. Dash to three in the chili type soup type deal?

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

AL has to follow a low carb diet. I don't think she knows what that means. Hopefully her Doctor told her what foods she can and can not eat. Knowing AL she will probably cut out all carbs, even carbs that are good for her like oatmeal and fruit. She needs those foods because they have fiber and that will help her blood sugar. I'm might be too but she probably never went to the Doctors in the first place.

 

[MaoBigDong]

AL has to follow a low carb diet. I don't think she knows what that means. Hopefully her Doctor told her what foods she can and can not eat. Knowing AL she will probably cut out all carbs, even carbs that are good for her like oatmeal and fruit. She needs those foods because they have fiber and that will help her blood sugar. I'm might be too but she probably never went to the Doctors in the first place.

Nah I think she definitely went to the doctors but she probably just got a bare bones, run-of-the-mill checkup and didn’t have ANY tests done. There’s absolutely no way she doesn’t have diabetes as well as high blood pressure.

She’s trying so hard to lie and make everything seem like she’s just a teensy bit bigger than most people. As if people can’t blatantly see that she’s morbidly obese and not a dainty gorl, lol. The only person she’s fooling is herself, and not for much longer if she keeps this shit up. I do have to commend her for being a bad bitch though, because it really seems like she’s not afraid to die at the rate she’s going.

 

[ADHD]

plant-based keto would probably be good - but that's pretty much just avocadoes, nuts, seeds and beans.

That sounds miserable tbh.

 

[carolburnett]

I cannot believe that her doctor would prescribe or ahem "diagnose" her with high blood pressure medication and not prescribe her a goddamn blood test to be done, when she has gained like what 50 lbs since she last saw her? That's insane. Absolutely negligent and insane.

I feel like Amber is hearing what she wants to hear and has cherry picked the ones she wanted to share with us so the haydurs don't use it against her. I bet the doctor listed out the shitload of things that she could have because of her fat, her high blood pressure and probable sleep apnea. I'm sure that's why she had a breakdown and was crying in the office.

And Amber will pick up the medicine cause she is happy to pop the pill in hopes that it will fix things but not put in any of the work to actually you know lose the weight so her heart doesn't have to work so heart to pump oxygen in her body. And she won't make the appt for getting bloodwork done because she wants to live in lalaland of "I'm just obese and healthy". She isn't even morbidly obese anymore, she's in the category above it. Insane.

Can you imagine going to the doctor, knowing you feel like shit and something is wrong with you and them telling you you're fine and not running any tests? Amber, that's a doctor that doesn't give a fuck about you if she is doing that.

 

[Long time lurker]

I'm betting the doctor told her what she suspects is wrong (sleep apnea, diabetes, whatever) and recommended she see appropriate specialists for better treatment.

Yeah, that would be my guess too.

Instead she threw her some BP meds and said you're good to go? Nope, not buying it.

White coat syndrome is real, and if Amber is really as worked up as she claims in her videos, she would have high BP at the doctor's office.

A competent doctor would NOT diagnose or prescribe BP medicine to a new-ish patient of theirs without monitoring their BP over a period of time (one way to do so is attach a machine to the patient which will monitor their BP by measuring it every hour, or half hour, over a 24 hour period).

Either Amber has been going to the doctor more often than what she's been sharing (and the doc decided that since Amber can't afford the machine I mentioned above, she might go ahead and prescribe*), or she's lying about taking meds for BP (another alternative is that Amber's BP was so astronomically high at the office that the doctor felt the best option was to prescribe her without a proper follow up).

*Many times in medicine, the choice is of the lesser evil.

 

[alpro slut]

We get it you're vegan.

i'm not one to push the subject but hamber is an exception. gorl needs to do something fast if she wants to see christmas 2019

That sounds miserable tbh.

absolutely, i guess some people do it though. i wouldn't. hamber certainly won't, it requires too much self-restraint

 

[ADHD]

White coat syndrome is real, and if Amber is really as worked up as she claims in her videos, she would have high BP at the doctor's office.

In the phentermine video, Amber managed to work herself up to having a blood pressure reading of 182/90. That was about 100 pounds ago. I assume she gets even more nervous at the doctor's office, and with all the weight she's gained, I'm guessing her blood pressure was higher than in the phentermine video. I wish she'd have told us her actual reading instead of just saying it was elevated.

 

[Cinderblock]

A competent doctor would NOT diagnose or prescribe BP medicine to a new-ish patient of theirs without monitoring their BP over a period of time (one way to do so is attach a machine to the patient which will monitor their BP by measuring it every hour, or half hour, over a 24 hour period).

*Many times in medicine, the choice is of the lesser evil.

I don't disagreee with you but Jesus, you don't have to be Dr. House to see that she has hardcore Metabolic syndrome. To give her BP medication is the fucking least he could do, even if it is the first meeting with the patient.

Most doctors I know would refuse to work with such a patient if they refused to do blood work, unless it's paliative stuff. So the doctor either said "fuck it, she's already dead, I'm gonna let her eat happy 'till she dies and not bother her too much" or Amber has seriously omitted parts the conversation, which is what I imagine.

 

[carolburnett]

"It's still reversible"

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Long story short, she's losing circulation in her leg because she's fat.

And diagnosed with sleep apnea. Because fat.

Also she's overweight. Because fat.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

So she fasted for a good cholesterol, lipids and blood sugar panel, got blood drawn just before seeing the doctor, and the doc got immediate results? Because that is what would have had to have happened because at no point did Amber mention a fast or going into a clinic to get blood drawn with enough time for the doctor to get and review the results. Bitch has diabetes and has for years. Not pre-diabetes, not slightly elevated blood sugar - her neck and knuckles are black. If she doesn't have metabolic syndrome I will be very surprised and metabolic syndrome cannot be cured or reversed - just managed. Almost none of what Big AL reported makes sense and therefore it is reasonable to assume that one of three things happened:

--The doctor was super alarmed and told her so but AL filtered it through the part of her brain that protects her from unpleasant truths and all she heard was what she wanted to hear.

--The doctor was super alarmed and told her so but AL was too dumb to understand what was being said to her and genuinely thinks she's fine.

--Any reasonable doctor would be super alarmed and would tell her so but Big AL skipped the appointment and lied about it, finding a pic from a previous visit to "prove" she went.

She's dangerously ill. There's no way any doctor would sugar coat it down to a spurious sleep apnex dx (with no sleep study, of course), mildly elevated BP, and sitting wrong and cutting off circulation.

She's really doubling down on claiming she showers daily, isn't she? Wouldn't it take longer than 15 minutes for her to fully clean herself in the shower? @Dog Prom 3D

If she was in a large open shower with all her shampoo and soap and such at waist level so she wouldn't have to bend a or reach up a lot, had long loofah or scrubbing brush on a handle to help her get her legs and back, and had access to a removable shower head so she could rinse out folds easier, she might be able to pull it off. Washing her hair would be the spoiler, and we know she doesn't wash her hair much. It would be an exercise akin to running on a treadmill at high elevation for a normal person, but it could conceivably be done.

So, again, Becky & the fags have had to have been witnessing episodes of AL not breathing in her sleep and waking up gasping, choking, and sputtering at least this whole year, if not the entire time she's lived there, and not given a single fuck that she looks like she's dying.

What can they do? Have her sleep in their room? Install a hospital bed on wheels so they can move her from room to room to make sure someone always has an eye on her in case she drifts off to sleep? Becky should probably care more but as for Eric and Rickie, why should they care? Amberlynn makes their lives miserable. She stinks up the place, she's drama incarnate, she's constantly in crisis, and she never leaves their house. They shouldn't have let her move in in the first place and she's not their responsibility. The only incentive they have to keep her from suffocating in her sleep is money, which Rickie already earns, and fear of the house getting demolished when first responders have to tear down a wall in order to remove her corpse.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Think she'll die before New Year's?

We're on a roll and I don't want to lose that.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Best joke of the day? Gorl now thinks all the damage she has inflicted on her body is reversible. That made me chuckle.